This police officer is slowly approaching you. You're about to get arrested because you drove your F150 into a Hobby Lobby because you ingested some bath salts that you got from some dindu on Craigslist. You look at sun setting in the sky and then at your watch. It's 8:00pm. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING DO?!?!?
POP QUIZ HOTSHOT
Jayden Edwards
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Owen Green
I'm on bathsalts? Probably try to eat her face, desu senpai.
Aaron Reed
yell "AM I BEING DETAINED?" until she lets me go.
Tyler Wood
Ask her if I can speak to the man in charge
Robert Sanchez
Hot policia.
Jonathan Lee
This
Women cops are Haram.
Ian Rivera
Oh yeah, oops. I ask her for her phone number. I wanna hump.
Jaxon Phillips
Like I'd be caught dead in a F150.
Going to Hobby Lobby sounds about right though.
2/10 scenario. Work on that for next class.
Jayden Thomas
She has a gun. Stop, drop, open up shop.
Kevin Cox
wait for her to turn around and do the prostraty pray and then sneak into the hobby lobby, build lair in the furniture section until bath salts wear off
Nolan Sullivan
Wrap myself in bacon which is basically kryptonite to sand monkeys.
Josiah Perez
Draw on her, shoot, fire at all the emergency services people that come later until they kill me
Juan Morales
OH, NO
THAT'S HOW RUFF RYDERS ROLL
Asher Smith
Etch the prophet Mohammed with my car keys into the side of my truck so I can die from suicide by cop
Tyler Thomas
Assuming my F150 can still drive, back out of the Hobby Lobby and drive to a secluded parking lot or alley. Then remove anything that could be traced back to me from the vehicle and walk to a motel and spend the night sobbering up.
Nathaniel Jenkins
Charge this bitch full force and begin feasting on her kebab face. Bullets won't even hurt in the slim chance she manages to get any shots off before I'm on her.
Eli Bell
I would probably feast on all the stunned patrons at Hobby Lobby if my truck didn't have a handgun in the glove box. then I would wait until she started to kneel down to perform her mudslime prayer ritual and strangle her to death. i probably have 7 to 10 minutes before her back up arrives, so i'll jack her car and drive it into the nearest mosque while wearing her hijab.
and is this picture for real? did some dumb fucking police chief appoint a terrorist as a cop as a PR stunt?
Jack Bell
sage and hide
Jack Perry
a LESBIAN police chief (also married another lesbian officer in her department)
Andrew Morris
Lead her in the Maghreb prayer.
William Wright
>Sunset
Just run while this camel impersonator suddenly kneels down to AAAAALLLLLAAAAHH
Henry Collins
Toss at face and watch kebab explode.
Levi Sullivan
Only correct course of action is to pull off her hijab and start screaming "AM I BEING DETAINED" repeatedly .
Ethan Williams