FUUUUCCCCKKKK

FUUUUCCCCKKKK

muh virginityyyyyyyyyyyy

TONIGHT, ON UNSOLVED SHIT, WE FIND OUT WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT BIGFOOT?


LAST NIGHT SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY HOME AND STOLE $500 WORTH OF BULLSHIT. YOU HEARD RIGHT! PURE BULLSHIT!

BOB

WHO'S THAT FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA?

>HE'S A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN
What did Raimi mean by this?

Fashion Bug.

DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT "TOTAL"

Dad, I accidentally kneed you in the ass.


WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU "NEED ME IN THE ASS?"

>riding through the store quietly
>HOLY SHIT

Knowing how lame and forced memes across the internet are now, it feels odd to have been around at the when stuff like this was first being popularised. Memes weren't even memes, they were like clandestine jokes.

>what do you feel about Rick Moranis?
>I don't even know who the fuck he is, but fuck him too. FUCK HIM HARD!

>oh yeah, Rick Moranis. What do you think he's up to now?
>HE'S PROBABLY GETTING FUCKED IN THE ASS

"I HOPE THIS IS THE PUFF DADDY VERSION OF THIS SONG, AND NOT THAT STING, PIECE OF SHIT"

THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE BEEN FUCKED BY DAIRY QUEEN

>THE ONE WITH TARTAR CONTROL

THE AUTISTIC DETAIL IS FANTASTIC, THE MAN BELONGS UP THERE WITH DAVID LYNCH

WHERES MY FUCKIN GLASSES

>AND IT MADE ME FEEL, LIKE A PIECE A SHIT!!

I always wondered what the hell he meant by that.

This was the first normalfag meme before normalfag memes were a think. I remember the plebs in high school were talking about this and I had no idea what the fuck they were talking about because I spent most of my time on Sup Forums during that era F5ing for CP threads and posting about how pools were closes due to aids

AAAAHHHHHHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH


AAAAHHHH GOOOOODDDD
AAAAAAAHHHHH


FUCK YOU HEAD AND SHOULDERS

>there's a bird in the house!
>what do you mean, a bird?

>dad, you're gonna break everything in the whole house!
>I'M TOO PISSED TO GIVE A SHIT!!
>bird flies at his face
>OH SHIT! OH FUCK!

I hope whoever named it Fashion Bug has a broom handle shoved up his ass.

"WATCHING THE GAME SHOW 'FAMILY FEUD'"

Dad, I heard he killed himself!

I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY NAME WAS COOOOOMBS

THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE, THAT'S JUST "TIT DIRT"!

BOOOB

This guy went to jail and they put out a fake rumor that he died to cover it.

>bird is perched on a clock
>shoe hits the clock and it falls with the bird still on it

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINES BALLS, THEY'RE SMALL, AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

Ah yes, and now we've come to the proverbial crux of the biscuit, that memes are rarely memes, but memes are definitely a meme.

BITCH.... I LOVE YOU.

YOU CAN GO TO JOLLY PIRATE DONUTS AND TAKE A TWO HOUR SHIT

Wait what? Source?

I genuinely thought he died back in the day and was sad for weeks. The feeling of relief I had when they started making videos again was fucking indescribable, but him going to jail just ruins it.

where's my pants

She's a big black woman with big tits you can't miss her

Um, he's faking tourettes. I'm surprised nobody has ever noticed

Cringe

WHERE'D YOU GET ALL THIS SHIT?

"We got it from Amazon!"

...


.......IS THAT THAT BIG BLACK WOMAN YOU WORK WITH?

"No, dad, Amazon dot com!"

*sips beer*

NEVER HEARD OF HER.

i remember back in 2007 people kept saying he died and i believed it for years
>BOB SAGET

everyone noticed. you can't talk about tourrettes guy without some smug faggot talking about it for the last fucking 10 years.

I'M HAVIN CHEST PAINS.

GOD DAMN I CAN'T BREATHE.

GOD DAMN IT HURTS.

"Sir, can you describe the pain?"

IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE 500 POUNDS OF FAT ASS ON MY CHEST.

I remember being shocked seeing this in HS. Now it's doesn't even resister on that scale and hasn''t for years. The pummet into degeneracy is real.

>the one with tartar control And it made me feel like a price of shit

Real Memes Never Die™

I want two cheeseburgers, I want pickles and ketchup on 'em. And don't load it up WITH A BUNCH OF BULLSHIT

FUCK SALT!

I WOULDN'T GOOGLE LIMP BIZKIT WITH YOUR DICK.

THE FUCK IS A PETER PAN PEANUT BUTTER ALERT

THAT'S OUR DAD!

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT DONT GET A BIG DICK

YOU CAN SUCK MY DICK...OR COCK!

THAT'S NOT MICKEY MOUSE THAT'S JUST TIT DIRT

*wookie noises*

A LONG LEGGED PISSED OFF PUERTO RICAN!!!

FUCK SALT

WHAT IS THIS? SHIT LOAD OF MASHED POTATOES DAY?

HUH?!

>ALRIGHT, WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER, PISSED IN THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS????
>heh, wasn't me
>FAGGOT
>what's he doing?
>SHIT

very dank television and film my brothers
shadilay

This was a Youtube phenomena which at least has some connection.
Yet I bet you don't ever complain about the non-stop Sup Forums threads. There's at least two in the catalog that I've seen right now, interestingly enough I haven't seen you post that there.

FUCK HORSES

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT KENTUCKY!

No, he was in a car accident or something but he's still alive.
He has tourettes. He just overplays it for comedy.

Anyone got a link to the full videos? IIrc the originals were lost but people only uploaded a small amount of them chopped up and edited

"MY WIFE FUCKED EVERYBODY IN BISMARCK!"
"that's why you divorced her?"
"THAT, AND HER SPAGHETTI SUCKED DICK!"