MANLINESS GENERAL

What was the last manly/dangerous thing you did?

I'll start: I singed my eyebrows while lighting a cigarette from the stove.

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I've had one hand halfway into the front of my pants all day.

My GF caught me looking at porn for the third time in a month and made me feel bad so I went to the other room and cried but when she asked why my face was red I said I had allergies she didn't know about

i didn't do shit all day and haven't for the past 2 weeks

that's about the manliest thing anyone can do tbqh

i dragged my sack across a rug covered in ground up crab shells, dipped it in isopropyl alcohol (93% mind you), and swim in the fucking ganges poo river

Sounds like you're ready to be a housewife

Got married.

Noice

I don't know if your joking or not but if your GF doesn't start sucking you off if she catches you looking at pr0nz then you two have a problem.

Me personally I had to wrestle a dog into making him stop feverishly licking his own ass then slobbering all over everything.

Moved my furniture up 2 flights of stairs without professional assistance.

today, i thought about getting a job for the first time in months, even browsed craigslist for 10 minutes

I fucked a married woman.

I masturbated in public once.

Been building what will become a woodshop with my dad for the last week

I went to the local football field and ran sprints today.

And I applied for a job

Bullying dogs is awesome

Work
>fucking faggots

Smoked a ciggy while riding a motorcycle with only a MAGA hat

It's weird how you come to a thread to post something specific and someone already claimed it

i felt guilty about things i've done in the past and didn't blame anyone but myself

You don't fucking understand how he practically eats his own ass then dirties my hand with his mouth after wards.

I read some Hemingway.

I ignored my bitch boss for two weeks straight and I'm typing up a letter of resignation right now.

>anything you want to say, Sup Forums?

you are supposed to use the toaster you fucking retard.

Is riding without a helmet legal in the US?

Hemingway is a fucking faggot cuck whose life was exaggerated.

Basically like a junior varsity Teddy Roosevelt

Ran and bungee jumped head first off a bridge.
Felt horrible and scary, but had a surge of confidence for days.

I got a career and my own apartment.

your dog probably has worms bro

nope.

>that's why it's so badass

I was fucking a chick in someone else's house. No telling where the toaster was.

Just changed a headlight on my truck was a pain in the ass but got her done

In some states yes, mine included. I ride with a helmet anyways though.

19 states require it, the other ones don't although they require you to be a certain age before you're allowed to do whatever.

Idk fired a gun for the first time. Felt great

I have a bitchin sweet ride that I drive everyday

Pushed and subtly grabbed a girls ass on the subway today. Stared at her companion

>I'll start: I singed my eyebrows while lighting a cigarette from the stove.
see pic related

>What was the last manly/dangerous thing you did?
I rode my motorcycle home from work.

That isn't manly. That's just stupid.

>93%
Was the other 7% juice from your vagina?

I out ran the cops late one night

Youre a retard you light in your hand when you light the ciggie on the stove

>I was fucking a chick in someone else's house. No telling where the toaster was.
lol
Did you check the kitchen?

>last manly/dangerous thing you did
I wakeboarded. Tried to do a jump and did a face plant instead.

I ate a pinecone as a dare. They said it couldn't be done, but I showed 'em.

>subtly
delete this

I jerked off and came hard all over my hand in a room next to people without getting discovered

Hemingway is probably our country's greatest writer, and all he wrote about was war, drinking, bull fighting, hunting and fishing. He was the ultimate man's man.
He would have skull fucked you for saying that.

i took a broom and snapped it on someones back

> manly
Yesterday I cut a ditch with a pair of shears, then I hoed a large flowerbed.

I like using a shears as it is hard work, I do this to get a workout.

> dangerous
I climbed a coastal mountain in strong gusty-gales by myself earlier this month, literally nearly shat myself at the top.

When I started, blue skies and sun, as a I approached the summit I had to scramble then the weather turned on me.

Not very manly, seeing that women do this also.

Protip; just hold the cig in the flame for a sec and then puff it. No need to get your face near the flame.

I also painted a house today.

He was also a writer.

which means he spent most of his time fantasizing about shit and exaggerating it.

Gonzo did the same thing; eccentric, maybe crazy, lots of stunts, but not nearly as much daring do as reported.

>I also painted a house today.
If I had more money I would be a workaholic.

i got black out drunk and grabbed some nigger's girlfriend's ass (friends told me the story after I woke up).

>I also painted a house today.
noice

Was on a 45 minute high speed chase where some fuck in a huge truck tried running us off the road multiple times.

Most recently? Held my bitch down and pulled her hair while taking her from behind. Shit was so cash.

Some van driver pulled infront of me and blocked me, tried getting through but scratched my car.

Walk back into the shop, call him a fucking prick, go out, key his van top to bottom

he comes out with one guy "what are you gonna fuckin do about it?"

they back off

feels good

>Yesterday I cut a ditch with a pair of shears,
So which word is it that doesn't work quite the same way in American English as Irish English?
Cut, ditch, or shears?

what did they do?

I jacked off on my girlfriends face in broad daylight under a roadbridge

>frustrated by wimpy bar-scene lifestyle everyone I knew was living
>bought a 1965 Impala that was falling apart with all the money I have and no experience fixing cars
>buy it with intention of moving to a new city in it 2 months after I bought it
>go absolutely bonkers fixing it, car is only functional 25% of the time I'm working on it, have to drive it in and out of shop each day I work on it, crash it into fences several times because no brakes
>as soon as I fix something, something else breaks
>everyone's telling me I shouldn't try driving 1100 miles in it
>first time on the highway is the first day of the trip
>car overheating a bunch, have to stop every 30 minutes or so
>make it 1100 miles
>5 miles from new place, tire explodes, emergency brake didn't fully release from the last stop and dragged slightly 45 minutes straight
>tire catches fire from red hot drum
>fire gets big
>almost 3 months later I'm still fixing it
Now even people I've never met say I'm a fucking lunatic and have balls of steel. Most people won't know the feeling of being known as the resident badass that doesn't give a shit and follows their dreams, but I will.

I'm not American you stupid faggot.

22, '5"9, 150 lbs.
Favorite drinks are IPA and Stouts & Bourbon, ride an Indian Scout, drive a manual, am never found without a fold-able knife on me, have a beard, (use shavette to keep it neat).
Gotta compensate real hard because I work an office job.

I cried for only 3 hours about that feel when no gf

lol, who took the picture?

Niglet tried to mess with me by stand ing in front of the door of a restaurant as I was leaving, but I shoved him and spat on his face

...

>resident badass

more like dumbass.

Great writers write about what they know.
Both The Sun Also Rises and A Farewell to Arms are truly roman à clef, and For Whom the Bell Tolls was heavily influenced by Hemingway's time in the Spanish Civil war. A Moveable Feast is an autobiographical account of Hemingway's time living in Paris.

I did, as we were waiting for the firetruck

Regularly been working out, squats, cardio, running, all that

where'd you get the car, a demolition derby?

Took a hammer to my ex-boss's truck window.
No repercussions.

Held the back of my girlfriends head and fucked her mouth.

She always rubs her clit when I do. Its super sexy.

Also if you want this dont ask. Just grab the back of her head when shes blowing you and start fucking.

>I'm not American
Yes but I on the other hand am an American, so "cutting a ditch" with shears doesn't make much sense to me as a sentence, since in my experience "shears" means scissors, "cut" means to divide with a sharp tool, and "ditch" means a narrow channel dug in the ground.

So rather than assume you were a lunatic who spent his day yesterday using a pair of scissors to laboriously cut a trench in the earth, I assumed that maybe some of the words you were using are used differently in Ireland than they are in America.

I just finished THE BEAST Spartan Run on Saturday.

I cleaned some rusted porous metal with my bare fingers, they got nanocuts all over, they were swollen and dripping blood/plasma out of the pores. Bathed them in alcohol, put on some makeshift "clean" bandage held together with tape and went to sleep. No tetanus.

>ride an Indian Scout
Nice.

I was at the fireworks and me and my family were sitting there and some group of like 10-14 year old half breed/white trash kids were throwing pebbles and hit my dad and he said "hey" and to knock it off and they threw another one a few mins later and he went to talk to them. I didn't know what was happening until he was already there so i got up fast and walked fast over to them and looked them in their face and said "stop throwing rocks. It's done" they didn't throw any more rocks.

Also some guy was mouthing off to another guy about how slow I was ringing up his food at work so I stared him into his eyes until he looked down to the floor like a cuck. He thought he was tough before that. He was like 40. I'm 23 and a skinnyfat manlet

> Being a degenerate animal
> manly

You are literally trying to penetrate the world with your actual penis, this is low, well you know what they say, "LOWER NEEDS FOR LOWER BREEDS"

What'd you shoot?

I carved the word "LOSER" into my arm during a nervous breakdown one time.

I went out to a bar with my girlfriend at the time, brought home another chick and fucked the shit out of both of them. Woke up with a nude woman on both sides of me. Felt pretty good.

Ate an entire footlong from subway. Also drove myself to work in my mums car with a hello kitty sticker on the rear window.

From a West Texas couple who got too old to fix it up themselves. Pic is the pic the woman sent several weeks after I bought it asking if she could buy the car back

If this was a competition, you would lose

I busted my ass on the construction site, carrying heavy shit, slinging my tools around, gettin' shit done.

I drove a bulldozer.

i did some deadlifts

Says the peasant nigger from Ireland.

We enslaved you guys for a reason you know...

Gas the kikes, race war naow!

I shot an F class comp the other day. I lifted weights this morning. Afterwards i ate 3 eggs.

3 mother fuckers. You cant call yourself a man if you eat less than 2 eggs.

WE

>You cant call yourself a man if you eat less than 2 eggs.


I fertilized yo momma's eggs.

i made a nigger at starbucks give me a free drink
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>mfw making a 5 egg post workout omelette

Keying anyones vehicle is nigger tier behaviour.

This cunt knows whats up.

hope you die :^)

Scheduled an appointment with a therapist.
Laid in bed all day.
Sat in my gaming chair all day like a man-child browsing Sup Forums on a tablet.
Drinking water from an old Gatorade plastic bottle with xeno-estrogens.
Pic related.

Are you transitioning?

>those slim, milky legs
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>those legs

do some fucking squats bitch