So this just happened

It was glorious. I'm never washing my hand again.

>admonished
>face to face with the Emperor

how tall is he
how was his grip
did he have smooth moist hand or dry rough

Omg im so jealous! Im going to the trump rally tomorrow in phoenix so im praying i can meet him too

>admonished
Trump admonished you? what?

so did you call him god emperor?

did you show him the crowds?

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Did he immediately sanitize his hand after shaking yours?

wtf i hate handshakes now!

>tfw you'll never shake a hand that has fingered Melania and other high level prostitutes/Escorts

what a cringepost

you are either a girl or a sad sad pathetic awoo posting weeb fucktard loser

6'2
Firm but at the same time not too hard. It was like shaking a bear's hand but cuddly.
Smooth

He takes care of himself. Smells like either Aventus Creed or Tom Ford Portofino cologne.

It was awesome

>It was glorious. I'm never washing my hand again.
inb4 OP only faps with that hand after this.

>implying I haven't already

You'll have to put that up with your pictures of Walter fucking Mondale.

>He takes care of himself. Smells like either Aventus Creed or Tom Ford Portofino cologne.

was it in your face strong smell or just a wif


geniune 6.2? how tall are you?>

>not wanting to shake Trump's hand to later masturbate with it
What are you? Gay?

>Smells like either Aventus Creed or Tom Ford Portofino cologne.

Bateman plz.

I'm 6'3. He gave me a hug, so I got a good wiff. He smells great. No Wonder Woman get wet at the sight of him

This. WHAT THE FUCK DID HE ADMONISH YOU ABOUT?

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Please respond OP I need to know does he look younger in person?

Jelly af right now

this

Hey OP I too have shook Trump's hand. I did it at his signing for Crippled America.

You have described his handshake with 100% accuracy. His hands are warm, firm, smooth, and dry.

My only regret is my phone battery was too low to take a picture since I'd been shitposting about the event and taking pictures for Sup Forums.

>The look he's giving you
Literally who the fuck takes a picture of someone while shaking their hand? Extremely rude.

So when did you fap?

He told me I was too tall... Jokingly.

W I T N E S S E D

Yep. Besides the eye bags, he looks good for his age

alpha as fuck

You have been blessed by the Emperor.

Wealth and prosperity shall grace you and your loved ones.

>Jokingly
No. He's going to put tall people in concentration camps.

I love his crisp white shirts

>admonished
>admitting to heresy

I'm totally proud of you burgerbro

Manlet GTFO

those bags are full of cash

checkmate atheists!

DID YOU GET HARD?

ARE YOU GOING TO FAP TO THE GOD EMPERORS PIC LATER

WILL YOU USE LUBE WHILE FAPPING TO THE DON

DID YOUR MOUTH GET MOIST AND WERE YOU CRAVING TO SUCK HIS BIG FAT 2 INCHER?

Nice job. He's looking trim.

It's definitely not two inches. His slacks were kinda tight today...

you wrote 2 words and I already know that you are a shitskinned nigger, pathetic.

shills btfo

>Smells like either Aventus Creed or Tom Ford Portofino cologne.

Who is the cutie in the dress to his left?

It would be obligated

I forgot to add. A lot of the RNC heads were there. Rinsed Penis included... Lewandowski is still pretty involved too

so last question
was it Portofino or creed?

i want to buy the same he has

I'm jealous as fuck, awoo brother
MAGA
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Woah. A New Zealand intellectual. Is New Zealand comfy?

Aventus is the shit, erolfa is good for those Caribbean days.

Tom ford is unique, but many niggers where it, so it was probably aventus.

neat

This means he wants to have a 'special' meeting with you afterwards at the post party.

It was probably Portofino since it smelled a little more crisp and light.

And they say he's fat, nigga police.

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he does look quite slimmed down on OPs pic

My first thought too kek

Right place at the right time. Congrats!

you should have drawn this backward on your hand in sharpie

I'm not that autistic

Wow you're such a fag

Materialistic nihilism eradicating your identity is so comfy.

This thread is pretty autistic itself, honestly. He's a presidential candidate and real estate businessman, not the second coming of Jesus.

Someone's jealous

Hey, OP, are you going to post a picture of yourself or what?

Ask and ye shall receive.

So I take it you don't look like a man child?

i hope you didn't give him your AIDS

Nope.

>cuts his own hair
>dandruff
>blue eyes
>big blue nose
>faggot blue smile
>big fucking sunburnt face
holy shit what a homo

What fucking dandruff?

That little speck at the bottom right?

>the God-emperor might be using the same cologne as myself
Glorious.

exactly what we all know about someone who is a great person to us

thanks user

god bless emperor trump

holy shit what jealousy!