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>I'm writing them as fast as I can XD

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I want TWOW lads.

Hope he doesn't die before the books are finished.

Who here is unironically hyped for Dany to meet her future sisters in law?

NO OPTIMUS

Is the faith of the Drowned God descended from the original religion of the First Men? The ironborn just come out of nowhere

how accurate are these

I bet he posts on 9fag

LET BATTLE BE JIONED

Me too. Sadly it doesn't look like it's ever going to happen.

I DO NOT TAKE ORDERS FROM SAVAGES OR THEIR FAT SLUTS

How come Winterfell looked so beautiful and ornate in season 1, and so drab and bland in season 7?

EGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>americlaps

This shit just can't stop being retarded.
>help us Cersei, this is the biggest war, let's have a truce
>I don't care about the North anyway, just be neutral when Targbitch over there and I fight, by the way I won't ask her to do the same
>sorry but MUH HONOR compels me to tell you that I'm hereby bending the knee to Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regnant of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons

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>Cersei Lannister
Baratheon

I really liked this guy. His sister is a slut.

A clash of kings should be "Tyrion makes poor life choices" but yeah other then that it is spot on

imagine thinking she isn't the most beautiful woman in the world

YOURE GOING TO DRESS ME NOW?!?

Starks have more honor than brains

Seriously, not even a "won't take arms against either of you, but want to be able to choose whom to give support by supplies and shit"

She is hideos.
Arya always was the best.

imagine thinking she is

Cersei sees giant mythical flying beast that can breathe fire and could potentially kill everyone there within seconds
>eh, whatever
Cersei sees dead guy
>holy FUCK we need a truce NOW

>implying

Cast her Reddit.

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Leaked ending to Season 8:
>Cersei is dead, the White Walkers are defeated
>camera focuses on a wintery King's Landing
>cut to the same shot of KL but lush and green
>city is teeming with life
>go to interior of Red Keep
>a happy brown haired boy is climbing a wall
>two older boys are practicing swords with a masked man
>young females are squabbling
>suddenly, a man appears
>"Robb Targaryen, you get down from that wall this instant."
>"But dad!"
>"No buts," insists the man.
>He walks over and greets the sparring boys.
>"Eddard, Drogo, I see you two are making great progress."
>"They're quite a handful. But I think they'd have more to learn from their Aunt Arya," says the masked knight, revealed to be Brienne.
>"Perhaps, my lady, perhaps. But Arya is busy these days, kicking ass and killing bad guys all on her own."
>Brienne nods, knowingly.
>The man approaches the girls.
>"Catelyn, Ygritte, stop your squabbling. Neither of you has to marry a lord if she doesn't want to. Not in Danny's Westeros."
>They seem satisfied.
>"Daddy," says young Robb Targaryen, "can you tell me the story of how mommy became the President of the United States of Westeros?"
>Jon Stark/Targaryen, husband of the president, chuckles.
>"Of course, son. Maybe I should even have Uncle Tyrion break out the lyre. The story is a song, after all. A song of ice and fire, about a game of thrones..."
>Freeze frame as Jon winks, and Don't You Forget About Me plays

SHAVING YOUR HEAD AS BALD AS AN EGG TO HIDE YOUR TARGARYEN BLOOD?

>posts one of the worst girls

Their plan was so fucking stupid. Why would anyone think Cersei would help? And even then, why not just convince Jaime to take the Lannister forces?

Why does Cersei even have an army anymore? Who is in her army? Most lannister forces got dragoned and her bannermen have basically abandoned her.

>Rhaegar Targaryen + Ashara Dayne = Jon Snow
>WE WUZ STAAAAKS N SHEEEIT YO

just turn off your brain lol

Show it to me one last time!

muh fucking dick. please post more of her.

no dragons sucking the money in season 1

NOW YOU'VE AWOKEN THE DRAGON

If I ever get a gf, how likely am I to convince her to dress like some of the hot GoT female characters (without her ending up dressing up as queenslay), at least once?

i know it would've been cringy and cliche as fuck, but i kinda would've liked a close up of theon and him whispering what is dead may never die

nightqueen soon

Bolton interior designers

TWOW = Stannis makes poor life choices?

Is the hay on the floor just... decorative?

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SHO I SHUPOWSE, SALSAHAWL IS AWF TH-

>That sounds like a deal, my queen.
Too fucking edgy

get a gf first
beggars cant be choosers user

That also explains the absence of direwolfs to the point that ghost clearly has become a literal ghost.

>someone converted a video to gif
>then converted it back to video (webm)
JUST

Look at that free-of-fat bod

CERSEI IS CUTE

While Sansa has OD'd on coke

>dat semitic nose
Oven Infomercial

Why was Sansa at the dragon pit?

>Her cunt used to belong to Jaime Lannister, now it belongs to the night
KINO

>hmm, so what's our plan once the show finishes after next season? how can we keep this cash cow going?
>...
>DABID! youtube.com/watch?v=gAcyqsSTKVc

She wasn;t

even if he dies now TWOW is in some progress and somebody else would probably finish it using George's notes or something. But ADOF...

i miss him

The only poor choice he made was not ditching Shae in his father's camp

I would legit wife her.

Well she has Euron's fleet and he's bringing the Golden Company back. Other than that she lost most of them in SoW

>flashes disgusting ginger outie

agghhh...

RIP

>BASED ON A SPIKE

Hold your lying tongue! The king shall destroy the Boltons and rebuild the Night's Watch (Captcha says Preston)

So right now she really doesn't have an army? Why not just unseat her and focus on the north? They could teleport north after the surprise attack that wins without resistance

THIS WILL NOT COME TO PASS SO LONG AS I'M STILL STANDING

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Why is he so cool bros?

user please..

This isn't even my final form.

O-Ok user...

>Actually it's a long story, but my name's Aegon now

ONE KING
ONE KINGDOM

Viserys,Drogo and later on Barristan were the only things that made Daenarys scenes bearable

7 KINGDOMS TO RULE, 1 BOAR TO RULE THEM

I skip her chapters in the books too, she's boring as fuck.

my sides fucking hurt

>Vis+Dany will never marry and create the ultimate superior race of Aryan overlords to rule over Westeros

The books were doomed from the beginning.

B-but what about The Adventures of Captain Friendzone?

FIVE GODS ONE KING

Where did he get steel chains from and how did they tie them to the dragon?

I thought the white walkers can't swim.

I don't think it works that way.

ONE KINGDOM
SEVEN KINGS

Why did we get discount cosplay version of Lyanna and Rhaegar?

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SACRIFICE YOUR HOBBIES AND PERSONAL LIFE TO APPEASE A HANDFUL OF AUTISTS WHO DO NOTHING BUT SHITPOST ALL DAY AND INSULT YOUR WEIGHT

Grrm owes you NOTHING.

There's an entire civilization north of the wall which wants to invade Westeros. The White Walkers are the invasion force.

Women don't change last name after marriage?

Damn, was looking for one thing in particular but apparently no one has made gifs of it yet (weird)
Don't know how much it's on purpose, but while she had her belly out you could really see the breasts move up and down a lot as she breathed in and out

Did you ever hear people refer to Catlyn as Lady Tully?

bend the knee, user

Who'd you Marry/Fuck/Kill

Did you ever hear people refer to Cersei Lannister as Cersei Baratheon?

They don't have last names in GoT.

She is Cersei of house Lannister.
Her son Geoffrey was of house Baratheon and Lannister.

Noh.

confirmed to be released AT SOONEST on Christmas 2018