Why didn't the eagles fly the ring to Mordor?

Why didn't the eagles fly the ring to Mordor?

How did the orcs knew what a menu is? Are there restaurants in middle earth? With a menu?

A director never explains his plotholes Frodo Baggins, nor his overpowered eagles. He gives the audience precisely the journey he means to.

But... why can can Frodo see Sauron when he touches the ring, but Bilbo doesn't?

And speaking of The Hobbit, why can trolls speak there, but in the Lord of The Rings Trilogy they are mindless monsters?

Why didn't Euron attacked Isildur and destroyed the ring?

FRODO BAGGINS

DO NOT TAKE ME FOR SOME CHEAP CONJURER OF USELESS MOVIE TRIVIA

Why didn't the eagles just bring frodo closer to Mordor?

In all seriousness I'm pretty sure it's because Sauron would be able to spot them and still had his huge military guarding Mordor and the surrounding areas.

But then how did they get into Mordor to save Bilbo and Sam?

Why didn't they make the ring into a hot rod engine part and then challenge Sauron to a race where the winner gets to keep both cars and then hit the nitrous boost at the last second to win?

Why didn't Galadriel riverdance to mordor with the ring?

why didn't they put the ring in a microwave

Why didn't they jusy give the ring to Galadriel and send her to the undying wholly pure lands? The elves wouldn't have been tempted, and the ring would have been in safe lands.

There's literally a scene with her getting tempted by it in the movie.

It's literally explained in The Hobbit. The Eagle King didn't give a shit about anyone else's conflict. he only occasionally helped Gandalf because they were chill but he didn't want to get involved. The Eagles were cunts.

She resisted it though, and in the elven lands beyond the sea, she wouldn't be tempted.

If she had taken the ring before going to beyond the sea she would have been taken by its power and never leave on the boats

Why didn't Merry use his Sharingan to stop the arrows in mid-air before they hit Boromir?

Because they would be corrupted by the ring. Remember when Frodo decided to go it alone because even the most honorable motherfuckers in middle earth couldn't be trusted around the ring? Do you really think the eagles would be chill?

>Why didn't the eagles fly the ring to Mordor?
I would like to see them try

Because they dont give a fuck.

This is the least they could have done.

Same with the hobbit. Why couldn't they fly an extra 5 minutes to the fucking mountain? Did gandalf not bother to tell them the entire world is at stake?

They went in after Sauron fell and were greeted as liberators.

Was Sauron "active" at the time? Wasn't he still recollecting pieces from his defeat?
Who says that wasn't the plan? The party was intercepted twice and with Saruman listening, Gandalf couldn't exactly spell it out. He died say "Fly you fools" before falling