Redlettermedia Nerd Crew Episode 5 thread

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I don't get it. So do they own thousands of dollars in Star Wars merchandise ironically?

They buy those toys with patreon dollars whats the problem?

I'm just saying we don't need another RLM thread when we could have another GoT thread

formerly Chucks

FUCK RED LETTER MEDIA AND FUCK THEIR JEWY PATREON

Patreon kinos:
Nerd Crew
[YouTube] Nerd Crew Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] NERD CREW 2 OUTTAKES (embed)
[YouTube] Nerd Crew Episode 4 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Nerd Crew: Top Ten Films of 2016 (embed)
[YouTube] The Nerd Crew's Star Wars: The Last Jedi Trailer Reaction (embed)

Best of the Worst
[YouTube] BOTW Screening Outakes #1 - How Can I Tell If I'm Really in Love (embed)
[YouTube] BOTW Screening Outtakes - The Osteoporosis Dance (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Episode 24 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Episode 40 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Episode 36 outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Episode 43 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Outtakes: The Star Wars Holiday Special (embed)
[YouTube] Best of the Worst Episode 52 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Blood Farts: BOTW Outtake (embed)
[YouTube] Operation: Turtle Strike! (embed)
[YouTube] Mike Gets a Phone Call from a Telemarketer (embed)

Half in the Bag
[YouTube] The Very First Half in the Bag Shoot (embed)
[YouTube] Half in the Bag Episode 76 Extras: Turtle Talk (embed)
[YouTube] HITB ep 102: Outtakes and Oscar stuff (embed)
[YouTube] Half in the Bag 103 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Half in the Bag Episode 127 Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] RLM Talks About Alien: Covenant Outtakes (embed)

Other
[YouTube] Mike's AA Meeting AdLib Outtake (embed)
[YouTube] Scientist Man Ghostbusters outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Patreon Click Bait Outtakes (embed)
[YouTube] Mike Explains the Enterprise (embed)
[YouTube] Tape Decrapitation- Raiders of Atlantis (embed)
[YouTube] New Set Timelapse (embed)
[YouTube] Plinkett Behind the Scenes: The Star Wars Awakens Review (embed)

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you fucking retard

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They're what's known as props. You couldn't do the set without a bunch of cheap childrens toys.

D:

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>the average IQ of a RLM hater

Does Rich's past drug abuse make him say random stupid things and have delayed listening ability?

i love nerd crew but they're never gonna top the unboxing episode

STAAAAR DESTROYEEER

I'M GONNA CUM

rich almost burned down their studio, kek

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lel

It's funny how you guys idolize Kike Cucklasa and the Reddit Bedwetter Memeia crew, as if they're "above" the clearly superiour comedian Chris Stuckmann. Based Chris is redpilled and much funnier than your favorite "internet personalities" aka artificial friends. LOL

I'll watch later. Hopefully this will make up for the mediocre shit they've been putting out recently

Blink twice if Chris is behind you right now.

>Hey guys, guess what, I saw suuuuuuuch a bad movie last night *10 seconds of staring at the floor*. Yeeep, it was baad. *fake hysterical laughter*

"i didnt vote for trump either"

Sup Forums btfo

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they've had some of their best episodes in the past 2 months

$$$

>cheap childrens toys
A lot of the stuff they have are collectibles.

>You fought in the Clone Wars?

>Yes. I was once a Jedi Knight, the same as your father.
>That reminds me. Luke, did I ever tell you that in our prime (which happened to be a mere 20 years ago), the Jedi had Dragon Ball Z powers and could karate-chop armies single-handedly at a machine-gun's pace, completely disassemble droids with just a gesture, run at lightning-fast speed, deflect blaster bolts with stunning precision, jump tens of thousands of feet in the air, and hover around for prolonged periods of time? "Crouching Jedi, Hidden Sith" sums up that era well.
>Now that I'm an old man, I can't do any of that anymore. Time is not a good friend.

Yeah, but they didn't review the movies I wanted so they're hack shills.

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Accurate?

The Force is like convincing traps, it swiftly dies off around 25-30 years

Nothing to do with the shit movies they review but more about the phoning it in, not giving a fuck performances, or trying too hard, both of which in result in no laughs.

help me

CHRIS YOUR INTERN IS BETRAYING YOU RIGHT NOW, GET HIM!!111

Mike is too right wing for Trump

I genuinely feel like there's no reason to watch any channel other than rlm for movie info. even your top tier people look like slimy basement creatures compared to mike and jay.

How do I sniff Jay without him noticing?

I'll divulge what laundromat he goes to if this thread gets 100 posts.

Liar, Jay has in-unit washer and dryer.

yes but there's one very close to his house that he uses for red box rentals and sometimes he goes in and lurks around. whatever your loss.

Tell that to Zod's snapped neck

Nerd Crew are legit my favorite RLM seres. I wish they would have broken down the Star Trek Discovery trailers, Mike would have a field day

Collider, Screen Junkies, and IGN sueing RLM for using their identity without permission WHEN?????

I wanna smell Tamara's shoes.

What does Jay smell like?

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Dishwasher soap and strong musk

Jokes aside, are we supposed to be getting another trailer soon?

That real?
Y?

I live in a house

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I went to high school with her!! her shoes smell like shoes

Is she chill or a supersperg? She looks like she could go either way.

>He says while posting the lowest IQ RLM member
I suppose in a certain way, it makes sense.

Is Jack really dumber than Josh (the Wizard)?

>James Rolfe
>top tier

Rich is definitely the dumbest, but simultaneously the most pretentious member of the group. You can tell every time he smugly folds his arms when he makes his point with incredibly flawed reasoning, he thinks he's the smartest guy in the room and he knows a shitload about films but really all he knows is shit.

And now look at her.
Hanging out with the cool kids.

>tfw Jay is so small compared to Mike or Rich

James Rolfe is a fucking simpleton

LOOKS LIKE MEMES ARE BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

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He tattooed Signs on himself

at least he isn't a raging drunk like every one else

Jay looks like an average 18 year old slav in this pic

But, Bauman is a German-Jewish surname.

I don't think Rich is that dumb, he is just very clumsy.

Please delete this comment. I won't warn you again.

and write it off on their taxes
just like their burnt down studio can be written off on insurance

He's got average inteligence, he just thinks he's far smarter and more knowledgeable than he is. Just watch Pre-Rec for 5 minutes and you can see he thinks of himself as some kind of video game genius who thinks he knows what makes a game brilliant but they get shit wrong all the time and barely pay attention to the games when they play them on stream. Its almost embarassing how much they get wrong, and whenever the chat push back against something Rich says he unironically REEEs and starts screaming, he really is the awkward, unstable nerd that Mr Plinkett was a parody of.

I had a little bit of lightsaber ejaculate

You're seriously fucking retarded if you think all that cheap junk costs thousands of dollars.

His tattoo sleeve gets worse and worse. Seeing swollen red Star Fox almost made me hit the unsub button.

>why am I always having to be around these fucking losers? Fuck, I hope Doug's wife doesn't show up again. God damnit, I thought TGWTG would boost my career, I didn't think I'd have to associate so frequently with these fucking retards.

> If I wanted a cracker factory, I'd visit Nabisco.

Nah, Rich ain't dumb. He's just a goober.

>154cm height
>98cm bust
>45kg


Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle his tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend him over and fuck him on.

>dude we pimp our vicious and mean spirited views on popular media for cold hard cash

>dude lucas is such a sellout! disney wants money, what kike hacks!

>by the way remember to support our patreon and buy our $15 mugs that come cracked because jessi has fat fingers and dropped them

>trust our opinions on movies even though all of ours are unwatchable!

RLM

>Yahtzee "please my shitty books" Croshaw

Only bigger dweeb than him is Jim Sterling.

STATION!

There are Star Wars lego sets in the $500-800 range. You'd be surprised how much this shit adds up.

>Yahtzee "30FPS is better than 60FPS" Croshaw
dropped that faggot immediately.

They never ask for Patreon support in their videos. Those idiots seek that shit out and do it themselves on the channel links.

They probably get a lot of it sent to them by fans.

I admire Rich for committing fully to the costume. His shirt even has real grease on it.

Do... do they know?

And yet I see no Star Wars Lego sets in their videos. Just the super cheap junk.

>yahtzee but no gabe

it's like having Jay without Mike

>watch the homecoming review
>they flash the lego death star with $499 price tag
>honestly thought that was a joke
It wasn't a joke. Jesus Christ that is some expensive plastic.

Except he isn't an African American, retard.

mfw plebs don't know 4Lom and Lobot

Yahtzee isn't pretending to be something he's not. I'm 100% sure he's wanted to quit his thing but is on a contract and it brings in the bucks, so fuck it? You can honestly tell me you've never had a job you didn't like but did it for money? And assuming you've never had a job, have you never done something you've hated in order to get something out of it?

Don't reply, I know the answer.

There isn't a bigger one trick pony in the industry right now. He's literally vegetated with ZP for ten years. It's all he has. Every other project fails to attract even a few thousand people. His games aren't even known to 99% of his fanbase. That pilot he made for TV was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

yfw Disney makes a Lobot movie about cyborg civil rights as a metaphor for transgender rights

Oh he's definitely wanted to quit, he just can't because he has no talent at anything else. He's made games, books, and tv shows and every single one failed to make a splash. ZP is literally all that he has, and since he hasn't worked in 10 years he can't just go get a decent job, so he's stuck with it.

Like I'm going to feel sorry for him when he barley works anyway. What he does barely constitutes a job, get real you fucking clown.

>Every other project fails to attract even a few thousand people.
The only exception is his let's play channel he quit a year ago, which is barely a "project" and was just a podcast he had with his friend where they had a conversation once a week.
The only things he's ever made are either Lovecraftian Horror and Sci-Fi comedy like Red Dwarf, he's completely stuck in those genres and unable to do anything else..