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First for stop making generals

HOW CAN THERE BE WAR CRIMES WHEN THERE WASN'T A WAR!?

>It's a dueling generals episode

Look, pal, why don't you do me a favour. Take yourself and your holier than thou attitude and get out of my life.

Siddig El Tahir El Fadil El Siddig Abderrahman Mohammed Ahmed Abdel Karim El Mahdi is a handsome man

>Too many queers edition

ftfy

Say that to my scales in person not online and see what happens.

Y-you're not me! Constable scan the entire thread for Changelings. Everyone line up for blood screenings.

Best girls:
Seven > B'elanna > Jadzia > Kira > Ezri > Keiko > Troi > long haired Kes > Pickard's gf > T'pol

Best bois:

Julian Bashir > Fat Riker with Beard > Data > Weyoun IV > Damar > Trip > Normal weight Riker with Beard > Tom Paris > Weyoun V

Keevan a shit.

Ah, just a test, my dear madam. Wanted to make sure your senses haven't DULLED over the years.

why are there two /trek/-threads?

dueling queers

Captain, I recommend a full spread of photon torpedoes aimed at enemy thread.

Keiko not worst girl

user that is just wrong and you know it

I just watched The captains and it was pretty decent.

Anyone else agree or are you all gonna call me a pleb?

Lieutenant Barlcay was our guy
>holodeck tough guy
>beta irl
>knows computers very well
>probably posts on subspace chans
>mercilessly bullied by senior staff

Don't forget he also became an autismo super genius later on. And he programmed hookers for Lil' Worf's western holodeck adventure.

But there is fat Riker fic in that thread

>Sir, We're noticing a large object falling through the enemy vessel

>RIKER!

But this thread was made first. That thread is an abomination, and the Riker fic would be in this thread if that OP hadn't failed at life.

The thread with the most trek gifs gets my vote.

"Ensign, I've got a job for you!"

You followed Commander Riker to his quarters. "You want me to... feed you dinner while you go over some data on your computer?"

He looked serious. "That's an order, ensign!" he said sternly before relaxing into that familiar warm smile of his.

Was it you, or did he look... uh, heftier than usual? You examined his body from bottom to top. His pants looked tight on his thicker thighs and big womanish ass. His plump gut, which had absorbed most of the extra weight, hung over his waistband and threatened to burst out of his shirt at any moment. His face looked fuller and you were pretty sure his beard hid a double chin. You thought the weight didn't look bad on him, proportioned well over his already bulky frame.

You sat down next to him at his desk and began popping chicken nuggets into his mouth one by one. He was too engrossed in his work to look at you, but he let out an occasional moan of pleasure. After having devoured the entire 50 piece nugget meal, including a large fry, he opened his mouth expectantly before looking at you.

"Oh, is that all? OK, dismissed. Nice work, ensign."

Affirmative Action
And I forgot to link this thread to the old one so another faggot made the other.

1969
>Gene sits alone in his office, his farewell blowjob from Nichelle still drying on his lap
>He pours another drink and absently wonders if he can get away with killing Lucille Ball and her jew lawyers
>There's a knock on the office door
>"Go away, we're cancelled."
>Diana Muldaur opens the door. "It's me, Gene."
>Oh fuck, thinks Gene, that's ALL I need. "Hey, Di. How's life?"
>"I'm pregnant, Gene."
>"FUCK!" Gene screams as he throws his glass at the wall. "It never rains but it fucking pours! How much do you need?"
>"I'm not here for money, Gene! I love you! I want us to raise this baby together!"
>"Hahahaha! Oh shit, you're outta your mind, baby! My wife will take my kids away and I'll lose everything! You sound like Majel, for fuck's sake!"
>"Majel?"
>"Here. My last $20. Go get it cut out of you and leave me the fuck alone."
>Sobbing, Diane flees from the studio and the incredibly homely man with the tongue of silver and the dick of steel. She doesn't stop running until she's out of the Desilu parking lot, and then she breaks down crying.
>"I'll show you, you cocksucker!" she screams at a palm tree. "You haven't heard the last of me!"

1988
>Gene's in his office, pouring another drink, his greeting blowjob from Marina drying on his lap
>There's a knock at the door
>"Can't get enough, eh?" he says, smiling
>The door opens, and his smile becomes a grimace
>"Hello, Diane. What can I do for you?"
>"Well, Gene, I guess the question is what I can do for YOU."
>"Huh?"
>"I hear you're married to Majel Barrett, these days. Brand new successful show and everything."
>"Get to the point, dammit!"
>"It would be a shame if Majel and the tabloids found out you once fucked a young starlet and got her pregnant, wouldn't it?"
>"You got some balls, Di. Alright, how much do you want to keep your yap shut?"
>"I want a role. A steady role."
>"Well, I can make some calls–"
>"On Star Trek, Gene."
>"You are outta your curly fuckin' head, Di!"
>"Would you like to see some pictures? She was born mentally handicapped, but the home I put her in manages to keep her diapers changed regula–"
>"FINE! You can be… um, I don't think we have a comm officer, so…"
>"I was a doctor before. I want to be a doctor again."
>"Well, I guess you–"
>"I want McFadden's job, Gene."
>"Hold that thought."
>*dials number to Gates' trailer*
>"Hello?"
>"Gates! Baby! It's Gene!"
>"Oh. Hey, Gene."
>"Gates, will you take it up the ass or not?"
>"NOT!"
>"You're fired."
>hangs up
>"Happy, Di? Take this and go to Wardrobe. Go on, take it and get the fuck outta my sight."

1989
>"Hey! Di! Come sit down and talk with Geney!"
>"What's up, Gene? You know we're filming the season ender!"
>"Di, I just wanted to let you know that you're fired."
>"WHAT?!"
>"Sorry, but Gates finally relented and gave up the balloon knot. That's showbiz."
>"Wh-why, I'm going straight to Entertainment Tonight to tell them–"
>"Tell them what, Diane? That you have a mutant daughter by way of the Great Bird of the Galaxy? I think you'll find that hard to prove. For one thing, I've spent the last month spending money and having birth and medical records destroyed. For another, I think you'll find that, uh, Daughter was picked up by her 'mother' yesterday from the home and they haven't been seen since."
>"What?! How could you–?"
>"Spiner in a wig. He can tuck like you wouldn't believe."
>"Gene, you… you can't–"
>"Ah! Here's security now! Gentlemen, this woman has lost her composure. Please escort her off the premises."
>"Let's go, lady."
>"Gene! GENE!"

1991
>The stroke had destroyed critical parts of Gene's brain. The long, long nights of writing under the influence of stimulants and amphetamines had finally caught up with him
>The priest had administered the last rites
>Majel had gummed her way through the last blowjob, which lay drying on the picture of Diana Muldaur, where he'd ordered her to spit it.
>Majel checked the line on his IV tube, kissed Gene on the forehead, and quietly retired to the bedroom they used to share.
>Gene was just drifting off when the massive amounts of hair in his ears pricked up.
>Someone was opening the window!
>"Gene, please tell me that yellow stuff on my photo is mayonnaise."
>"D-d-d-d–"
>"Diane, yes. Well, I bet you didn't expect to see me again, did you?"
>"N-nuh-n-n–"
>"Geney-weenie, what HAS become of you?" Diane seated herself on the hospital bed, "I guess no one lives forever. Not even the 'Great Bird of the Galaxy.'"
>"W-w-w–"
>"Why am I here? Well, let's just say that dear old Brent is a bit of a softy. He pulled a 'Snow White' and had the props department knock up a replica of our daughter's severed head in a jar. You have to admit, that's a lot more clever than a boar's heart in a box."
>"SPI–SPINE–"
>"Settle down, Gene, she's fine, thanks for asking. Brent waited until he was sure the coast was clear, and then he moved her out of state to a better facility in Nevada. She calls him Uncle Daytah when he visits her. Did you know that she can write her name, now?"
>"Wh-wh–"
>"'What's her name?' Is THAT what you were going to ask, Gene?"
>"Pl-please, D-d-d–"
>"I named her after her father: Asshole! Ha! Gotcha! No, her name is really none of your business, Gene. You made sure of that when you flung that twenty at me and kicked me out."
>"…"

con't
>"Why am I here? To say goodbye, of course! Though not with your customary fellatio, I'm afraid. You'll have to see if Majel will allow the Greek whore to come up for one more suckle of that withered salami of yours."
>"…"
>"You know, Gene, I always did enjoy playing doctors. I don't know why. I'm doing great on L.A. Law right now, but being a lawyer just isn't as good as being a doctor."
>Diana pulled a small black leather bag out of the pocket of her ninja suit. From it she removed a small bottle full of a clear liquid and a syringe. Pulling the cap off the syringe, she filled it with the liquid.
>"Yessir, I sure did enjoy being a doctor."
>She inserted the tip of the needle into Gene's IV tube, but didn't depress the plunger
>"Do you believe in Heaven, Gene?" she asked, smiling gently and staring through him
>"D-Diane…puh-puhlease d-dont–!"
>"I do. I might not get to go there after what I'm about to do, but I've decided I can live with that. I've saved them all up, you see. Each and every tear you've caused me. Well, not EACH and every tear, but quite a lot of them. They're in this syringe, now, Gene. Just more salty water, really, mixing with the rest of the saline…"
>She pushed the plunger all the way home
>"…and a tiny hint of bleach."
>By the time Majel reached the room, Gene had already stopped screaming
>It wasn't until after the ambulance had gone that Majel realized the window was open a crack
>Wedged under it was what appeared to be a small child's drawing of a woman and a girl
>Printed in shaky block letters was one word: J EA N

:(

*teleports fetus into your womb*

nothin personnel....

Idk what's more disturbing, that green text or

Awful. Truly awful. Your story sucks. Lucille Ball was the one who greenlit Star Trek and fought to keep it going even though it was losing money. Gene couldn't thank her enough. In any case, she was no longer involved by the time that Star Trek was canceled. In fact, Desilu didn't even exist anymore in 1969, so there's no way in hell that your inclusion of Desilu makes sense. Read a book.

If you can't be historically accurate then why even bother? What next, you'll run a Vegas holoprogram where everyone is welcome?

Footfags are the worst

>the same response as last time
kek. nice, user.

Do you agree that Mulgrew and Brooks are both mentally ill?

I've heard things abotu Brooks being weird, but what's the complaints about Mulgrew?

>I've heard things abotu Brooks being weird, but what's the complaints about Mulgrew?

We're talking about "The Captains". Did you even watch the documentary?

"There were days when my kids were suffering, and, you know, you can't walk off a set... so the preoccupation with your children's pain is enormous, and add to that eight pages of "techno-babble" that you've got to execute by 2:00 in the morning and you can't get to the phone because they don't let you... It's... it's... it's very hard... You know, in retrospect, you know, I mean, you could do it that way... Say, oh, I should have done this as opposed... I mean, who knows? I mean, so, so... so I hold fast to what I've chosen to do and I'm not apologizing for that, but the attendant toll taken on family and all of that, it's... That's it."

Shitty Mom Mulgrew

oh, just the family stuff. I've read about that, but I misunderstood and thought the guy meant just general weirdness.

get nude for me

Post more bajoran hotties

umm, sweetie, I think you meant to say Cardassian cuties

Even spoonies prefer bajoran poon.

>Dukat fucked Kira's mother
>also wants to fuck Kira herself
absolute madman

Dukat always had high hopes for the Bajorans (so long as he could get his scaly prick wet)

>someone brings back one thread
>you bring back the other

Why cunt?

best girl.

I'm not in the other thread but someone over there said that thread was kill and to go to this one.
Just delete your thread or have the guy who started this one delete his.

you can't delete threads, and I made neither

Well why are you upset at me? And why are you still bumping this thread? Why do you care?

Having multiple threads makes me tense, it's Sup Forums PTSD

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>user, on the island
>user, when the thread died

Garak and Ziyal, upon the turbolift

>playing com expansion
>realize it has TNG voices
kewl

>de Lancie
>Frakes
>Dorn
>Sirtis

Will say anything if you put a mic and some money in front of them. It's like a compulsion

youtube.com/watch?v=Jkinv1Ew3eI
eat shit slimo

>should start with the movies

hmm...that's an interesting idea

what about tasha yar and /our guy/

Clearly whoever was making it basically said "here's some money - get as many of them as you can. Not Patrick Stewart, I'll take care of him, but get the rest"

Obviously his attempt to woo PT with his impressive dildo collection failed

>its a "Bashir takes the captain's son into an active warzone and causes Jake to have PTSD and nearly die" episode

Jake was a little bitch, he needed to harden the fuck up and an insane dying spess marine was exactly the person to teach him that lesson

>my feet hurt
>i don't want to be here
>vaginas are gross
>i wonder if dr bashir actually wore that racquetball outfit i made him
>my dad didn't love me

Him being Tain's actual son was retarded

>it's a "every character is blasé about their regular run ins with death to the point that sisko mostly just finds jadzia's untimely death to be an inconvenience during his spirit quest" show

>Although Alexander Siddig enjoyed this episode, he was disappointed that nothing came of the relationship between Bashir and Jake. (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Companion)

>Siddig elaborated "I really like the relationship with Jake. There's potential for a terrific relationship there. He needs an older brother and Bashir is perfect for that". ("Time for a Changeling", Dreamwatch magazine, issue 36)

Why is he such a gay predator?

I mean I'd say chronologically but the movies on average are better than your average TOS episode

I thought him being the bastard of a spymaster who considered sentiment a weakness and was part of the reason why he was exiled was great and fleshed out some of the intrigue that was his character.

show us some skin sexy

wouldn't Cardassians be more sensible allies to the Federation than the Klingons? Klingons are just all about conquering people and generally being dickheads. They probably pulled a Bajor on way more planets than us virtuous Cardies ever did.

wow cool opinion man thanks for sharing :)

How many Guls do you think she fucked to survive the occupation?

choose your words carefully big guy, this is my wife you're talking about

It's like the British and the French. Yes the French are a barbarian warlike people, but their long shared history counts for a lot and is why they keep working with them, despite the Germans (Cardies) making more sense on paper

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Imagine being Miles O'Brien on that station and having to be all like "damn, Deep Space 9, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your dull grey corridors and horrific architecture. I would totally perform maintenance on you, both my mirror universe counterpart and the real me." when all he really wants to do is serve on Starfleet's flagship in the transporter room. Like seriously imagine having to be O'Brien and not only work overtime while Deep Space 9 flaunts its disgusting consoles in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing the poor cable management and rusty flux capacitors, and just sit there, day after day, hour after hour, while it breaks down even further. Not only having to tolerate the monstrous fucking promenade but its good reputation as everyone on station says its STILL GOT IT and DAMN, DEEP SPACE 9 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch its self-sealing stem bolts contort into types of trash you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been maintaining nothing but a healthy diet of transporters and flagships and later alleged cloaking devices for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies on Earth. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the rust that's breaking out on its dented hull as it is sucked in by the vacuum of space, your colleagues smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in its "statuesque (for that is what they call it)" beauty, the beauty the Cardassians worked so hard for with Bajoran slave workers in the previous years. And then the commander calls for another maintenance check, and you know you could kill every single person on this station before Odo could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking O'Brien. You're not going to lose your future Starfleet Academy career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

that shot is in the same scene as this one

She is encouraging Miles to become attracted to Kira, because she knows he's too honorable and will give himself blue balls before he cheats

Keiko was a sociopath long before she was a Pah Wraith

>Klingons are just all about conquering people
actualy no, they are just all about fighting, they're more like the orks from 40k in that regard plus they're mostly straightforward when it's come to diplomacy so the feds know what to expect from them, while the cardies are devious and way more xenophobic toward other species, they're like the romulans but with scales

What did Klingons do when they conquered worlds? Just wail on the local nerds?

take the important resources and leave the locals destitute.

If they paid their taxes and fought in honorable combat, then they were basically left to get on with their shit. They left a Governer from a well respected house and a small army there to keep order but that's about it

Unlike the fucking Ferengi who tricked systems into debt bondage and enslaved them

Should I start Voyager?

O'Brien needed to show more cracks and have less craic

yes.

People give it a hard time, but it's generally not bad, just bland

if you've exhausted every star trek stuff before, then yeah but don't get to much expectation out of it

>LISTEN HERE YOU BIG EARED FUCK, IF I EVER FIND OUT THAT YOU CROSS ME AGAIN, I'LL RIP YOUR EARS OFF AND SELL THEM TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER

jesus christ captain

>quark didn't have to pay maintenance or rent and he was still barely keeping his lobes above water

He really was a shit Ferengi, wasn't he

>you will never walk in on Will Riker wearing a stretched out t-shirt from his starfleet academy years that barely covers his bellybutton and strains itself over the swell of pale plump flesh that hangs just over the waistband of his sweatpants

Why even live bros?

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stop

>stormfront

subtle lol

If she a tailor she a thot

>You will never walk in on Riker during one of his late night snack binges at Ten Forward

>we will never get a Starship Troopers Starfleet Edition movie with grizzled Space Mareens like this badass guy.

>DAMN, DEEP SPACE 9 LOOKS LIKE *THAT*??
LOL

We (and Picard) couldn't see it, but these two were fighting an epic battle of wills during this scene.

Subspace explosions, mass extinctions, lazer storns that consumed entire galaxies, shit was intense

But only space wizards could see it

Could Barclay see it?

Just finished the first season of TOS what did I think of it?

It's retroactively what caused Barclay to be a sperg