>Be Swiss
>Go To Denmark
>Stop by a café
>Order a Ristretto
>Idiot meme countryman ???
>Order an Espresso
>Get Espresso
>Meme-man asks me where I am from
>Say Swiss
>Chimps out about how the Swiss are stealing Europe's money
>Gently inform him the weak should fear the strong
>Leave a 5 Euro tip on my 4.50 espresso to rub in the economic difference between us
So tell me Sup Forums Why are N-Europeans so whiny about being financially retarded?
Sage
what the literal fuck
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Never seen this one before.
>Order a Ristretto
>Not get shot for being a faggot
Seems like you had a winning day there, William Tell.
>Be Britbong
>Coffee without a half liter of milk and twelve kgs of sugar???
>Super Faggy
Your country. Its people. And your culture. All of it. Shit.
because they are nigs
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Point the first: espresso is an acceptable way to drink coffee. In fact it's probably the best way after breakfast. Ristretto is an affectation that should be reserved for people undergoing the torments of the 8th circle of hell. If you really, really want a meme drink that badly, then I guess you've earned it.
Point the second: liter?
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>be swiss
>have no friends
>go on Sup Forums
>tell lies
>post degenerate anime filth
you are truely the most autistic posters here
Ristretto is just a more concentrated espresso. Your people really are uncivilized dregs. Anglos are 2nd only to Jews in worst-race.
Ahmed
That's western art.
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Have to agree with the britposter here: Ristretto is significantly inferior to an espresso. It's not awful, but it's barely a sip and the entire drink is gone.
Swiss Art probably
I'm perfectly well aware what ristretto is. Just like I'm perfectly well aware what the Apple Watch is. It doesn't mean that either of those things has any place in a rational society.
Swiss need no friends. Dey hab monies, my country should have ones cuz we`re not an important player
fucknig newfags
False. Espresso is for pregnant woman and children. If you disagree you're from Ticino which makes you italian, and we both know what that means.
Tell me more about cuisine and the finery therein british man who eats toast sandwiches.
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The face she's making in the top left is extremely expanding dong
You can be friends with Germany. In 10 years you'll both be as economically bereft after all. Misery makes strange bedfellows.
Be swiss
Be a poor fag cutting hair or collecting dump
Salary is better because the swiss are fucking pussies and never went to war
Hiding money of all the shitskins and pieces of shit on earth
Be proud
You seriously should kill yourself irrelevant piece of human garbage
Lol. I thought N. European also were rich.
Still, Swiss one of the greatest country.
Why does an english teacher write such shitty english
Why does your "bantz" boil down to "you're richer than me no matter what your job is"
Thanks russia. Let me know if you ever become an oil or natural gas oligarch. I got you senpai.
Are you the same nerd who thinks dipping stuff in melted cheese is the world's greatest culinary achievement?
do you have autism?
also wrong board
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what is this.
All our oligarchs already payed you as much as they could.
I'm not know if you know that, but we recently had scandal here. A son of our public prosecutor bought a huge house in Swizterland. So Russian people know were's good place to have a house.
Also, we didn't put sanctions on your food, despite you've imposide sanctions on us. There's no other country like that: all other countries that imposed sanctions on us, we've imposed food sanctions on them. So we can buy swiss cheese and other food.
Poor banter desu. My english is perfect and i don't teach. Please do not think that all the human beings are failure like yourself
No - they live the socialist dream remember.
> war
We never lost one unlike some other country I could name.
>dat pic
MUH DICK
Hahahaha. If that's true, I have some really bad news for them.
Good thread OP. Ignore the plebeians who cannot appreciate the fine taste of a ristretto and dont even know the difference to an espresso.
Let me share a story as well which happens every time i go to a non italian coffee shop:
>order ristretto
>literally get the full espresso cup filled to the brim + small can of milk
REEEEE
its not a meme drink you stupid faggots, caramel vegan latte macchiatos are
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>my english is perfect
>all the human beings
>all the
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You sound like a butthurt Swiss French wrestler.
French here; i escaped my camp in French Siberia.
The Cheka didn't check me; so you can't bully me.
I would say that Swiss cantons are much more interesting than Switzerland.
That's how i see it.
God bless Jura for their coffee machines.
The so called scholar from Japan should not talk about war.
The battle of Marignan is not for breakfast.
I think they have found out already. Maybe a bracelet will help.
come to germany. i'm also polish migrant. we have some money (atleast for the moment).
and then we cross the border and fuck autistic swiss girls
Switzerland greatly appreciates your business. Know that we highly value our clients privacy and will do everything in our power to protect your confidentiality. During these difficult economic times, where the wealthy are often targeted unjustly, know that you have a friend in the Swiss.
Austria being cool.
Nuclear radiation causes memory loss. Maybe he's forgotten. Would explain the pleb tier english.
I write better in my third language then you do in your first english teacher weeaboo.
>Swiss girls having sex
You had sex with an immigrant. You now have AIDS. Sorry
his english is near perfect tho, especially impressive for a nip
my third language=one of my three national languages?
surely impressive, mountain kike
hahahahahahaha dat coffee
English isn't one of our national languages. Any more than it is in nip land.
>A wild N-Europoor shows up.
>Beings chimping out
What the fuck is this.
>newfags who haven't been to /d/
kek i just googled median wealth per adult
(no 'but muh 1% use average instead!!!' bullshit pls)
poorswiss btfo
it's almost time for the white chicks to put on Uggs and order pumpkin spice lattes. FML famalam.
Say what you will about OPs drink choice but he is slaying every inbred faggot in this thread. Good job m8.
Now do me
/r/ing more crazy jap shit like this
Based Switzerland BTFO subhumans
512k. Is all I see. Keep chimping
OP ish a sauhund