*BREATHES IN*

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I refuse to believe this is real

I am sure it will sell great.

>trump inspired villain
>multi cultural cast of heroes

Star Wars has become a complete farce

Why is his room made of generic scrap metal? I thought Snoke was supposed to be ostentatiously rich and luxurious? Why's his royal guard made of cheap plastic btw? You can still have them be red while looking like they aren't comic con cosplayers. Disney is so fucking lazy.

Goldmember?

pfft AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What a trainwreck.

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>this is all they could come up with to have Andy Serkis play in these movies

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He's a FUCKING Blumpf supremacist!!!

Why is he wearing a Schwartz-ring on his left hand? Did the Star Wars and Spaceballs universes merge?

jesus christ this is so anti climactic

*GUITAR VROOM*

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ay nigga dem yeezys is FRESH

TIED TO A WHEEL FINGERS GOT TO FEEL

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>the ones beneath me recognize the gold bottoms I wear

I LOVE GOLD

This looks like a shitty version of the gorilla robot from zoids

>Implying you wouldn't wanna dress up as him for Halloween

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Actually come to think of it, wear a white bathrobe underneath because he definitely isn't wearing a church choir outfit on second thoughts

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>bb 9e

I bet he literally dies in a fucking chair due to Ray girl powering him too hard

It's new and original

I hope you buy the exclusive toys

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FUCK SO FINN DOESN'T USE A LIGHTSABER AGAIN AND ALL HE IS IS A BORING GENERAL OR SOME SHIT??

I remember Boyega said he was doing sword training so I hope he does use lightsaber again.

No way am I paying to watch the bitch be the only good guy who uses a lightsaber (because Luke is shown to just be holding a stick)

when will lanklets learn?

>end battle
>Snoke flies around the room as Rey begins to force choke him after her training with Luke and manages to kill him because of how strong she has become
If this fucking happens...

Will the viet chick's toys sell?

M-master?

>the green lightsabre
Good. Good.

What? No way.

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nigga you don't have to make new vehicles if u want more money. Just put the same vehicle in a new box. How many times they have released a Vader figure and all have bought it

Is that a lightsaber he is holding? Haven't seen Goldmember in ages and I don't remember a Star Wars joke apart from the I am your father in the second movie

The only vader you need is the one with the removable helmet

The map, Rey.

Post yfw this garbage makes one BILLION dollars.

This can't be real

It's his dick

This one? Looks really cool. Don't think they have released it in 1/6 scale.

Best 3 inch Vader is the Empire Strikes Back one because whatever they used for his suit, it is really shiny plastic and looks the best

It can't be helped

Not sure. Now I'm going to have to track down that scene. Are we sure it isn't the bong and a blintz bit?

>believe in YOURSELF and the force will help you Ray

There is no bottom of hell

So it turns out Snoke's dark robe was gold this entire time. Is this meant to shock us?

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You can see some of the patterns on his robe here.

Why would an evil mastermind wear something with beautiful patterns like this?

ITS A BILLION FUCKING DOLLARS.
You could spend fifty five thousand dollars every single day for the next 50 years.
And it's for a movie that will make iron man 3 look like the fucking pinnacle of film.

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After years of cool sith designs this is the big bad in a new trilogy

KYLO CAN I PAINT HIS WEE-WEE GOLD? IT'S KIND OF MY THING

*BRAAAAP OUT*

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how do you go from this.....

>Porgs

so in a way TLJ will be both Empire and Return

Why does the supreme leader look like an old white man? I mean it couldn't be someone that looks like General Grievous or Darth Maul.

It looks like an elderly white man

Surprised Michael Bay hasn't turned his hand to this

"I swear to Christ if the Johnson's let their dog shit on my yard again..."

His winky is a key

Schmoke and a pancake?

>tfw getting this back in the day

Post superior sith

>That head sculpt
Holy shit.

Why did they give him fucking gold robes instead of something black?

Mr. Ren, I'm S.I.T.H.

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>literally just an evil version of a ripoff of R2-D2
Fuck Disney seriously

Because he is a greedy, rich man. And the robe is to make you think of 45s toupee.

>the bad one is black
>the good one is white

Huh, what ever did they mean by this?

App-controlled R2-D2 and BB-9E: Sphero's Star Wars droid line rolls out the old and the new

literally any


what the FUCK is the point of snoke he is so shit


this movie will be shit im just wondering in what myriad of ways its going to disappoint me

Still can't believe the biggest asshole in the Star Wars universe is named Snoke, that is some retarded Polish nursing home tier shit.

Nihilus was equally as cool, same with revan

More like Snore.
Best part is there is literally no reason they couldn't have just had him be played by a really tall actor with makeup instead of being a full CGI catastrophe.

In fact kotor just has superior characters all round

Memes aside why has Luke's lightsaber been hidden from all the marketing?

I simply would have preferred a name that wasn't reminiscent of some Lithuanian off-brand enema device.

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>People only have one set of clothes

The writer for TFA wrote Lost so I doubt even he knows

have no idea but probably because he won't use it until the final episode

Snoke apparently does

That's all the characters?
This is going to be boring

no, phasma is missing and we know she's back

Because it's actually red and he's evil. Duh.

That explains why Colin Trevorow couldn't make a script, There's not much left from the OT they can copy from. If they already confront Snoke in this movie it's like the end of ROTJ. They're gonna reboot again in episode 9.

but who is Snoke? is he more powerful than the Emperor? was he the Emperors master? who the fuck is he? where was he during episodes 1 - 6??

Because then everyone would realize how much theyre ripping off sheev

If the First Order's stuff is black now, why are their stromtroopers white?