Brit/pol/ - Am I tuss enuss? hell yes I'm tuss enuss edition

>Today's Papers 30/8/16
sli.mg/a/fFqp2S

> SNP beginning new campaign for Scotland to go on it's own. Fingers crossed it works.
scotsman.com/news/politics/snp-to-target-soft-no-voters-in-new-scottish-independence-drive-1-4215038

>Apple tax: Downing Street says tech giant 'welcome' to come to UK after EU orders Ireland to claw back £11bn
telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/08/30/apple-ordered-to-pay-11bn-after-european-union-tax-investigation/

>Theresa May rules out second EU referendum or election to decide terms of Brexit
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-second-referendum-theresa-may-rules-out-general-election-a7216406.html

>27,000 people arrested for 'illegal entry' into UK
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/30/27000-people-arrested-for-illegal-entry-into-uk/

>Home Secretary Amber Rudd in France for security talks
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37217192

>Britain hits back: French call for new deal on borders is a 'non-starter', Home Office warns
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/29/britain-hits-back-french-call-for-new-deal-on-borders-is-a-non-s/

>Ministers 'should let traders sell groceries in pounds and ounces' in wake of Brexit vote
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/29/ministers-should-let-traders-sell-groceries-in-pounds-and-ounces/

>UK sees record number of foreign investment projects
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37216175

>Replace House of Lords with elected senate, urges Gordon Brown
theguardian.com/politics/2016/aug/29/gordon-brown-house-of-lords-elected-senate-brexit-uk-scottish-independence

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independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-second-referendum-theresa-may-rules-out-general-election-a7216406.html
rbth.com/arts/2014/09/22/russias_greatest_scots_men_who_left_their_mark_on_moscow_40017.html
passportmagazine.ru/article/1229/
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06snyd3
economist.com/news/britain/21595908-rapid-rise-mixed-race-britain-changing-neighbourhoodsand-perplexing
youtube.com/watch?v=37iHSwA1SwE
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if Scotcuck were literate, this would trigger them.

foreigners REEEEEEEEE

Hell yes i'm tough enough

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Trade deal with Japan that gives us Ultraman tech and Sentai robots so we can send people to stomp Scotland into the dirt when?

First for my baby

National drink of Scotland

>Not Scottish

who are they talking about, brit/pol/?
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You're all fucking horrible racists.

happy birthday to you lad

First for soon to be bankrupt Ireland.

Free Alba of a healthy person:
>Racially and ethnically homogenous Scottish Scotland.
>Anglos, Irish, Catholics - expelled
>Catholics, Jews, Mudslimes, coons, asians - expelled and banned
>By Constitution white settlers/tourists/workers can't make up more than 3% of the population
>firearms for loyal citizens that pledge allegiance to the High Scottish Race
>elected King
>King and warrior elite rules the country
>loyal armed Racial Patriots protect the Scots from the potential state abuse
>nuclear deterrent that can turn USA, China or Russia into a wasteland
>Scottish pound
>mandatory eugenics

I'd be careful trading with the asians. there out foer them selfs. we need to stop selling them are stuff

First for greatest nation in neighborhood.

>she said

Dumping inadequately censored by Anthony Blair Heads porn

annnnnd goodnight

I don;t eben know what individualism is

>AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

>Your daily reminder that more Scots voted to leave the EU than Welsh.
>Your daily reminder that 55% of Scots voted to stay British.
>Your daily reminder that William Wallace died in the 1300's.
>Your daily reminder that 400 years after the death of Wallace the Scottish King was invited to England to become James the first
>Your daily reminder that James the first created the Union Flag (without ireland)
>Your daily reminder that the grandson of James the 1st joined the parliaments
>Your daily reminder that if as a Scot you support scottish independence you've fallen for the Braveheart meme
>Your daily reminder that Scotland is British

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Independant Scotland of a smoker:
>ethnically and racially diverse
>religious freedom
>National Race Relations Act
>SNP led
>civic nationalism
>free education
>Euro as a currency
>EU member
>nuclear free zone
>has a refugee settlement programme

I wish I could leave this place and become a successful normie Chad.

My parents want me to go to mental health therapy. I just want to stay in bed and post here.

>tfw article 50 never
>that feel when never anzuk super union
W-well we don't want you britcucks either....

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>telegraph.co.uk/technology/2016/08/30/apple-ordered-to-pay-11bn-after-european-union-tax-investigation/

Holy shit. HAHAHAHA

Hungarians are not individualist. This map is retarded. Also the West side of Poland would actually be more similar to Russia, because the Poles in West Poland are actually immigrants from East Poland that Stalin moved over.

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>Scottish pound
Would rather someone handed me a dead baby than a Scottish banknote.


>thinks they're still Scots in Scotland after the Highland Clearances.

I love you Kiwibro

just watched chitty chitty bang bang again, the cultural undertones are hilarious, the childsnatcher with his massive nose, all the antagonists have continental accents, the protagonist is a true-hearted english inventor/family man.

truly based

Fear not colonial, it's literally an impossibility at this point that article 50 will not be used.
Right now its just a question of when.

>tfw proud 1,2%

WHY DO THEY CALL IT ARTICLE 50?!?!?

BECAUSE WHEN UK SEES IT THEY TURN 50 DEGREES AND ARE STILL IN THE EU

I like this thread OP

Good job

If you love Scotland so much why do you live in Russia?

S T O P

That's a great quality custom bodypillow case

Anyone else /immorallydrunk/

Is the Russian that sucks Scottish dick still here or is Brit/pol/ comfy again, lads?

Because he is a shill and please dont replay to him.
Thats why.

Did anyone see on Sky News, lawyers are being called in by British Expats to stop article 50.
Not only that but law makers here in the UK are now debating whether or not Article 50 can be triggered without a Commons vote
But wait it get better, some EU lawyers are trying to decide whether or not article 50 will actually be legal in the first place.

Are we in EU forever?

>independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/brexit-eu-second-referendum-theresa-may-rules-out-general-election-a7216406.html

Wow lads. After reading those comments, I'm now a remainer.

They're like the Irish, love the place but don't go back. Midges.

I just finished watching Enders Game, weird as fuck but I would like to be engaged in a galactic war like that. Any games where you can land on planets and take them over? I'm bored, is Mass Effect any good or no?

>if Scotcuck were literate, this would trigger them.

If Little Englander fucktards like you were "literate" you'd know that Edward I was a French Plantagenet. Part of the long line of foreign overlords you've been cucked by since the Romans.

After Hollande fucks off desu.

Yes, so what ?

>Are we in EU forever?
No, ex pats have no say in this, relax. They already had the vote and the vote will be respected, they can sue or try to sue the government but they cannot overturn what has been decided.

I'll beat ur bum buddy

No but I am craving some onion bhajis

The last time somebody handed me a Scottish Sterling I went immediately to the bank to change it.

She's so annoying. I'm a shy and meek guy usually but Christ I'd love to slap her, she's a bitch

halo is about defending the human race from ayy lmaos play that

How can it be illegal? It's a clause in the fucking treaty. Jesus some of these idiots are so cucked.

we all know that retard, he cucked you, the barrons, the welsh and the Jews up good. He even fit in a bit of muzzy bashing

No.
The law side of it is irrelevant at this point as crazy as that sounds.
Our government has given us a democratic vote and we won.

i could post a long list of reasons why there is no doubt in my mind that it will be triggered but here's a short version.

If the EU wants to keep up the "we're democratic" (and they really need to) bullshit it needs to pass. If it doesn't pass due to EU involvement the EU will be effectively dismantling itself.

If our governing body wants to stay in power (which they do) they have to abide by the vote or they'll be ruining their political careers and hense their power.

Thanks!

>implying it's not a world-famous destination for the Scots since the 14th century
>implying intellectual father of Russian Empire and military teacher of Peter the Great wasn't a Scot - Patrick Gordon
>implying Russian most famous poet wasn't a Scot - Mikhail Lermont
>implying countless generals, officers and traders of Russian Empire weren't Scots
>implying Russian second most used flag doesn't look like pic related to honour that
rbth.com/arts/2014/09/22/russias_greatest_scots_men_who_left_their_mark_on_moscow_40017.html
passportmagazine.ru/article/1229/
bbc.co.uk/programmes/b06snyd3

>As for working class Polish women, 23% of them have mixed race children

economist.com/news/britain/21595908-rapid-rise-mixed-race-britain-changing-neighbourhoodsand-perplexing

Why are Slavs so inferior?

Happy birthday lad!

I've played it, but I sort of want to travel in space as well and eve online is too much for me. I like Halo though.

I don't think scottish notes would be too much of a problem if the banks all stuck to one design. I get pissed off seeing Clydesdale notes in particular. Wish it didn't look like monopoly money desu.

Yes laddy Scots and Russians brothers in arms!

if your into /gsg/ you should play stellaris, i created the great britisj empire and took control over large swathes of the galaxy, i named all my leaders nigel farage.

J U S T

Elite Dangerous, not about taking over planets, but it will please your space travel boner pretty easily.

I'll give Stellaris a look, cheers m8. Sub based or just one off buying it? Online and all that or just single player?

don't give the lad false hope

Holy fuck.
This leaves me so conflicted as I have mixed race mates, but I really don't want my kids mixing.

Anyone else watching BBC News?

Really shilling the refugees today.

>as I have mixed race mates
Part of the problem. Mixed race people need to be socially ostracised.

thanks lads

>Rob Ford of Manchester University points out that Caribbean folk are following an Irish pattern of integration, in that their partners are often working-class. The Irish parallel also suggests they will eventually be fully absorbed into the British population.

Thoughts?

>tfw we've brought around the demise of the EU and can go full tax haven and take all the multinationals

Also, Yes, Minister confirms that we entered the EU to fuck everything up in the first place. youtube.com/watch?v=37iHSwA1SwE

>UK has had same foreign policy objective for 500 years
>A disunited Europe
>Divide and Rule

Eternal Anglo strikes again.

Will it ever get better?

Kallergi plan to turn Europeans into mutts is working.

Horrifying isn't it? It worse than a dead baby even, it's like someone handing you a dead baby that was purifying and melting into your hand.

one off fee but knowing paradox they will bring out dlc that vastly improve game play in the next year, online and single player.

>Most of the 21,000 children born to Polish mothers in 2012 had Polish fathers; but of the rest, 23% had African or Asian fathers.

At least the polish women are the ones diluting the genes

It was also the first time. Hopefully the last time.

I used to pay my driving Instructor in Scottish £50 notes (I withdrew £1000 worth when I went to Edinburgh) from all three banks just because I resented how long it took me to pass (50 hours - 2 attempts)

Sing the praises of your Froggy king, cuck. We (the Welsh, Scots and Irish Britons) fought, resisted and lost due to overwhelming odds.

You anglo-saxons just bent over and let them take you up the arse for 1000 years after 1066.

I mean the media shilling.

The fact we left the EU is a fucking miracle considering how bloody left wing our media is.

Our young people too, think it's bad now? wait until our generation are the elders.

what a disgrace

>Our countries is all fucked up! Can we come to yours?

Fuck off

Poles are subhuman, not sure what you would have expected otherwise.

fucks sake Poland.

You still read the Econocuck? Eww...

>mfw scottish
>mfw voted leave but still being bullied on Sup Forums

The fuck? What did I do?

oppose the SNP laddie

>implying I am not a master race Norman descendant

You got cucked by the best, no shame in that, the shame comes from 900 years of crying about it.

If you put it like that it sounds sinister but essentially it's self preservation.

And with British self preservation comes the concepts of liberty and individualism. Something the mainland was never really fond of.

The SNP are apparently working on a new White Paper.

What arguments will they try and make, lads?

> this arouses the Anglo.

>muh oil

lol'd

God shes so cute

I hate it when Scots are bullied wholesale on britpol.

Protip: Whenever you see a little Englander bash Scotland, it's very likely a poortherner.

And every single anti-Celtic Fringe slur can be applied to him from Londonistan.

London's the capitalphate of the UK, not just England. Shireboys best remember bruv.