ITT: We guess the plot of the next Friedberg&Seltzer movie.
ITT: We guess the plot of the next Friedberg&Seltzer movie
Nicholas Price
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Mason Smith
For recors, these were the faggots responsible for Epic Movie, Disaster Movie and Vampires Suck
Levi Cruz
It will be an abridged version of Force Awakens but every 5 minutes a dude in a cheap costume will show up, say "I'm CHARACTER from MOVIE" and piss on somebody.
Dominic Sullivan
hollywood jews be gettin on muh last nerve.
Landon Cox
They'll probably replace these characters with these other characters:
Finn - Guy from Get Out (XD get it??) (110% gonna be played by Marlon Wayans)
Rey - Daenerys (XD get it??)
Poe - Po from Teletubbies/Kung Fu Panda (XD get it??)
Han Solo - Indiana Jones (XD get it??)
Leia - a fat lady (XD get it??)
Kylo Ren - He'll be called Kyle Rimjob or something along those lines (XD get it??)
General Hux - The leprechaun from American Gods cuz fuck it they're both ginger (XD get it??)
Captain Phasma - Buzz Lightyear (XD get it??)
appearances/cameos that will definitely happen:
Pennywise, Mad Max, Star Trek, The Hobbit, DC/Marvel characters (take your pick, probably DANCE OFF BRO XD guy), Moana, Inside Out characters, Xenomorphs, Fast & Furious characters, Disney princesses etc.
William Ward
capeshit parody
Noah Jenkins
>Star wars
>Interstellar
>2016 elections
>Some character from a Disney cartoon (with an actor in terrible suit)
>Spiderman homecoming
>TDKR
>GOT
>Gravity
>Some celebrity
>Some internet trend
>The Conjuring
Anthony Ross
You forgot Scary Movie, but I have an idea for another entry (hopefully as Direct-to-Video or on some streaming service): spoof the Conjuring and Insidious franchises as well as M. Night Shyamalan's last two films; also add CCTV shots.
Isaac Ross
I forgot that they're only involved in the first movie as screenwriters.
Brayden Price
Space Balls did it better.