Guys, is it gay to find CIA attractive?

Guys, is it gay to find CIA attractive?

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no, we get a pass and a couple other of our guys, gosling, jake, etc

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yes

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Because I'm CIA. I'm Central. I'm Intelligence. I'm Agency. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. I'm that arsetta bandit. I call Ittin. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. I grab the prize with Maimen. I power stand at the other side of the plane. I am Moses in the parting of the hooded dudes. I crash and I am crashed. I ask and I'm punched, I shoot them and throw them and every single hired gun's had the fucking worst flight of his life. And I'm Not, a hothead. if there's one big bastard in this flight plan, it's this large firestarter here. So congratulations, Bane. You got yourself caught.

No I want to suck his little finger

Was getting your back fields plowed part of your plan?

Hehe

Why does he wear the mask?

British CIA documentary:
>Here, in the steppes of Kazakhstan, the CIA is in search of its prize
>3 minutes of very clean and uninterrupted footage of the CIA following a plane

American CIA documentary:
>inception horns playing in the background
>YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T WANT ONE OF THESE BIG GUYS IN YOUR COCKPIT
>Rapid jump cuts of the Masketta Man
>THE BIG GUY MIGHT LOOK LIKE A MAN THROWN OUT OF A PLANE, BUT THIS NASTY HOT-HEAD IS NOT TO BE MESSED WITH
>more flashy jump cuts
>THIS LITTLE WRECKAGE BROTHER DOESNT KNOW WHATS WAITING FOR HIM, THE RISE OF THE FIRE IS NOT TO BE UNDERESTIMATED
>more flashy jump cuts
>the big guy strikes
>strange CIA grunts and screeching noises are dubbed in as it attacks because silent plane crashes are too boring for americans
>slow mo replay of the crash in black and white
>AND IT'S EXTREMELY PAINFUL
>THAT LITTLE DOCTOR
>SHOULD'NT HAVE BROUGHT HIS FRIENDS
>Starwipe to the next clip

CIA's name was actually Bill Wilson

Call him Petyr

Was making me hard part of your plan?

Hey Betyr

well he is the arse bandit after all

It would be weirder if you didn't desu

Wtf he's not CALLED CIA, he works for the CIA (central information association), dumbass

What did he mean by this?

A shirtlifter

What the fuck Nolan?
youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7eg

Most people assumed he didnt have a name in the movie so we reffered to him as CIA, since he calls himself CIA as if its his own name

>"Dr. Pavel, I'm CIA"
Learn English nigger, It's pretty fucking obvious what he said

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