Adults watch this

>adults watch this

What's wrong with it?

JUST

do you have eyes? fucking look at it

Yes, I see it.
And?

You do realize this series is primarily aimed at kids right? Shitlings are going to go mad for this big eyed gerbil thing.

"yep thats me alright, your probably wondering how i got here" scratches record

are you retarded?

I dunno.
I'm not the one having difficulty articulating his grievances.

>he doesn't want a big ass porg

that poor cat

>lets make nieb nub into a hamster

I miss George.

So this... is Han Solo's... replacement...

...

Chewie is definitely eating one of those things.

It looks like Disney wanting Pokemon audience

Is that a nerf hearder?

POTTERY KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS

...

>people like this
>same people hated Jar Jar

fuck this gay earth

>the same people who shit on avatar for blue cat people will eat up grump cat penguin minions

PORG-Y RICK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

Yes yes, but how does the porg's feet smell?

>TFW i bought one

>try me

What does it say. user?

After these promotional pictures, I'm not looking forward to the new Star Wars movie. Anyone else feel this way?

I also got snoke and a rathtar

looks like that black baby that keeps getting posted for some reason

aren't you a little old to be playing with dolls?

Holy shit this is cute

Yes, also i got two preaetoran guards

if you arent fitting a fleshlight into it right now you're a faggot

Is this the walking one? I want to buy one now.

Chewbacca used to be an angry brute, now he's a tamed pet. He's the co-pilot of Rey and all the promo shows about him is playing with Porgs or garding the falcon. Welcome to Nu-Wars

it looks like a PS3 game kek

I bet that stupid penguin is a better gunner/co-pilot than Chubaka.

Chewie was always kind hearted with a temper but he should have died with Han in a crazed suicide attack like I thought he did. Seeing him basically become Rey's pet along with her inheriting the Falcon is shit.

"Fuck Trump and fuck white people"

>adults watch this

what's that thing?

>PS3
>game

I hope he's a jedi and they give him a lightsaber

>his smile and optimism gone

We don't even know his motivations. These movies are retarded. he just a guy who goes dark side and dress black. He's a toy figurine, no more

I hope all the clones are played by boyega, that would be cool to see.

Is it my autism or am I finding it hard to try and work out the actual size of this? That cat is so small and it's so much bigger than couch yet something about the size doesn't seem right...

>aren't you a little old to be playing with dolls?
Not if you collect 1/6 scale poseable figures

It's aimed at China
Chinese girls will go apeshit for these

i-is that a threat?

>tfw no prime twink 1/6 scale poseable collectable hamill figure

A PROMETHEUS

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If porgs didn't fly an instead were like otters, they'd be fine

>movie for manchildren and nostalgiafags mixed in with new wave no taste kids
>they make characters that would sell as toys

The mouse is clever. Look at that, you can sell it to every kid, every "nerd girl", it's "cute" and doesn't have TOO much characteristics. From a marketing perspective it's a pretty amazing idea.

>Star Wars isn't a children's movie

What stops Chewie on snacking the porg?

>adults enjoy this

wtf this isn't the star wars I grew up with

god dammit why is daisy so cute

>but there are disturbing reports that during filming, several hundred Black-legged Kittiwake chicks were blown by a helicopter from their cliff-ledge nests into the sea, where they drowned.
thanks for all the cute CGI birds you made to replace all the thousands of cute real birds you actually killed, Mickey.

Agreed. I went into TFA pretty excited and came out perfectly content to never see another sw movie ever. And yes it is that bad.

haha what if one of these things burrowed its face into Rey's cleavage whenever it got scared haha. what if it went up chewies butthole as a joke haha.

is there a jedi porg or a sith porg in the EU yet?

darth porgus the grim

What's wrong with enjoying a movie made for children?

>WE
>can rustle up some feathers
Is he threatening race riots?

"this is going to sell so many toys"

>seagulls died
wtf I love star wars now!

holy shit that thing looks tasty

This made me sad user

I'm sorry, friend. Maybe this will cheer you up.

Can someone explain why I'm suppose to be upset by this?

Will any of the mane cast have careers after star wars? Or just one hit wonders?

i hope they give it a gritty background story

>rey
>cleavage

user...

It's probably about a metre in height.

>We want the anime demographic

Perfectly reasonable move, to be frank. Lucas would probably have done simular shit if he were intelligent.

I really don't think this casting pleases weebs

"Fuck Trump and fuck Nazis"
FTFY, dipshit

You know that girls watch most anime in the west, right?

>You know that girls watch most anime in the west, right?

are you retarded?

Was this before or after the Chinaman laughed in their faces for letting all this equipment deteriorate so badly?

Yes , and?

>FTFY

hola r*ddit, please go back :)

This is Falcon Millennium pilot replacement for Han Solo, he is a legendary outer-world pilot, the best there is. He will have epic scenes where he outwits all the white male pilots.

you mean Felicity

What is a rathtar? the left or the right one?

>that nose

What was the lore behind these retard penguinmice?

A daring synthesis, bravo user.

If you're going to buy merchandise from this trash as an adult at least import the SH Figuarts figures from Japan.

Now I'm ready to embrace oblivion.

Hot Toys have got your back.

wtf how the other turkey just stand there like that stupid sociopath bird

>mfw short round is Solo's replacement
F U L L C I R C L E

your cat is disgusted by you

Ironically he's not a kike.

at least they are being true to real star wars

....BY SUCKING AAAAAAAAAAAAAASS

perhaps because it's made of plastic and not from turkey

>SANSAAAAAAAAA