HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
HOLY FUCKING CRINGE
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>Let's make the ships more bigger
Ugh.
you're never happy. sage
TLJ is looking more and more like a EFB remake.
They forgot "the white" from the name.
>Supremacy
They don't even try to have any subtlety with their propaganda
Bet he hates nig'gers
Super Dooper Mega Fuck Huge Class
>kilometers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why are all the bad people from star wars white people?
Its fucking racist
>click's
At least it looks somewhat original
>description uses present tense
And that's how you know it was not written by a Star Wars fan
delet this
>Sure we could build 450+ star destroyers instead of this one huge ship, but we haven't learned anything from Death Star I & II
it's a nazi plane
>supreme snoke's ship
>THE WHITE HATE HOLOCAUST
So the villain is Trump? This is way too much honour for a clown like this one being cemented in a Star wars movie forever. Star wars is above contemporary politics, it was about the big picture. The empire was never the nazis or white supremacists, this is very poor writing. But I find it ironic that the president of disney Bob Iger is actually a trumpster, he said "so far so good" when Trump was elected, then he was appointed on Trump advisory council. Bob Iger keeps crying about Disney paying too much taxes for his liking, that's why trump wass good news. Don't feed these greedy scumbags. Pirate their shit and if you really too curious, buy a ticket for a different movie and enter TLJ room
someone please do something with this
maybe add a sub-set of gungans who are kings
the fuck is a kilometers??
star wars is so fucking gay now lol
Why did the Extended Universe die for this?
This matches it in fanfiction.
It's basically straightened B-2 stealth bomber
Anakin Skywalker was good and white
Darth Vader was bad and black
>a literal iron eagle silhouette
Darth T' Rump
Name a single reason why the Empire is not better than the Republic in any way.
I mean if I were a normal guy I'd rather live under the rule of the Empire.
>very competent
>even a splinter group can build an even bigger Death Star
>stopped the influence of a religious zealots over the senate
>ended corruption
why they are the only capable ppl?
Idiots who forget the Death Star.
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add some swatstikas on the wings
>Empire
>competent overall
No. Also
>A bigger Death Star
>Yeah let's spend insane resources on something that a single squad of Rebels can destroy. FOR THE THIRD TIME
and
>the Sith
>not as religious as the Jedi if not more
finally
>Empire
>not corrupt as fuck
60km in length or width?
Both
1000 meters = 0.6 miles
Both
It's supremacy in measurements is beyond supremacy
hahahah
60km girth.
>turns out it's Padme that's Supreme Leader Snoke
Now this is a tweeest I can get behind
Volume
In duration
It's how long it takes to do a Kessel Run
>the white Supremacy gets blown up by the diverse resistance
8km = 5m
>Mega-class
Did they even try? This is kindergarden tier.
Let's be fair here, their new Death Star destroyed like 7 planets. Plus, the Republic is just so incompetent they make the Empire look decent by comparison.
Also, we never see any corruption in the OT while in the prequels it's talked about all the time how corrupt the senate is.
Also, keep in mind that it was the Jedi who tried to kill Palpatine on flimsy evidence at best while completely ignoring the proper channels to handle something like that.
>a trumpion class ship
well it could have been 14.88 km long
They didn't try to kill him, they tried to arrest him, then he revealed himself as a Sith and started a fight.
555.4 Trillion km
>they didn't try to kill him
Windu insisted though that there should be no trial. And don't they have a police force to deal with that? Can the Jedi just go around making arrests as they please?
>when hitler makes such an impact on the world
>that it's based upon a ancestral futuristic galaxy
Really bakes my almonds
The use of the term "stormtroopers" from the first movie made by a Jewish director... I think the Empire were very much a Nazi analogue. There were also aspects of Rome, the whole Republic becoming an Empire thing with a big, increasingly-impotent Senate, but there was DEFINITELY supposed to be a Nazi feel.
I don't want there to be specifically anti-Trump bullshit in Star Wars because, for all we know, he might be impeached by Christmas. He might also reign for two terms and try to figure out a way to stay longer because the constitution is meaningless to him and he's an egotistical psychopath. Who knows? The point is that the latter might deserve an inclusion in some representative form in long-term pop culture but the former sure as hell doesn't.
Windu is not "the Jedi" he is just A jedi.
His mandate was to arrest him and bring him to trial. He disobeyed the Council.
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And that was after sheev murdered the three other jedi who came with windu.
Revan and the entire KotOR expanded universe were denied any form of canonicity, for this shit.
I FUCKING HATE JJ ABRAHMS
FUCKING JEW RUINED STAR TREK AND STAR WARS
NEVER MADE A SINGLE DECENT MOVIE OR SHOW
BECAME FAMOUS WITH LOST WHICH HAD TWO GOOD SEASONS AND THE REST WAS A STEAMING PILE OF SHIT
SCAM ARTIST
OVERRATED
MANCHILD
HACK
AND SUPER 8 IS NOT AN HOMAGE TO ET
IT'S A RIPOFF
Looks like Darth Jar Jar's back on the menu boys!
>tfw we'll get to see black trannies destroy the galactic führer doblarb drumborb's CIS-class mega-super-duper-giga cruiser "The Straight White" which is 88 million miles big with a single intergalactic tumblr post in episode 59213/a titled "Please buy Star Wars toys"
VERY COOL
Personally I find that very inspiring.
And Darth Plagueis? I shuppose that's off the table too?
KotOR was made at least partly canon in Star Wars: Rebels.
Reminder that the First Order is an equal opportunity employer.
PoC, talk to a recruiter, today!
>nazi plane
Literally an american aircraft in pic related
What? Where are you getting any of this from the image? The new Star Wars doesn't have anything representative of Trump, besides the vague inclusion of bad leadership.
>its just 2 regular destroyers back to back
>he's never heard of the phrase 'air supremacy'
>Snoke basing his ship on a meme robot
>Steal the aircraft
>Claim it as your own
Just nigger things
>meme bot
You take that back motherfucker
what have i become
my dearest friend
everyone i know goes away
in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of dirt
i will let you down
i will make
you
hurt
Maybe if a director was trying to make Star Wars kino you'd have a point. This shit is just a cynical ripoff of The Emperor, Darth Vader, and Luke Skywalker. Very boring and very easy to hate. Do you Mouseketeers truly in your heart of hearts want Star Wars to be lesser than what George Lucas attempted?
Well the Republic leading up the Empire sucked ass, so yeah not a major loss.
The ideal era in the galaxy was before the core escaped out and humans began colonizing and before the creation of the Force religions
>air
>in space
Try harder
yeah because THATS the phrase that comes to mind these days, isnt it? you just can't stop hearing about air supremacy 24/7
What about Lando and Boba Fett?
>60km length
HOW FUCKING COLOSSAL IS THE WINGSPAN? 240 KM?
JESUS THIS IS RETARDED IN SO MANY LEVELS.
>Lando
>bad
Why did only whites start World Wars?
>It is, irrefutably, going to be an Empire remake
How does this make you feel? Are you surprised?
The thing is tho everyone has been trying to remake empire over 30 years now
An ain't nobody been able to accomplish it
It's air SUPERIORITY you dumb nigger
Not mad, just sad
>japanese
>pearl harbor
>white
what did he mean by this
Not the same thing, idiot
en.wikipedia.org
KILL ALL WHITE MALES
>the japanese started WW2
American education everyone
You are sad and desperate
Gas yourself kike
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certainly escalated it into one. It becomes a world war when america gets involved. We are the world. You are everything else.
>nearest toilet is 5 kilometers from you
You're just Israel's attack dog
Post the (you)s you autistic bitch
How desperate can you be to try to samefag this thread? Just go back to reddi† already, my smooth-brained friend
Oy vey!
The leaker was absolutely right about everything, holy shit.
He said Snooki flied around in a delta wing ship
Link to the leak? Or caps?
I ignore it everytime and they always seem to come good.
Messa wuzza Kingsa
Mandatory.
>The empire was never the nazis or white supremacists
What the literal shit, user. The Empire has always explicitly been those things.
Being stylish dressers with snappy comebacks didn't make them morally gray, the whole fucking point is that reprehensible ideology uses those to make itself look cool and if you twiddle your thumbs instead of opposing it you wind up in a totalitarian facist regime with the bad guys in charge.