/got/

Sidhe made of Ice edition

first for the night queen

>He only wanted to bang Lyanna.

Bobby B posters confirmed for showfags

LANCEL

MORE WINE, NOW

Why do I love Lucas Codd so much? It's pretty simple when I think about it. Lucas Codd isn't just the best character in the series, he might just be the greatest character of all time. Just imaging him raping through the Shield Islands, the wind in his hair, his mighty steed below him. As he rides through the hall at Lord Hewett's Town, the ladies swoon at his very scent. They know how he smells, the essence of his smell is sold in Pyke under the the name of "Codd Liver Oil." The very nature of Lucas Codd is mystery. could he be playing a deeper game than even his creator realizes? The answer is yes, he has transcended such boundaries as the written world, and has free will to do whatever he sees fit. However, Lucas Codd is filled with such guile, such arcane craft that he does not even use these powers. Why, you might ask? You will never know, for the mind of the Lucas Codd is not one that is easily penetrated. Lucas Codd is such a force of nature in his realm that nothing can truly touch him, the only thing keeping him bound to the page at all is his will to exist within the preordained boundaries of his world. Lucas Codd is not only beyond the comprehension of us, he exists within a plane of true focus and beauty. Observe his playful smile, his gorgeous and rippling biceps, his gallant nose, and most importantly, his eyes. His eyes, like pools of oil, provide the only glimpse into the true machinations of Lucas Codd. Do not stare into them. Many good men have gone mad in the attempt. Lucas Codd is not just a character, a formless collection of words and images, he is himself is the binding that holds the saga together. Without Lucas Codd, the entire series, the entire world of Westeros as we know it crumbles. The Trident would stop flowing without Lucas Codd, the Reach would become a desolate crater, and the Wall would melt without his frosty gaze. These are just of a few of the reasons why I like Lucas Codd so much.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

KINGSLAYER! GET IN HERE

no

FUCK MY WIFE BASED KINGSLAYER

More leaks, your grace?

STUPID BOY, ONE BRAIN AND NO BALLS

Azor Petyr

lancel sevenstar lannister gone to soon

BRING WINE YOUR KING COMMANDS IT

too pure for this world

Aaagh...

>killed Bobby
>cucked Jaime
>pure

>get interested in ASOIAF lore
>start reading about the remoter places on the map
>every single one is a hollow reference to lovecraft or some other story gurm is too much of a hack to dream up
he's shit at worldbuilding

Bobby bullied him and there's nothing wrong with helping your cousin-queen

so exactly what purpose did this scene serve

Queen of blood and semen

so people would stop asking what happened to nymeria

To tie up the loose end of what happened to Nymeria

KINGSLAYER, GET THE CUNT STRETCHER FOR THE QUEEN, NOW!!!

Foreshadowing

So they can throw away all the contact info of the people who own the wolves.

AAAAGHH...

please stop posting this

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Reminder that Cers 9/11-ing a church was the best moment in the show

noh

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threadly reminder jaime is the man on the left of the cave painting. just look at the right hand of the carving.

THIRD HEAD

that's a big sword

BIGGER

4u

aghhhh......ned........you have to aaaaAAAAaagghhhcct.................the seed is stroaaaaaaAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH

user save me...

aaaaghhh... TIITTSSS

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SANSAN
BRANBRAN WANT MILKIES
NOOOOOWWWWW

Tell me.. I get the shenshashion that shomething is off the table... can any of you fine men tell me what that might be?

Auntcest is best cest

BIGGGGEERRRR

Will Jaime approve?

Your chances at losing your virginity.

A fair trial aye shuppoze

your life, kid

>final scene of GOT
>whitewalkers are attacking Winterfell, people dying everywhere
>Jon Snow and Bran retreat to the crypts as the Night King comes
>Bran wargs into the Night King right next to the statue of Eddard
>"Jon...do it, for everyone to live I must die"
>"Don't feel bad Jon...at least I got to walk again"
>Jon and Night Bran hug one last time before he shoves Longclaw into his chest
>Night Bran shatters into a million pieces and the undead army dissolves
>Jon walks outside to the cheers of the army
>Gives speech about the world being saved
>100 years later
>1 old lady and 3 kids standing in front of the statues of Eddard and Jon Snow in the crypt
>"Grandma Arya, tell us again about the story of fire and ice"
>"No children, that one I've told too much"
>"Children, Let's go make a fire and I'll tell you about the story about the greatest Swordsman who ever lived"
>Fade to black
>Winterfell theme credits

i thought you went back to tumblr now that we're off season

AY CANOOT REPLEYCE YOOR HOOMES OR BRING YE DED BACK TE LIFE

FAT

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BIGGER

bran edition?!

>I'll tell you about the story about the greatest Swordsman who ever lived
Why would she tell them about Meryn Trant?

and who...............

PINK

ENHANCE

>and who
>are you?

10/10

better than anything d&d have done

Cast them

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAAAAH R'HOLLOR SAAAVEE MEEEEEEEE

BESSIEEEE

>this will never be me

t. ormund

im crying

>Jon and Night Bran hug one last time before he shoves Longclaw into his chest
>Bran says "aaaggh..."
>Night Bran shatters into a million pieces and the undead army dissolves
fixed

FROM HERE TO THERE
ALL BLACK AND BROWN AND COVERED IN HAIR
HE SMELLED THAT GIRL ON THE SUMMER AIR
THE BEAR THE BEAR
THE MAIDEN FAIR

If you didn't notice, Tumblr now controls the GoT story arcs... before it was "who do they kill off next?" Now it's "who do they 'ship next?" We are the new masters of /got/

A-and Harrenhal? I shappoze...*sobs*... t-that's off the table ash well?

I liked Jon being a bastard way more. Way more interesting and simple. A nobody doing great things.

Cast her, Reddit

So that Arya can have another Mary Sue moment next season.

She'll ride on her wolf into battle and slay wights and WWs left and right.

Qarl the Mad

>no dick
Disgusting

She pleasures the horses. All of them.

aghposting has kept under the radar for a while
could it be too abstract for reddit to understand?

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IT'S TREASON THEN

So? He was still a nobody when he did great things.

It was great because it got rid of a lot of garbage characters

mole town wench

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Daily reminder to Bow to the Threads Elder Chad, you shits!

So good, pure and wholesome

The wolf's name was Arya too?

the night king is totally going to kill ghost isn't he

We all knew this was coming for ages, otherwise Ned would have just told Jon who his mother was.

>Ive made it to the Arya chapter where Eddard is executed.

The new Queen lets you choose a castle after the great war in return of your great deeds. What do you choose?

Harrenhall

>STILL no good GoT game besides ck2 and warband mods

i wish it were you instead of him

the eyrie

Simpler times, when he still had his curly hair

That's what I'll be thinking when the zedword army starts offing the leftover main characters next season.

cast brans gf

none
>arya struggling to determine whether she will go to kings landing or winterfell
seems like a good time for some plot devices, maybe a long awaited reunion to shed some light on the further development of arya?
>No
>thats it im going to winterfell
>oh what up nymeria
>here to change my mind?
>no
>oh... so this scene serves no purpose?
>yup

BRAVO

Harrenhall