Happy Harry Potter day!!

Today's is September 1st 2017, the llast day of Harry Potter, which he sent his son to Hogwarts!

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Or perhaps he should send him to different franchise, instead of him being part of the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

fuck you you already posted in another potter thread you shithead. it was supposed to be my turn this time

Fuck off.

>Atlas Shrugged
Opinion disregarded.

Here is the epilogue scene of Harry Potter that takes place today, on Friday, September 1st, 2017.

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Based dullest poster
Based Atlas shrugged is in the wrong tier poster

This board is for adults and white males, tumblr

We need more Hermiones now that Voldemort is in office.

Fuck off with this imgur tier shit

who fucking cares goddamn

>yfw Ginnie is ugly as sin now

How will we celebrate the beginning of the cursed child saga?

>which he sent his son to Hogwarts!
And due to an apparently canonical play. That son becomes gay as hell.

>A FARRET. HE CHOSE A FUCKING FARRET.

The movies obviously took place later, there's a ton of shit in the muggle part of the movies that wasn't around in the early 90s.

The epilogue was one of the dumbest things she ever did in the books and the cursed child shows how she painted herself in a corner story wise, she obviously didn't plan on returning to the Potter universe.

By stealing tvs and drinking grape drank

you need to change the lead-in to fit the topic of the thread
fucking summerfags

but what about the Cursed Kid stage play where bellatrix's secret daughter ebony tries to resurrect edward cullen and hermione cheats on ron with harry's son

>and hermione cheats on ron with harry's son
It was at least Harry's son in Ron's body.

Happy numale day!

Take Lord of the Rings off that you piece of shit.

Liking anything and not being either a fat disgusting sack of shit or a Chad hitting the gym daily makes you a numale! Hah, got you, NUMALE! LMAO

how did they make them look so old?

its all in the nasal folds

Harry Potter is overall a pretty shitty franchise, but going to the cinema to watch the first movie with my mom was a great experience as a child. It just strikes me that those films captured a childlike wonder that can never be replicated again.

Tolkien's writings are the absolute antithesis of numaledom.
Hackson's films (inc. the original trilogy), however, fit there quite well.

Why is Wes Anderson in there?
All his films seem to be about men and men's struggles, especially fatherhood.
He also employs a very traditional/retrospective, very white-dominated style.

Thats what happens when you call your child Albus.

>fucking summerfags
but literally the theme of this thread is first day of school. summerfags are gone now

>marvel is on there but not dc
ya did good
but get wes anderson out of there he didnt do anything wrong

Wonder Women is on there.

No it's FORCE FRIDAY. Star Wars. Stop trying to steal our fire.

fuck that i only celebrate voldemort day