What is the full english breakfast of film and television?

What is the full english breakfast of film and television?

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Simpsons, all 28 seasons.
Starts off good but then it's really shitty, and there's a lot of it

Scotch breakfasts>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Irish breakfasts>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>britbong breakfasts

Never went to Wales.

That'd be pretty good and healthy if it was just eggs, mushrooms and tomatos.

How much sodium is this?

I hate those baked beans.

What the fuck are those black things at the top?

would an average english bird actually make all this for you if you were dating?

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What about beans, a very healthy source of protein.

Also, Game of Thrones.

Toast sandwiches.

Pork is haram, so no.

black pudding you pleb

Game of Thrones. Full of useless calories and filled with greasy British trash.

Black pudding. Fried pig blood.

what is the upper right?
bread?

it's a breakfast for two or three people, right? Cause it's shitload of food

>Black pudding is a type of blood sausage commonly eaten in Great Britain, Ireland and in other parts of Europe. It is generally made from pork fat or beef suet, pork blood and a relatively high proportion of oatmeal, in some recipes mixed with oat groats and sometimes even barley groats.

square sausage is best

Elements at least, but full fry up would be rare. English birds are sexy and wonderful.

fucking subhumans..

Nope, that's what you eat to combat a hangover. I've had many in my lifetime, all of that size.

birds can't cook food retard

>English birds are sexy and wonderful.

how can you tell? doe you have x-ray vision to see under the burka?

This is correct.

Square sausage and potato scone bread rolls are the best.

6 thousand mg? wow, salty

You're retarded

Depends on the bird but yeah probably on the weekends

>worrying about sodium

The human body is very efficient at regulating sodium levels. It's one of the top priorities after mean arterial pressure.

Austin Powers or Old Bond movies

I always thought that looks fucking nasty but recently i've been watching EU movies with breakfast scenes and now i'm suddenly interested in it

How do those beans taste? Never had em.

this video
youtube.com/watch?v=st21dIMaGMs

>Goblins are sexy

don't be upset, muhammad

What the fuck?
The Magna Carta was a mistake.

I'm fairly slim but I could eat that
It's alot but after a heavy nights drinking in the pub it would do you wonders the next morning

>excess sodium does not destroy the heart

Why do white """"" people"""""" eat greasy as fuck breakfasts in the morning? Is that why they're so fat and disgusting in general?

mmm great idea for next weeks dinner party! Berg and Witz are gonna love this!

whites are the second skinniest race in America you fucking retard

>literally scared of black pudding

lol what a megacuck

>never had baked beans
what, they are as ubiquitous globally as spam

tastes like beans in a mild ketchup sauce, DESU IMHO baked beans are just filler

How the fuck have you never had baked beans?
They're pretty soft and in a tomatoy sauce. Very in offensive, quite filling.

Baked beans are actual brit meme food unlike jokes like toast sandwiches

>eating charcoal
english cuisine everyone

>Scotch breakfasts

heroin?

>he calls Britain Muslim when his own country will be majority nigs and spics in 10 years

JEJ

Delicious. Beans mix well with everything on that plate, adding a tangy savory tomato taste.

Some, like myself, are daring enough to mix the beans and the eggs, where as others use the sausage as a sort of breakwater.

>Sausages? Mmm.
>Blood pudding? Great!
>Toast? I'm on board.
>Bacon? Fuck yes!
>Mushrooms? Don't mind if I do.
>Eggs? Excellent choice.
>Baked beans? ...
>...

>if you were dating
lol no. only if you're married. and even then only on special occasions.

Blood in food is a proud European tradition my American friend.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_as_food#Europe

it really isn't much of a thing outside the UK

HAHAHAHA t. triggered Amerifat

>no hash brown

The second skinniest race in America are fat and disgusting.

well im in asia and i eat it often

maybe its a british colony thing...?

i called england muslim, achmed.

do they not teach you to read in your london mosques?

trust me lad
you eat everything then use the fried bread to mop up the amalgamated sauce that was born out of all the things you love
pro tip
mix the yolk with the beans
fuck im hungry now

I've always avoided beans throughout my life but I kind of want to give EU breakfast a go.

t.American

Bakes beans are sweet, not savoury.

That's not saying much when America has one of the highest obesity rates in the world.

Black population in America is on a decrease you fucking retard

this, only on birthdays

it's literally just blood, you eat blood. that's gross.

You're an idiot.

theres nothing wrong with eating blood. Or tripe. Or intestines.

Whites are on an even steeper decrease. Your country will be majority non-white in your lifetime unless you do what you should've done years ago and kys.

Also, I don't want to turn this into a /ck/ thread but what kind of beans are those? I might make this today and I wouldn't want to get the wrong one.

>its a non-Anglos are afraid of black pudding episode

Just go to the store and buy a can of baked beans. That's almost certainly all those are

Where do you think meat comes from? Every mouthful of burger has some of the animal's blood in it.

whites aren't on a steeper increase, as we don't murder eachother in record numbers. and it will only become easier to become insulated as time goes on. feels good man.

dexter

Black pudding is pretty nutritious, and it tastes great.

Why do you enjoy wasting perfectly viable food?

What's those deceased corpse looking things up at the left?

dainty faggit

theres more in it than just blood

They grew on me.
Didn't like them for a long time.
Started liking clear beans, and then I started liking those baked beans as well.

I just can't imagine fried blood having any sort of taste

>trust me I went to medical school
Ok, anonymous.

read the thread you daft cunt

Full English, James?

>Uses the word "Scotch" in place of "Scottish"
>Doesn't know that Scotland is in Great Britain
100% you're an American.

It's umami as fuck.

well it's still bloody haram

Many countries in Europe have their own blood sausage, you fucking dumb nigger.

fookin yank fairy

>mfw brits called moldy churros stuffed with dried blood in it "food"

How's Malaysia senpai?

What is the Yorkshire Pudding of film and television?

Stranger Things

im drinking blood now softcunt

Heinz baked beans are the best, also try Heinz spaghetti hoops.

your imam will surely declare you a vampire and have you swiftly executed

BRITISH POWER RANKINGS

1. Scotch
2. Irish
3. Welsh
4. North Irish
5. Cornish
6. Britbong

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I'd rather be muslim than a scot

>EU breakfast a go.
Nobody outside UK would eat that horrible contraption.

hot fuzz

>Bacon and Sausage, with pigs blood pudding

Yeah you'd never see a 'eruopean'muslim eat this.

>I'd rather be muslim

you already are, englander