Now that the dust has settled, was it kino?

Now that the dust has settled, was it kino?

No.

Nope.

Negative

Nah. And don't be fooled by anybody saying it was better than 4. It wasn't

>ghost sharks

Doesn't get more kino than that.

ghost sharks > no ghost sharks

Ok every shitty meme internet "journalist" website 3 months ok
>umm the new pirates movie has GHOST SHARKS and 5 reasons we think that's TOTALLY KILLER!

Ago*

It was a piece of shit, nice to know it flopped

Don't know, didn't watch this crap

> "if I kill the boy, the witch hangs. Two for the price of one!"
David wenham was a delight

how do you fuck a movie up with already established characters played by Johnny Depp and Geoffrey Rush, plus Javier fucking Bardem on top? also beautiful Kaya.

Yo, hold the fuck up, when the hell did this release?
>May
What the fuuck

It was THAT forgettable. This is coming from a gigantic PoTC faggot, it was a humongous, disgusting, boring, disappointment

Wait when the fuck did this come out? I never saw any ads for it

WEB-DL when?

Johnny Depp is 100% finished

Amber Heard destroyed him

yes

No Keira Knightley? No thanks

>hype up the return of Orlando Bloom and Kiera Knightley
>Bloom is on screen for 2 minutes
>Knightley is in for 45 seconds with no spoken lines
Biggest bait and switch since Kangaroo Jack

CAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPTTTAAAAIIINNN SPAAAAAAAAAAAAARROOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ultimate waifu was the only good part

>mfw I find out she's my age almost to the exact day
>my autistic ass thinks that means I have some kind of chance with her
>she's already a mommy with a 1 year old
>get sad

she has a white child before she's 30, why would that make you sad

was that age appropriate

Because it isn't mine

fair enough

She needs to have 3 more ASAP. And then in 18 years I'll have a chance to breed with her children

Ghost sharks?!? Awsome!!!
Hey dude, y'know what'd be even more epic?
GHOST DINOSAURS!!!11 XD

hehhhehehhe GHOST PIRATES VS GHOST NINJAS ROFLWAFFLES XDDD

*holds up spork* what is going on in this thread O_o

*licks paw* memes!

*glomps you* :domo::domo::domo:

is it worth watching just for her?

no, because it's kind of demeaning to watch her be subjugated to that absolute shitfest of a movie

Fixed

>was interested in watching it
>I spoil shit for myself before wasting money to see if its worth the trip
>they kill off fucking barbossa the only good character left after Elizabeth was removed from the franchise
I'm going to give it a worthless piece of shit rating.

DJACKU SHPARRO

i was the same with christina ricci. i feel ya.

1>2>5>3>4

Wow that is awful looking.

Only the first film was good, second a third were just meh though.

She wears a dress that pushes her cleavage together and up the entire time

2nd what this guy said. And there was a time i wanted depp inside me.

They still make these fucking movies?

I liked it

I forgot that this movie exists maybe 2 days after seeing it. Thanks for reminding me.