/tpg/ - Twin Peaks General:

Laura Palmer Literally Did Nothing Wrong Edition

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Did you try his wine yet, /tpg/?

what the fuck, why is the back of his head duplicated?

will bobe make it out alive?

Look closer. His whole body is duplicated.

:^O

we're all duplicated if u really thnk about it

hnngggg

He's been thinking a lot lately.

>tfw Bob-E and Janey-E end up together int he end

nice

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73 hours, but close enough
but holy shit, it's almost here, lads. It's almost over

friendly reminder that
THE WORLD MOVES ON A WOMAN'S HIPS

>yfw Cooper returned and his smile and optimism wasn't gone

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
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>tfw you never ordered David Lynch Signature Cup Coffee

>ywn see Cooper and Audrey have an unexpected pregnancy and him assuring her it's all going to be alright and they'll find a way to make it work
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey deciding to live together in a cozy cabin surrounded by Douglas Firs
>ywn see Cooper and Audrey raise their baby boy Richard together
>ywn see Ben pissed at first that Cooper got his young daughter pregnant but warming to the idea and giving Richard his first bicyle for his birthday
>ywn see Coop being a proud daddy while he teaches his boy about Tibet and tells him stories about his time in the FBI
>ywn see Coop take Richard, Harry, Andy and Hawk on camping trips
>ywn see Coop and Audrey encouraging their boy when he's feeling down or sad and giving him valuable advice
>ywn see Cooper beaming with joy when Richard has a fulfilling life

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Imagine if those drapes were your balls!

Just you
and I
together
forever
in Audrey's coma dream

imagine the smell if you were in those woods hahahhaahaha

>(Pic is evil Cooper)
>Listen
I just wanted to say that I giggle every time I read these two, I'm fucking broken.

Did they fuck?

: - ) ALL.

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They did. And it was A M A Z I N G.

>tfw can't listen to Audrey's Dance without getting spooked now

I used to listen to it whenever I was feeling like a cool classy, sophisticated lad, but now I only think about the malfunctioning mind of a broken woman and her attempts to cling to her stolen youth whenever I hear it.

Spooky.

I was suddenly overwhelmed by this sad feeling that the series is ending on Sunday. W-we're getting a season four right? We'll keep making /tpg/'s right?!

>yfw he shows up in the finale
>yfw his entire youtube channel was planned years in advance as an ARG for Season 4

Get ready.

who was the bottom? what positions did they try?

Season 4 is happening.

Keep going strong vedderman

It's all over and the saddest part is that we haven't even reached our full meme potential.

I'm in line to have my bottle signed by him now

Coop's obviously the bottom.

>you forgot to open a black granny porn tab

Really?
Tell him we all love him, and are hoping he wins an Emmy for his work.

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why is that?
serious question; i don't understand gay hierarchies.

...two Kyles?

Ask him about pic related

I'm not ray wise lmao

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Jesus, I forgot about that entire subplot

makes the Michael Cera scene more forgivable in hindsight

Harry was the man in charge in Twin Peaks.
Coop was a twink, and younger.

Laura Palmer was a coked up roastie who got what was coming to her.

Lynch is a beta for trying to make the audience try to care about her

post photo n

Michael Cera scene was hilarious though.

no one cares.

>tfw you will never have jacoby's style

i am a recent convert from cabernet to syrah. is kale's wine any good

Vedderchecked

>We'll keep making /tpg/'s right?

Twin Peaks isn't some flash in the pan shit like Lost.

Sup Forums was chock full of Twin Peaks threads long before season 3 was even mentioned as possible, when Twin Peaks was, in David's words, "dead as a doornail"

>mfw I thought rose WAS red wine...

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Sorry chump - looks like I nabbed your chick

What a wrinkled old hag

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all I could think was "why the fuck is Michael Cera in Twin Peaks?"

is it about the bunny?

You do

what's the vedder prognosis after Part 16?

I don't know about you but the vedder is looking kind of cloudy

Put the mirror down.

it's made from red wine grapes

>Ray wouldn't stop calling my cell phone for weeks after... I'd get a call at two in the morning with the voice on the other end saying "How's Granny? How's Granny? How's Granny? How's Granny?".

When you rewatch the series either to prepare for the finale or reminisce of good times passed, when the weight of Margaret's death starts to hit you, I DARE you to think about anything other than Frank and that god damn fish. what the FUCK is his problem??

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vedderposting at 150%. anti-vedderites B to the T to the F to the O

why are there people like Frank?

yfw that little shit Sonny Jim gets a jungle gym with spotlight

I gotta say it's weird imagining your balls spread so wide apart and having Kyle fondle some grapes between them.

that golden, but the black granny meme made it priceless

>when she finds the black granny folder

i thought i was the only one.
th-thanks lynch, i guess...

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>ywn push around marilyn monroe

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So if Richard got transported into the lodge when he got electrocuted, what happens when he meets his doppelganger? Since he is already evil, would his doppelganger be an awesome guy like the real Cooper?

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don't you need the ring to get lodged

>dad, why didn't you buy me a jungle gym set? don't you love me?

doppelgangers haven't played a role in season 3, which leads me to believed they've been retconned into tulpas

>pretty sure I fractured my tibia
Who else /inextremepain/ here?

Booper is a doppelganger.
If he were a tulpa, he would have disappeared when he was shot.

nah, Maddy ended up there and she didn't have the ring. And I guess Leland counts as well even tho him being posessed by BOB for 40+ years probably ensured he ended up there anyway.

>tibia
sounds like labia lol

Is this considered manspreading?

I think normally you do but this whole setup didn't seem like normal electric shock, it seemed like some kind of trap to drag Mr. C back in or possibly kill him. Notice it happens at the same time that Dougie hears Gordon Cole's name on TV and electrocutes himself. Richard's body doesn't seem to burn and then disappears.

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>...moments later

Who is he looking at here?

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Yes
She's spreading herself for a man

You. He is looking directly through the camera at you. I am absolutely serious.

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