TRUMP GENERAL - GENERAL TRUMP EDITION

>Trump at Ride&Roast in IA 8/27/16
youtu.be/6-48dGesVDM
>Trump on On the Record 8/26/16
youtu.be/KxJaOT6jIUk

Text TRUMP to 88022 or get the Official "AMERICA FIRST" app for important campaign updates
>Volunteer to be a Trump election observer
donaldjtrump.com/lp/volunteer-to-be-a-trump-election-observer
>Trump Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

EVENT SCHEDULE
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/


EVENTS
>Trump Rally in Manchester, NH 8/25/16
youtu.be/JOf7FaZgxG8
>Trump Rally in Jackson, MS 8/24/16
youtu.be/bRxPb7ZmLHw
>Farage speaks at Trump Rally in MS 8/24/16
youtu.be/oj4K9fr_WgY
>Farage backstage 8/24/16
youtu.be/9aXOS8xQUic
>Trump TH on Hannity #2 8/24/16
youtu.be/fM5elUh0Q7U
>Trump Rally in Tampa FL 8/24/16
youtu.be/8jLyRtlXhRo
>Trump Rally in Austin TX 8/23/16
youtu.be/64zgSMlcFHs
>Trump TH on Hannity 8/23/16
youtu.be/cwQzdX-XXjc

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on CNN 8/25/16
youtu.be/HcLTFsDoStM
>Trump on Charisma Podcast 8/24/16
cpnshows.com/shows/strangreport
>Trump on WFLA 8/24/16
youtu.be/Bx-8VIZwTD8
>Trump on WPEC 8/24/16
cbs12.com/news/videos/one-on-one-with-donald-trump-08-24-2016
>Trump on WWSB 8/24/16
youtu.be/CEqBXCmJwSs
>Trump on F&F 8/24/16
youtu.be/Ydzyxbgme5o

ENTERTAINMENT
>TrumpTrain: Louisiana
youtu.be/v6YyRJ4eovg
>The 45th President
youtu.be/G5FGztzfnkA
>Trump Ad #2 - shillary's america
youtu.be/k3HAz0rowVM
>Trump Ad #1 - Two Americas
youtu.be/p2QdJFPxcQE
>Trump in 5 minutes or less
youtu.be/13A6LjDZccw
>Trump Triumphant
youtu.be/DhkHAmhYn0A
>American Hero
youtu.be/d-X3BVxySLo
>Trump cares about YOU
youtu.be/_xVdYNrPCMw
CROOKED HILLARY GUIDE
pastebin.com/v7WHnG6b
wikileaks.org/clinton-emails/
imgur.com/a/VzlEf

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>be hillary
>have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet
>fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in
>says your health and health care is of grave concern
>you want to respond to the rumors
>you go on late night comedy jew
>you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally
>literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner
>you remind yourself to smile
>tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health
>TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm
>you smile and play it off as a joke
>this is a late night comedy jew after all :^)
>pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good
>you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories
>as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear
>the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt
>opening the jar of pickles
>to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery
>this should shut them up
>nobody will suspect a thing
>nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment
>you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain
>lid pops off like a charm
>you laugh
>you laugh because you have rused them all
>you cant stop laughing, actually
>you see no need to stop yourself from laughing
>this is the late nite comedy jew after all

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Comfy Pence rally now

>abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=3

>youtube.com/watch?v=a7Gjc1FV6Wo

GET COMFY WITH THE PENCE - LIVE!

youtube.com/watch?v=a7Gjc1FV6Wo

abcnews.go.com/Live?stream=3

AWOOOOO

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Trump is going to legalise incest! #iminsideher

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I'm still very much surprised how you Americans could fuck up so badly. You literally had gold in your hands when bernie was running for the nominee and you shat on it.

Now you have two incompetent people running for POTUS of which the establishment candidate is probably going to win.

Hope you guys are proud of yourselves

OBAMA REACHES TARGET OF TAKING IN 10,000 SYRIAN INVADERS

smoloko.com/?p=13337

The Lion

youtube.com/watch?v=y-Yszp3SmxE

She pulled ads in virginia, colorado ad Pennsylvanian.

Most likely she is trying to save money/wait for after the debates because there's no way she thinks she's winning all three.

Threadly reminder:

If you're being compensated by a campaign, PAC, labor union, or other organization, to post here, you are *required* to include a disclaimer - pic related

>fec.gov/pages/brochures/notices.shtml

I've been thinking. Is Hillary even campaigning? She only shows up once a week to tiny rallies, she never holds a press conference, she barely gives phoned in interviews. It's as if the media is the only thing holding together her run for president... well, that and the birdshit.

What's Trump stance on space Travel ?

The only way you can make America Great again is by colonizing our solar system IMO

The pickling happened yesterday, and today Picklegate is back in the news. Good job anons.

Trump built things for a living. The instant he sees a dollar value for a platinum-rich asteroid mine we're going all fucking in.

MSNBC JUST NAME-DROPPED SOROS AND THE OPEN SOCIETY FOUNDATION

SAID THAT THEY MET IN THE WHITE HOUSE TO DISCUSS RUSSIA/EURASIA ACCORDING TO HILLARY'S SCHEDULE

CAN YOU FEEL IT

THE FIRE RISES BROTHERS

youtu.be/Mkp8ZdQ9SqI

If she didn't have the media in her pocket I bet people would think trump was running against Stein or Johnson.

youtube.com/watch?v=oTrRmFQkDZ8

OY VEEEEY

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>I've been thinking. Is Hillary even campaigning?

She is hiding. Since Doc Choc got spotted, she can't seem to do rallies anymore, as they don't want him seen.

Probably because she must have the medical support to do them.

>I felt the bern but now ima cHILL
>waits calmly for him to finish his childish rants and then devastates him with adult logic
This would be satire on Sup Forums yet it's getting upvotes on reddit

Hillary lies in bed all day, shit uncontrollably flowing from her ass into a pool in the center of the bed. A nonstop cough echoes through the house day and night. In between coughs, the dementia keeps her mumbling about nazi frogs, the alt-right, and alex jones.

>ships in refugees
>places them in low-income and/or broken cities
>gets them jobs, housing, etc.

I hope Trump + team know about this.

What's this about pickles?

>it went up again

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Has Chris Brown said anything bad about Trump?

He's currently in a stand off with police. Possibly has a gun.

>Reminder that this is what will happen.

THE FIRE RISES

First for a better future.

saved

WHY CAN THIS WOMAN NEVER WEAR JEANS AND A TSHIRT OR A NICE DRESS

JESUS FUCK

>The only way you can make America Great again is by colonizing our solar system IMO
God Emperor agrees.

>donate my hard earned money to Trump
>he flies his jet across the country to speak to an empty arena in a state he can't win

welp

>look at post
>not American flag

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Don't get me started on the pickling again. The brine has risen, Kek has spoken

>G36 shoulder handle folded in
>blocks shell ejection

Completely retarded

t. bundeswehrfag

Welcome to phase 3, lads

>making meme maps

He's probably going to pocket the money you donated.

on set right now can't check pol or internet that much anything happening any meme controversy

Give me your ARYAN BLOOD, Dahnald.

>autistism/anime
>bullshit shill post nobody would ever believe

Welp

ANSWER ME

Here's my other version of that (I made them).

First of all, you're a faggot.

Second, Bernie literally had the nomination stolen from him, but since he's a good little kike he didn't put up a fight. To be fair he probably had his life threatened.

Reddit is such a fucking shithole nowadays
It always was don't get me wrong but hillshills and retards have made it unusable
Every post on r/politics frontpage is anti-trump

Their current plan is as follows:

Trash trump as much as possible w/o putting Hillary in the spotlight.
It's not about getting people to vote for her, but about getting people to not vote for Trump.

Tag team shills.

>look at post
>not American flag

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Can you take restroom or "unexpected" breaks during the presidential debate?

Wat

there's no way Idaho would go red

I must know about the pickles. I've been away for a few days.

>look at post
>not American flag

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HAHAHAH TRUMP IS SUCH A SMALL HANDED FAGGOT I CANT BELIEVE HOW KEKED HIS SUOPORTES MUST BE

*This message was sponsored by the Hillary Clinton campaing 2016
- I'm with her!

MY GOD this image. Primacy of the Demi Hero, the food-giver, stable and age-wizened hero. To his left, the eternal maternal feminine mate, wife, spouse, evoking the bonds of matrimony, which fear no breach, even unto advancing age, sampling the impending bounty. The dutiful sentinels of the Hero, nearby, they observe all, seeing nothing but their mission dictates. Vigilance. Nothing short of Bruegel, the mirthful clown peasant looks on with toothless grin, oblivious to the mighty scene. The council, elders, confidantes, seated in submission, dabble among the council feast.

But, Lo, the periphery of this image: Overtaken by an event, the attention of all is fixed in Pence-ive stares upon the unseen interlocutor, a force to garner the gaze of all, even the Demi Hero. The yin and yang of ketchup and mustard - the eternal union of the states, the red blood of the tables and vessels, the white of purity upon which they stand, and the distant blue field of honor, just beyond reach, behind a barrier yet unbroken - evoking the yearning for a bygone era in which the Hero held it in his hands.

And now we come to the true semiotic genius of the piece - the deepest details, and look upon the Great Ancient Trivium and Quadrivium emblazoned upon the vessels one side VARSITY the state of development and emerging mastery - and upon the other "WHAT'LL YA HAVE" the immortal cry of the broken barkeep from The Outlaw Josey Wales - the keeper of the barren liquor joint, where the silver run out, the thrivin run out, then the people run out, then the whiskey run out, then the beer run out. Even the sinister coils upon the table - all of this masterpiece booming in imagery the UBER HERO's message by proxy - your time has come, the time of despair is over, the SNEK will be defeated and eaten, and with strength and vigilance, and love; peace and prosperity will be returned upon all the lands of the United States.

>Ohio being blue
>GEORGIA blue

nice disclaimer!

D...did they praise him? Or does the fire rise?

Holy shit.
I don't even know where to start making fun of you. This is like when an elite hitter gets a fat BP fastball and he panics because he doesn't expect it.
Did you even read the post? Is your reading comprehension the lowest level possible? Clinically Retarded? Autistic? Drunk? Vision Impaired? Trolling? TDK? Distracted by your own small penis?
I am at a loss. It's like you read the first word of my post, made up your own idea of what the post was going to be, and then just posted what ever shit came out of your ass first. HURR. HURR. DURR.

You should stop posting. Forever. Turn off your computer, unplug it forever, and just walk away. Just walk away.

Dumbest post I've read all year. By far. I honestly believe you don't deserve to breathe anymore. You should be locked in a room, and hooked up to an oxygen machine. Except this machine hold out, giving you no oxygen until the last possible second and you wail and gasp in pain, and gives you a tiny amount, before starting the torturous process all over again. Don't worry, it won't affect your brain like it would normal people who aren't fucking retarded.

Please do us all a favor and take a knife or pen, whatever you can find with a point, and push it up into your jugular vein. You need to stick that so far into your neck that it comes out the top of your head. You are the stupidest fucking moronic retard I've ever seen post on here and the world would be a better place if you weren't in it. I wish I could go back in time and abort you by finding your mother and kicking her down the stairs, stomping on her stomach and making her drink bleach. Never, ever post here again you stupid cunt muscle.

Bill said to rebuild Detroit using "refugees"
Trump campaign points out this is yet another instance of the Clintons giving jobs to foreigners and taking them away from Americans. Literally treating foreigners better than American citizens, and actively screwing American negroes.
BAM!

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>reddit
>intellectuals
Choose Only one option

I don't know what this is about, but it seems good

Any Everett fags here? How bad is the line now?

Are we entering a new period of happenings?
It is a bit inconvenient for me right now due to travels, but I wont bereave you from an exciting time.
Let the happenings begin.

cockmongler?

that pic is so shitty, so many people well dressed eating in shit tables, shit trays. They all should have been on their pajamas

Kek oh yeah. that director must be a nu-male that's never shot a gun

>look at post
>not American flag

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THIS IS LIKE DEBATING WITH CHILDREN.

GET IT IN YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL THAT TRUMP CANNOT POSSIBLY WIN THIS!!!! MSM HAS UNITED AND IS NOW FIGHTING TRUMP WITH ALL THEY HAVE GOT.
EUROPE AND THE REST OF THE WORLD DOESNT WANT THIS MAN TO BE POTUS.

IF YOU ARE ANTI-ESTABLISHMENT YOU SHOULD HAVE VOTED FOR FUCKING BERNIE!!!!!!!!!!

ohio will be blue trump is behind in the polls there, damn newfog

Look at it (((again))).

Lmao I was never gonna vote for left wing cuck like Bernie

>that pic is so shitty, so many people well dressed eating in shit tables,

That's The Varsity, which is across from a college campus. It's also the largest drive-in restaurant in the entire world.

nostalgia pasta

>look at post
>not American flag

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Bernie is a communist, and a coward.
Trump is a national hero.

Look at the shape the blue states create

I project Florida will vote Jeb

Look at my name tag and tell me I'm wrong

Hillary opened a pickle jar on a late night talk show to somehow demonstrate that she is healthy enough to be president, then Zyklon Ben added a pickle jar to his latest work, add in the pickles innate hilariousness and a minor meme was born. It's not earth shaking but it's breddy gud

Turns out you're wrong seeing as how Bernie showed his true colors when he sold his soul to the DNC and became the biggest cuck on national television. If he was truly anti-establishment he would have never been there and certainly would have never endorsed the biggest establishment candidate there is.

There's your (You)

Trump will not win.
Polls are indeed skewed, but not how you think. 21% of the electorate is new this year, meaning they either never voted before or voted only in this year's primaries and are overwhelmingly young people who are about 90% against Trump.
So polls are not accounting for them most of the time. Trump will lose about 334 to 203.

We don't elect Presidents by popular vote. We elect them on electorals and Clinton is kicking the crap outta Trump in electorals.

You can't always get what you want, AquaFresh...
But sometimes you get what you need.

I don't know about you guys, but I am just about Berned out on Bernout tears. Getting stale. Skunky, like Moosehead. Or Molson's.

>his actual doctor

>look at post
>not American flag

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Do you guys think Washington will turn red?

holy shit
youre in pottstown?
i didnt know a Sup Forumsack lived so close to me

He was tied in the last poll yesterday and considered the turnout in the primaries, he's pretty much guaranteed to get it.

>australia

Fucking anti Semitic leftists calling a respected Doctors medical professionalism into question. Not surprising coming from Racist Illary supporters.

And.

If Clinton tried kicking anything she'd probably break her leg and start campaigning from a wheelchair. I think she could literally die and her campaign would continue like nothing was different.

Yes.

You're wrong Lukas

Judge Jeanine Pirro is skeptical of Australians

AUSTRALIA BTFO!!!!!