>be hillary >have rumors about failing health spreading all over the internet >fucking clearly not a trump shill dr. drew weighs in >says your health and health care is of grave concern >you want to respond to the rumors >you go on late night comedy jew >you sit awkward as fuck in normal cushioned chair because you cant stand up on your own if you sit normally >literally your ass is on the edge of the chair and you are leaning back like it's a recliner >you remind yourself to smile >tell late night comedy jew you are in tip top health >TIP TOP you repeat multiple times in an accidental spasm >you smile and play it off as a joke >this is a late night comedy jew after all :^) >pretending to be human every once in a while actually feels good >you tell comedy jew that rumors about your failing health are nothing but crazy conspiracy theories >as the audience is laughing about how wacky the conspiracy theorists are you have surreptitiously depressed a button behind your ear >the exoskeleton hidden underneath your pantsuit raises you out of the recline position for your big stunt >opening the jar of pickles >to shame the conspiracy theorists with mockery >this should shut them up >nobody will suspect a thing >nobody will think for a second that your team has installed a trick pickle jar to insure against national embarrassment >you happily wrench at the pickle jar and make humanoid-like facial signals indicating muscle strain >lid pops off like a charm >you laugh >you laugh because you have rused them all >you cant stop laughing, actually >you see no need to stop yourself from laughing >this is the late nite comedy jew after all
I'm still very much surprised how you Americans could fuck up so badly. You literally had gold in your hands when bernie was running for the nominee and you shat on it.
Now you have two incompetent people running for POTUS of which the establishment candidate is probably going to win.
Hope you guys are proud of yourselves
Easton Nguyen
PEPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Charles Ward
You fucking nigger >clicked on it
Robert Martinez
Reminder that you live in the timeline where this happened.
Hudson Hall
why do you care so much, aquafresh?
dont you have sharia to implement in your irrelevant muslim country or something
Grayson Brown
...
Parker Green
Washington for Trump
John Morris
FUCK OFF SHILL
SHILL THREAD SHILL THREAD
Don't click the flash
SHILL THREAD
Real thread at
John Young
Don't blame Sup Forums, blame the Bernouts for not taking the fight to Hillary.
Anthony Allen
American made thread
made by OP of last thread
Landon Clark
Fuck off, butter tooth.
Ian Baker
>American made thread >made by OP of last thread > → > →
oops I forgot to put sage in options
Cameron Nguyen
We split head to or press back to see how it happened. (bad timing)
BTW CNN is racist and hates blacks.
Connor Nguyen
Anyone seen recent PPP poll ?
Its so fucking retarded it hurts. 30 comparisons of Trump favourability to mosquitos etc., 5 questions on Taxes. They don't even hide they try to build up negative image before asking final question.
Fucking asking Trump the Republican and Republican - Trump can swing few percent. This introduction can swing good 10 with confused call recipients...
Lincoln Hill
From the team that brought you Anthony Charles Lynton Blair. Three fucking times. cunts.
Landon Cook
FUCK OFF SHILL
SHILL THREAD SHILL THREAD
Don't click the flash
SHILL THREAD
Real thread at
Also, sage goes in all fields
Jason Wood
And btw. Trump is still only -5...
They could do premise Trump is Hitler,
NOW
do you vote Hitler -or- Madam Hillary Clinton, proud first woman President of the United States of America
