What does Sup Forums think of Central Asia?

What does Sup Forums think of Central Asia?

Would be nice if they joined.

they have oil and gas, so you burgerlander will liberate them soon

They sure down with the stan

nuke

turks should go back there

They got fucked up by being Muslim.

Fertile Mongolian Clay.

its better than the the middle east so i mean its ok i guess

Aral Sea looks too big in that pic. Theyfucked it up, just like they've done to their countries after the Soviets left.

Kazakhstan made best woman ever

This

Also, Jewish capital Astana is there

+1

Kazakhstan greatest country in the world, all other countries are run by little girls.

Kazakhstan: Borat
Uzbekistan: eating horses and polluting
Kyrgyzstan: literally who?
Tajikistan: ?
Turkmenistan: caviar and nothing else
Afghanistan: opium, Taliban, Osama bin laden, fun times

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Kazakhstan: He's a big country
Uzbekistan: MUH COTTON, MUH BOILING PRISONERS ALIVE, MUST POLLUTE
Kyrgyzstan: We wuz mountain people and shiet
Tajikistan: Afghanistan's less shitty brother
Turkmenistan: *marble buildings and rotating gold statues intensifies*
Afghanistan: Should be united with Pakistan

like half those nations allow you to legally kidnap a woman and marry her according to turkic/mongol customs

whole lot of nothing desu senpai

>Afghanistan: Should be united with Pakistan

Those are not central asians, they belong to the other Durka Burkas like Pakistan and Saudi Arabia.

I like how it's so easy to get to from other parts of Asia because it's so centrally located.

More like this:

Kazakhstan: Russian playground
*also LUCKASTA SI TIIIIII
Uzbekistan: SPAWN OF SATAN
Kyrgyzstan: Uzbekistan's rape victim
Tajikistan: We wuz Persians n shiiieeet
Turkmenistan: BASED NIYAZOV
Afghanistan: Not even Central Asia

>no xinjiang?

Only the Pastun half. The rest of the country should be split between the Tajiks, Uzbeks, and Turkmen.

They realize that democracy rarely ever works in the third world and dictatorship is necessary to keep the majority from oppressing/genociding the minority

Uzbekistan is about to become as big of an issue as Syria was in 2013, hopefully the Karimov regime can hold on until Trump takes office.

Fuck Borat, this is the master race

Wtf first time I see this country

No!

Turkmenistan is pretty based. They make Islamists/Wahabbis BTFO, and view Arabs as untermenschen. They have traditional values, and hate SJW shit, but they aren't religious. What mosques it has serve only for prestige purposes. The people are secular. Also, caviar.

Lel

shitskin mix of slavs, arabs, asians and indians/pakis

Lake

didn't Tajikstan do similar shit when they started closing down musks, have people be atleast 18 to even participate in relgious practice and ban beards

people from Tajikstan try to refugee themselves into Poland tho xD fat chance