Fuck this movie

Fuck this movie.

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I agree.

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>everyone tells him he'll shoot his eye out
>he doesn't shoot his eye out

>hating a mainstream movie that featured a teacher flirting with the protagonist

fucking scrub, /ss/ is top tier

>mfw flick's actor worked as a porno producer in the 90s

kys.

I went to the house this movie was made in. They only used the first floor tho.

This movie has become a tool of the dominant powers in society used to maintain the status quo. Every December millions of television viewers across Western society are forced to view this pro-Christian film. It acts as a "refresher" for people so that they do not forget the central messages of the film: be a good Christian, obey authority, be a good consumer.

>They only used the first floor tho.
he went upstairs to put on the bunny suit

My mom makes sure this shit is on every December.

She has several leg lamps. They of course are only in use once October hits. I just wish this meme would end.

point proven

>Ralphie lies and gets his friend savagely beaten by his mother
I hope that kid got revenge on both of them one day.

this is a good and funny movie honestly

voice over ruins it desu

>secular society
>pushing christian propaganda
What did the Rick and Morty fan mean by this?

HO HO

HOOOOOOOOOO

The only movies I watch every year are Lawrence of Arabia, Heavy Metal, and 2001.

ralphie only wanted one thing though

Technically, the movie is a mini-marvel. But it's not a good movie, and I've seen it about 10,000,000 times. No scene in it is good.

it is a secular society in name only. it has all the values and practices of a christian society

He would have if he wasn't wearing glasses

Agreed

I don't think a football is a very good Christmas present.

Yeah, to gas all those fucking Jews running this country.

>all he wanted was a gun
was ralphie redpilled?

>it has all the values and practices of a christian society
Are you joking?

he's just babbling words he doesn't really understand to seem as though he can actually analyze something

nice dubs

Ralphie didnt even give a shit afterwards. IMO Ralphie was the real sociopath. If you notice he never gives a shit about anyone but himself through out the hole movie and seems to bask in the misery of others. I mean, shit, even the bully got fucked over by Ralphie

no I'm not. your image doesn't disprove anything I said

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Gay marriage and abortion are not Christian practices user and transsexual identity violates Christian values user.

I wouldn't mind this movie so much if they goddamn didn't play it 24/7 during the Holiday Season. There is more than one Christmas movie.

Home Alone 1 or 2 would be better.

those aren't christian practices but tolerating those practices is christian

Wow this image full of cherry-picked pictures really made me think. In fact, I hate liberals now!

not everyone tolerates them

Not pictured in your bold nation

>Spousal abuse
>Unchecked sexual assault
>Rampant alcoholism

society in general does

>atheist hedonists think they are experts in theology
top laffs

>fa ra ra ra
>ra ra ra ra


Best scene coming through

Because it is a liberal secular society.

the founders of liberalism were christians. it's literally just a christian political system

They are clearly upstairs in the soap scene. You can clearly see the top of the stair case in the background.

The Christian political system is monarchism lad. Haven't you ever heard of the Kingdom of Heaven?

>forced to sit in front of a greedy pastor begging for tithe as a kid makes you an expert in theology

>Martin Luther
>in league with the Jews
You should probably read up on Martin Luther.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Jews_and_Their_Lies

untrue. monarchism as a political system predates christianity and doesn't inherently share the values of christianity. it developed independently of christianity in other areas of the world such as china. I'm guessing you are only making the connection to christianity because it justifies itself by pointing to a higher power but a higher power isn't unique to christianity and doesn't say anything about values.

If you really want to get technical about it then you should know that YHWH is the King of the universe and He made a covenant with His people that should they love Him He would give them authority to rule with Him and Jesus ushering in the Kingdom of Heaven is proof of this