Things you won't hear Muslims say

Things you won't hear Muslims say

I'll drink to that.

We should assimilate

I respect your opinion

I didn't rape a woman today

Islam has serious flaws because it is a violent ideology that will only cause a decline in the west.

Mohammad was a pedophile.

Islam needs a reformation.

Could I get bacon on that Cheeseburger?

bring home the bacon.

I wont fuck that goat today

I don't fuck goats

Let's go get some Mongolian barbecue.

You said yes right?

Let's leave thone Christians alone

Let's leave those Christians alone

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seriously guys, lets not be terrorist.

This just doesn't seem like a grand enough event to warrant exploding

have u heard of taqqiya?

there is nothing a muslim dog wont say

deception is a major tenant in their death cult

"I think there is plenty of room for plenty of different religions! Please come to our home country of Dumbfuckistan and make yourself at home!.. and bring your Bibles!"

Christian Refugees Welcome!

I am a rational human being and have no quarrel with you.

I let my wife wear whatever she wants

>"I love watching Epic Meal Time"

Honey, I'll be back soon.

>I denounce hamas and hezbollah as terrorist groups

I accept and respect all the other religions in other countries that I immigrate to.

>"wow, those white trump supporters on that internet message board really gave a well-reasoned and articulate criticism of islam that was entirely rooted in facts and did not resort to namecalling, quran-cherrypicking, or straight up horseshit at any point!"

i can guarantee no muslim has ever been heard saying these words

No my dear wife, don't worry about the hijab today, and you can drive.

You're right, my country needs me.

Thank you wife. I truly respect your opinion.

Isnt she too young?

>assuming we're white
Not as progressive as you think you are m8. Also
>Qu'ran cherry picking
t. Never read the Qu'ran