/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General

Jacoby was a creep preying on the vulnerabilities of Laura and deserves to have his head caved in by a Woodsman in the finale Edition

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SAD!

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ONE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME.

Who's the dude on the right?

MAISY

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Evening everyone

Why couldn't it be like this?

Do you need any money?

*Left
holy fuck I'm retarded

>yfw he shows up in the finale
>yfw his entire youtube channel was planned years in advance as an ARG for Season 4

Get ready.

Friendly reminder that Laurence Jacoby was a cunt weirdo who knew about the fucked up shit Laura was going through and just wanted to fuck her rather than helping a young sexually abused woman who was his patient.

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that's not a dude, that's just a white woman

they age like milk lmao

HELLO, JOHNNY.
>HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
HELLO, JOHNNY.
>HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
HELLO, JOHNNY.
>HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
HELLO, JOHNNY.
>HOW ARE YOU TODAY?
HELLO, JOHNNY.
>HOW ARE YOU TODAY?

Because that's a fucking terrible script.

What about Peggy Lipton? she looks fantastic

she's been married for 20+ years?

GOT A LIGHT?

>white women age like mi--

What happened to Leo anyway?

that's because of the black seed. makes you look younger.
yeah, to a nigger lmao

daily reminder that Laura fed on garmonbozia

Hello Buella

I think he died.

Dead from the spiders or drooling in some home for retards.

23. INT. EARLE'S CABIN - DAY

Leo furiously works at the string in his mouth, trying to increase his grip on the lifeline. His
hands tug at the shackles, remain bound. Leo looks at the string with crossed eyes, sees that his
saliva is causing it to weaken and fray. Leo emits a little humming moan.

Suddenly: FOOTSTEPS outside the cabin. Hawk and Major Briggs charging forward. Leo
reacts, hopeful. The door BURSTS open, Hawk enters first, gun in hand. Briggs follows. Leo
can't help it, he sighs, smiles -

LEO
Hi
(realizing his fatal mistake)
-- WHAAAAAA!!

CUT TO:

24. EXT. EARLE'S CABIN DAY

The cabin exterior. Leo SCREAMING. The SOUND of Hawk and Briggs rushing to the
rescue. GUNSHOTS. More SCREAMING.

friendly reminder that
THE WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS

>ywn see Cooper and Audrey have an unexpected pregnancy and him assuring her it's all going to be alright and they'll find a way to make it work
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey deciding to live together in a cozy cabin surrounded by Douglas Firs
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey raise their baby boy Richard together
>ywn see Ben pissed at first that Cooper got his young daughter pregnant but warming to the idea and giving Richard his first bicyle for his birthday
>ywn see Coop being a proud daddy while he teaches his boy about Tibet and tells him stories about his time in the FBI
>ywn see Coop take Richard, Harry, Andy and Hawk on camping trips
>ywn see Coop and Audrey encouraging their boy when he's feeling down or sad and giving him valuable advice
>ywn see Cooper beaming with joy when Richard has a fulfilling life

SHE GONNA HOLD IT
MOVE IT
HOLD HOLD IT MOVE IT
HOLD IT MOVE IT
HOLD HOLD AND MOVE IT

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one drop rule i know but c'mon

>tfw you don't get to go to the Bahamas
>tfw you don't get to go scuba diving

sleep tight sheryl
give me comfy rests for sunday

Fuck you Sheryl.

that's not her husband

we've over this

Don't know who that is but it's not her husband.

he"s the accountant

how could a man so intelligent like g briggs pay for a jacoby session?

scooby diving

Do you need any snacks?

I listened to that conversation between "Jeffires" and doppel Cooper from the second part and everything indicates that it's Sarah Palmer/Experiment talking with distorted, pitched down voice.
vocaroo.com/i/s0Wzuo1gJcZ0
>I missed you in New York
Both the real Coop and the doppelganger one were in New York and so was The Experiment.
>Wants to be with Bob
From all the characters in this season who could be the terrible being that wants to connect with Bob? Apart from Doppelganger and the woodsmen the only one left is The Experiment.
>Speaks similarly to Grace "brutal fucking murder" Zabriskie
I'll leave that one to your ears, though.

uhh yeah it is. literally use google

doggie jones lol

he was preoccupied with fucking around with UFO's and the woods and oblivious to everything else, especially what was happening to Bobby

also notice that it isn't white either

pls stop user

ok

found some more pics of her and her husband

these are her kids dumbass

He's Judy
>You've already met her

"Twin Peaks" is a reference to tits, right?
I knew Lynch was deep but this blew my mind as soon as I figured it out.

>Evil Coop was talking to someone pretending to be Jeffries
>Sarah Palmer confirmed for at least hosting some serious shit

I think you're right user. Nice work

Flava Flav is living the good life, man

>tfw you're in the inversion layer
>tfw it's gonna be hot and smoggy tomorrow but you're lucky to have air-conditioning

He is the secret billionaire.

>Laura Palmer got touched by every man in town and "twin peaks" actually refers to her breasts

CUTE chest!

Could've been worse. At least Norma's coalburning gave us Rashida Jones.

>SEMEN STAINS THE MOUNTAIN TOPS

I would like some snacks, Dougie.

Never Forget

youtube.com/watch?v=DuoM15JXRyc

Frost came up with the name

Yes that would be nice thank you.

Watching episode 1 for the first time, do all you niggas just watch this ironically or does it get better later on? Right now it's cheesy as fuck, I don't think I can make it through another hour of leather jacket-wearing jocks snapping their fingers and being autistic

why is there tons of recent pictures of her with both these guys saying it's her husband. i'm confused. also the black guy pics are all from 20+ years ago

>son looks okay
>daughter looks like a cheap mexican version of Mädchen
jesus

Sam = Sam Stanley?

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Her children are all black. Who do you think is her husband?

Also you can literally look the name of the man she's married to up and return pictures of him. This isn't 1990

So what happened to Annie? Was she ever mentioned in season 3? I just realized that I completely forgot about her at some point

There are only bad and worse people in this world user. There are no good ones.

Hahaha
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>another hour of leather jacket-wearing jocks snapping their fingers
I think you're watching West Side Story, user. We're watching Twin Peaks

Rashida, however pretty, is still a massive downgrade from her mother. Black genes never improved anything.

Yes

She had the ring to protect her from Mr. C / BOB. Then she didn't. She got raped viciously and not killed like she would have if she had the ring (which would have sent her to the Lodge to be happy with Cooper as planned). So now she went to some backwoods town, they said so in Part whatever this season at the sheriff's station.

>e it through another hour of leather jacket-wearing jocks snapping their fingers and being autistic
Literally the only character like that is Bobby and his weird dance in FWWM was pretty funny.

>son looks okay
American standards.

The son is pretty hot.

>So what happened to Annie?
Lynch forgot about her as should you

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Pierce is CUTE!

She was mentioned in Laura's diary missing pages Hawk found. I don't think this is true.

Anyone else think Laura palmer is like Mona Lisa? Something mesmerizing about her picture

If you're into baby faces, yes.

>implying I'm American.
he does look okay tho. I mean, if he grew a beard I'd think he was trying to drive me over with a truck, but in that pic he looked fine.

That's "Pilot" user, "Episode 1" is episode 2

i did look him up and i got shitloads of pictures of that white guy. idc anyway, young mixed shelly is dyno-mite

>diegetic music starts playing
>it's a track from the BGM
Why is David Lynch such a fucking hack?

Why are generals filled with such autism?

Then watch the show for yourself and hear Truman and Hawk talk about Annie Blackburn and how she left town shortly after this and was never seen again if you don't believe she left town.

>rfw he could've had the Cooper daddy, not Sonny Jim

They said nothing of the kind.

All they say is Annie was "a girl who went into that place."

Whatever. He looks great. Look at that arm.

Not much to talk about between episodes.

He played the tropes straight.

Who was the better Cooper son? Sonny Jim or Richard?

SHE LEFT TOWN SHORTLY AFTERWARDS Jesus fucking Christ is everyone else watching 50-minute episodes cut down to save bandwidth on streaming?

summer is over