All-female Lord of the Flies remake

What're your thoughts?


Personally, I think it's fucking retarded. However, if they can do something different with the story or change it up in a notable way because of a female cast, I'll have to see. Still fucking dumb though.

Hmm. Girls eh? Could be interesting ..

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I can't imagine anyone will be happy with it. It will make women look bad or it will be changed to the point where the remake was pointless.

>all female group stranded on an island

at least some women acknowledge they are useless cunts

They all sit on the beach doing nothing until they starve to death.

kek

This. Who would be Piggy anyway? Lena Dunham? Amy Schumer?

I'm sure JLaw will be the counter part to Ralph.

It's gonna be a fucking shitshow.

its meant to highlight humanity's unfavorable characteristics though...


lolol

those threads for the show were fun

>girls survive instead
dropped. Unless they have amy shumer as piggy. And maybe a preop trans "woman" who beats fuck out of the actual women and when they're rescued he realizes he's cured of his trans illness.

YASSSSSS LORDE

STOP POSTING SEXIST FACTS SHITLORD

THERE'S NO FUCKING POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINT

MAKE AN ORIGINAL ALL FEMALE FILM IF YOU WANT TO BE RESPECTED

DON'T REMAKE IT WITH A DIFFERENT GENDER IT ADDS NOTHING

Based.
>girls stranded on island
>work together with girl power without the savagery of men
>create a space faring society in 2 years
You'll see.

all the women commentators are calling LOTF "toxic masculinity"
>the new buzzword

Why? Don't you want Dunham to get bullied and die?

The concept could be executed well in the hands of people who knew what they were doing and wanted to make quality kino, but that isnt going to happen. Instead, it will have a wealth of unintentionally hilarious moments as the roasties in are keen to point out.

>the opposite situation has not yet been observed outside of feminist fiction
Oh fuck, all the cartoons that have the obligatory episode where boys and girls have their own groups, and the girls all prosper because they're now in a utopia of intellectuals while the boys devolve into a caveman society.

ill watch it if they're all half naked and under 16 years of age

women can't be original

This is the movie Sup Forums has been awaiting for, so shut the fuck up you GG/pol/ nerds. You don't understand how much I need this.

AHAHAHAHA

go watch mean girls

Women can be plenty original. I've known wonderfully creative women, but fucking liberals literally can't, this is fucking sad. This kills me.

UMM SEXIST MUCH?

ANYTHING BOYS CAN DO GIRLS CAN DO BETTER

ITS TIME TO REMAKE EVERYTHING AND REPLACE THE TOXIC MALES WITH STRONK WOMYN HELLO ITS 2017

>YASSSSSS LORDE
lorde is a literal piece of shit

contrary to the shows tittle, there aren't many actual girls in the show

Its going to be directed by two guys but yea I get what you mean.
John Dollar adaption when?

They're right, you know.

Golding approves.

>This has nothing to do with equality at all,” he continued. “I think women are foolish to pretend they’re equal to men – they’re far superior, and always have been. But one thing you can not do with them is take a bunch of them and boil them down into a set of little girls who would then become a kind of image of civilisation, or society. That’s another reason why they aren’t little girls.”

Ralph, Simon, Piggy = all non-white girls

Jack, Roger et al = snooty WASP bitches

>girls survive instead

but girls always survive.
>the titanic
>every war of all time
>even boko haram murders every boy and kidnaps all the girls for ransom

All female societies devour themselves in flame, so it's fine, really

Oh are we living lord of the flies you faggot? Enunciate more on your social media on your electronic device about how you're scavenging for survival in a deserted locale. Fucking npcs.

>Charles Clymer
oh man that guy's account is a lot of fun to sift through. Once you realize he's 100% serious it just becomes hilarious after awhile

>tfw in my country's version the had to bring food to the girls's camp every two weeks
It was embarrashing, the producers tried to hide this fact but seing that girls got fatter in the time spent in the island made the whole shit obvious

>literally

Why do retards use this word? Does it make them feel like what they said holds more merit?

It's not clear who "they're" refers to in this quote. If it is women it seems to contradict his lead up statements.

that was only fairly oddparents

True. A world ruled by women would have no wars.

>Girls
>Peaceful
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, not even with steady supply of food, water, and bandwidth for their phones they're peaceful, imagine if you remove the three

Are they gonna be as savage as the book or will it just be Mean Girls: Tropical Adventure?

As a dude with three sisters and one of two dudes among all my cousins these people are full of shit.

Along with no scientific or artistic accomplishments

>Mean Girls: Tropical Adventure
I would be okay with that. Lindsay Lohan can play the pilot.

>island of savage mostly naked lolis

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i think it's fucking stupid. gender swapping characters is the laziest shit ever. i hated lord of the flies anyway.

It will probably be just 18+ actresses instead.

Stranded women wouldn't even form a dysfunctional society. They'd literally just form a few cliques and sit around bitching, waiting for rescue until hunger drove them to foraging.

Those ladies would probably be improved by some surprise sex

Mean Girls is the female Lord of the Flies. Literally.

>actual funny females

They should start giving a platform to women like this, not crazy left wing producers who just want to feel good about themselves.

>group of strong powerfull pretty women stranded in the jungle
>not kino?

Bunch of slack jawed cis shit lords in here

Name 3 females deserving of the moniker "funny". Any who discuss their vagina or their sex life for more than 3 jokes in their sets are immediately disqualified.

Margaret Thatcher and Golda Meir are all you have to look at to see the "wymminz are peaceful" as the lie it is.
Thatcher decided to go to war with Argentina for a piece of land no one really needed, full power display mode, and Golda Meir pushed on full counterattack mode in the Kippur war when even Moshe Dayan was thinking of a ceasefire or an armistice.

No, because they weren't lolis. A female Lord Of The Flies would be Loli Kino.

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It's extremely hard because of that reason. I have met plenty of actual funny females throughout my life, i'm 22. it is indeed rare but they do exist. I have never, in my life, seen a funny female on the internet, television, or other. So I see where you're coming from. Hell, you can't even find them on youtube.

The funniest females are always extremely shy, usually religious too.

>women/girls in charge of not starving or dying in other ways on an uninhabited island

CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND...

of the JEW...

...rubbing their hands?

>don't be stupid: fighting about this shit is what they want

Nah.

Nice, taking the rotting corpse of feminism and rolling in it like a dog. I might pay to watch something like that if it was done right.

Yeah listen fag I'm not talking about the self deprecating qt from your lit 101 class or the sarcastic daria wannabe making your latte, I'm taking about the cunts who have multimillion dollar careers in entertainment that are propped up as "funny".

film it in europe, they don't give a shit about those things

Diane Morgan, Maria Bamford and Amy Sedaris.

Relax, that is not what i'm talking about at all. I hate those people as well. I literally agree with you mostly.

You invalidated yourself with your second pick great job 0/10 actually try next time

The directors are amerifat, so they are going to go down that route. Also one of them is gay.

If you think this is hostile or aggressive posting then you need to lurk more you thin skinned fairy

>Check mate males, since they didn't use the term patriarchy in its proper definition I can just attack that and win the argument. Better luck next time losers.

*I doubt

On that note I'm surprised the faggot didn't want to just do a regular old reboot with young boys

fuck

not really, he's saying that no one would accept the idea that the kids are supposed to be an allegory for society et all if they were all girls. The story would then become a story about a world without men, instead of the world in general. Men are perceived as the default, the rule and not the exception

its gonna shit all over feminism and cause a mass triggering like never before

Like I said "world ruled by women." Last I checked that company still existed in a patriarchal world. True Matriarchy has not been tried yet.

sophistry was mocked at 4000 years ago and you fools still try it. Let me guess, arts undergrad?

This would be a great porn setup


What's a good porn parody name?
>Lord of the Thighs

Can't try something that's impossible :^)

Same as "true" communism hasn't been tried yet? Are you really one of those?

Elucidate us upon what decrees a "true matriarchy", I'm waiting with bated breath

it's kinda pathetic how many women claim that there would be no plot if it was all girls
women are just as tribalist as men
you ever ponder if feminism is focusing on the wrong thing? women have been up on a pedestal literally forever. its justification for keeping them safe, underestimating them, etc. women are just as awful as men.

There were others. Total Drama Island is the only one with a name I can remember.

I have yet to come upon two women who have been capable of true friendship without talking behind backs and being catty, I would actually pay to see something like this but for real without idealized bullshit that is tailored to the hollywood narrative.

>all that "girls work together" bullshit

Fucking stupid, shit like happens every damn day at work, in families, in HIGH SCHOOL. How detached are these people

This is one step closet to them making my dream come true by making saving private ryan tier ww2 movie with all female cast.

>Live in a world where Casey Anthony, Lori Drew, and Michelle Carter exist and people still think women are incapable of vindictive violence

Nice bait. I see you caught a lot of (you)s.

Wait, wait, wait, how can the story and its characters exemplify "toxic masculinity" if the society was composed of nothing but males? Who were they poisoning with this male toxin?

Also, I'm pretty sure schools never taught the book that way, and you'd have to jump some major logic hurdles to get to that point.

Religious people are some of the most humorless people in the world.

its only about toxic masculinity if you conclude that everything wrong with western society can be boiled down to patriarchy. Reductive to say the least, and not at all the lens the novel is aiming for.

This post can't have enough (You)s

> Any who discuss their vagina or their sex life for more than 3 jokes in their sets are immediately disqualified.

This was your criteria, so you're wrong.

>girls got fatter
How?

The simplest of google searches reveals bramfords slew of material specifically mentioned in my criteria. You lose, good day ya cunt

What country?

Feminism is huge right now so it's probably a guaranteed win especially with a movie that won't need a very big budget. (Don't forget Ghostbusters all female remake made 85 million box office)

I came up with this idea last year. It's the only film I'd be okay gender swapping. I'll be there opening day with my dick out and hold off cumming until Miss Piggy gets a rock dropped on her head!