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Why didn't Miles plow this in Terok Nor's J-Tubes?
He should've hate fucked her at least.

>they hyped up year of hell a full season before it happened
>in the end it was a hard reset fail

i hate you voyager, I hate you so much

He was an honourable man, he never just hit it and quit it, unlike Garak, who spilled his spaghetti all over Dukat's daughter

O'Brien's yellow fever was too strong also he was racist

Would you /trek/?

they cant be trusted though they are as bad of backstabber than the romulans

>On your toes, O'Brien

O'Brien could have fucked plenty of qt's yet he is stuck with worst girl

i feel for him

That's life of a married man.
>marry girl
>turns into demon wife and can't cook
>meanwhile single, younger chicks throw themselves at you constantly

Maybe marriage to Keiko was his Federation-enforced punishment for all the shit he did on Cardassia?

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That's pretty racist man. I bet you don't even donate to Ferengi charities.

>need to ration energy for food replicators
>can somehow replicate the parts for a whole new shuttlecraft

???

what will you do when they catch you. when they break you. what will you become.

A lot of Ensigns went hungry that night.

this is a joke right

I really fucking hope so. If they ruin the Cardies i'll burn down the studio.

>vagina on forehead
what did they mean by this

that artwork would be better suited towards the Gorn

what did the hole in the Cardie logo mean anyway? I always wondered about that.

Better as a human

It looks like their ships from the top.
>inb4 what did their ships mean

This reminds me of the fan disagreements over small federation vs large federation.

>no spoon or ridges
how am I supposed to fap to this?
but really, looks great

It's the barrel of a disrupter he's pointing at you

she also played Seska (no idea how to write this) on Voyager didn't she?

This thread is being claimed by the Cardassian Union on Legate Kell and the Obsidian Order's authority.

why are Orion girls so lewd all the time

You mean orion SLAVE girls right?

pheromones

they are not always slaves but they are always lewd

Name me one thing he did wrong.
I'll be waiting

Why the fuck is it a prequel?

>TOS nostalgia
It looks nothing like TOS and the TOS fanbase is getting too old

>develop starfleet history more
It's only set a few years before TOS, I don't know what they could possibly show that we haven't already seen

>More writer freedom
I can't possibly see how it would be easier to write a prequel with how much star trek canon there is

>Appeal to JJTrek fanbase
Considering how poorly the last reboot movie did, there isn't much normie demand for star trek

Is CBS retarded or something? Who thought this was a good idea?

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He couldn't count.

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People don't want speculative sci-fi anymore

They want modern liberal values portrayed in a comfortable, familiar setting

People know TOS words from the JJ movie and like pew-pew-pew lens flare style.

these ST maps are kino post more

none are canon because a real star map would probably have to be 3d

No, that was Martha Hackett

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Jadzia Day all day. everyday.

Garak was our lad
Intelligent, nihilistic and a wicked sense of humor

Janeway brought too much Borg tech and time travel magic back with her, also they're trying to appease fans by saying it's not the JJverse but not alienate new fans by saying you "have to watch" 28 seasons and 10 movies first to understand what's going on.

or something retarded like that.

do you think her vag is pink on the inside?

Your cowardice has been blocked by central command.

The problem with all of these is they are all based on a throw away line from First Contact, saying the Federation is 8000 light years across (large federation theory). Until that line was said we were just guessing and all fucked up because the distance is changed routinely to fit the plot line (like the recent GOT bird letter). Now of course after they said 8000 light years, then the next reference was in DS9 where Red Squad had to circumnavigate the entire Federation (small federation theory). It wouldn't be possible if it was 8000 light years in one direction, even if you stuck with a 2D plane.

Lastly the next fuck up was in Enterprise where the distance to Vulcan and Klingon homeworld was very short. So, back to small Federation theory.

you sure about that OP

Also DS9 routinely puts the Klingons and Cardies on the same side of the Fed as each other

any better maps?

>Going to warp causes space pollution
What were they thinking?

I like to think it was a darker shade of blue, like close to their blood.

Wasn't that episode basically retconned?

Yes. And very warm.

They never seem to take that fact into consideration when they go into warp later on

No, TBG kept mentioning it all through the final season any time they exceeded Warp 5

For some reason Worf was able to make the Klingons agree to abide by Starfleet's speed limit, and the Romulans volunteered. Because that's how serious space climate change was.

Then DS9 and Voyager just pretended it never happened

No, it was not.

Voyager warp design allowed it to not pollute space. Well rip it. The variable pylon technology. Yes, the moving nacelles stops space damage.

Pinkskins

Did he call Hoshi a chinkskin?

>Voyager warp design
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>According to the unpublished VOY Season 1 edition of the Star Trek: Voyager Technical Manual by Rick Sternbach and Michael Okuda, (p. 12) it was suggested that because of this new folding wing-and-nacelle configuration, warp fields might no longer have a negative impact on habitable worlds as established in TNG: "Force of Nature". According to Star Trek Encyclopedia, (3rd ed. p. 555) these nacelles did in fact prevent damage to subspace. According to comments by Michael and Denise Okuda, when mentioning of the speed limit was abandoned a few years after "Force of Nature", it was assumed that newer ships, such as the USS Voyager and USS Defiant, had improved environmentally friendly warp drive systems, that did not cause damage to the spatial continuum.

wasn't the whole idea an analogy to car pollution?

>wasn't the whole idea an analogy to car pollution?

More like wearing down a carpet.

yes

TNG was a bit heavy handed with the issue of the day episodes

what did he call Travis?

"ayo wassup ma nigga"

tfw no sexy TOS T'Pol gf

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why user?

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>Captain Archer. Look at the trouble your darkskin has gotten into this time.

It was a different time

better

Vulcan chicks are the best

>Loyal to a fault
>Will never lie to you
>Will always advice you well, with honest hard truths
>Logical, not hormone driven
>Not annoying (see above)
>Mindmeld sex
>Psychic connection can protect you from Orion dominatrixes
>They undergo Pon'Farr, which will be the most insane sex you will ever have in your life

How can Human roasties ever compete?

>watch it picard

youtube.com/watch?v=k-j69iVReEU

>no secret vulcans on earth slice of life series

what's that hairstyle called again?

Something invented in the 40s that went out of fashion in the late 80s

Look at this filthy spoonhead sympathizer. During his service with Starfleet, O'Brien
>wiped out a Cardassian regiment that was massacring Federation civilians
>vaporized a dude while defending women and children
>His captain was kidnapped and tortured by the cardies
>He was himself kidnapped and put on trial by the Cardassians for crimes they framed him for, all so that they could raise tensions with the Federation.
I wish O'Brien could have been on Cardassia after the war had ended. "Martok, pass the bloodwine!"

Sneed, his feed and seed

T'pol had really cute hands don't judge me

>Failed to break Picard
He couldn't even do his job properly.

That episode was comfy.

Best Vulcan chick on Star Trek was Kirstie Alley
Fite me

Riker is a pimp

Chuck, suck and fuck

did they carry all the dna samples with them to the surface?

at this point is clear we have to separate the general
one thread for TOS/TNG/VOY redditism
and one for ENT/DS9 master race

imo there should be a whole trek board

No, I've got a better division
One thread for shitposting
and one for /comfytrek/
they'll be connected by A LONG ROAD

Voyager had special nacelles to prevent it

Yeah wasn't one of em like ...fuck it im staying here

Yeah, he started dating a single mom and then decided he wanted to visit monasteries in Tibet or something.

star trek threads are like the same 50 guys over and over though.

maybe more like a sci-fi board

This makes me laugh out loud every time I see it

so basically like every other general
its just the same dudes meming over and over

She was the original Kat in Lois and Clark and was Babylon5's station manager for a season.

>guys
there are more women than males

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

CTMAYSO

>riker, his hunger unsated
>riker, at ten forward