Why do hollywood kikes hate sexy women?

Why do hollywood kikes hate sexy women?

they'll just throw a decent bra on when she's wearing normal clothes.

will they put an extra bra on her non-existing "hips" too? :^)

What a missed opportunity.

seeing sexy people makes you want to fuck

and fucking makes babies

imagine her raping your bum! in a movie

oh boy

she has a pretty face and kinda fits Lara, but god damn what a fridge she is

>when you have smaller titties than the average american man

This a new fridge commercial?

oh god jesus christ almighty!

Because Hollywood is full of pedos.
The would probably prefer to cast little boys in the roles, but for now they have content with next closest thing.

>she has a pretty face
um.. no sweetie
>fits Lara
hell nah nigga

Because attractive and sensual women are sexist

she said she quit acting

well maggie from TWD would be a perfect Lara.
Shame she isn't 5 years or so younger. If they are planning sequels she would be getting too old

what kino is this?

she is the opposite of a fridge you flaming homo

>well maggie from TWD would be a perfect Lara.
as much as I fucking hate her, she'd be better than the plank in OP. but then again. literally any non-fridge would be better

replying to the wrong post there, you newfag

>as much as I fucking hate her

Why?

her dumbass way of talking. also her dumb fucking "accent" in TWD.

>every sound she makes
>she has to open her mouth to the maximum while she forces her shitty accent out
please tell me you've noticed too

>change character's looks to a more obtainable/common body and look
>still miscast her anyway

>implying action heroes need to look more obtainable or common in the first place

well she's faking American accent. Same thing with Rick.
As lara she would speak regular bonglish. She would be perfect for the role

>implying implying

true, but even in her own accent, she opens her mouth too fucking wide while talking.

still 1000000x better than the tranny twink in OP

She's half British at least. Would make a good older Lara, as would Beckinsale imo.

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isn't this racist?

beckinsale is too posh. Lauren looks awesome when all messed up in mud, sweaty etc. That's exactly what you need for a good nuLara

fuck off autistic cuck

>isn't this racist?
why? looking italian?

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gosh she could crush my rib cage with those thighs

pls don't bully me

>87175842
I alway bully you and you keep posting that aids-tranny. no (You) 4u anymore.

Because kikesses are ugly without plastic surgery

yes!

delete

Does she shave the hair down there for air-o-dynamics?

A-am I fit in g-guys?

>when retards don't know what memes mean

Whoa, Lara looks like THAT?

Sup Forums why are you so fucking mad all the time? Who even gives a fuck about Lara anymore?

jesus christ

thank you for the free (You) my friend :3c

So fucking ugly

>isn't this racist?
Eat more dicks

air-o-dynamics.. in the water/??

She's much too white looking. Would never fly in today's climate.

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yeah

alicia's body is perfection. loving the the flat chest.

shame about the face

air/water/gas = all fluid dynamics

who is this boy?

t. homosexual pedo

Head too boxxy and body doesn't really match Laura's.

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For whatever reason they wish to push androgynous women as 'sexy'. Hopefully this fad ends soon.

Because hollywood is run by pedophiles and faggots.

hmm

good lord lmao

the real question is what is happening to women to make them look like 12y boys well into their 20s

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Who in God's name is this

WHO IS THIS WOMAN

those are not the same you blind fool
chloe lamb

>pedowood
jesus the memes were true

Holy shit. That's literally a mans body wtf.

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How do I get a roastie of this magnitude to engage in sexual intercourse with me without the exchange of monetary funds?

be chad

or rape her

wow dude
are they really responsible? is this why everyone hates jewish people?

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BREHS

>calves thicker than thights

how

D R O P P E D

Be rich. You don't have to pay for shit, just make them think you will. By the time they figure it out you have a new sidepiece.

Or drugs. Drugs work too.

Made for sex/breeding

Yeah, she dropped him.

That dude needs a leg day. Actuall, make that a leg month.

Dat dere HGH gut too, and the canonball delts. Dude is on the gas big time

Kira should have been Lara

>beckinsale is too posh
Isn't Lara supposed to be posh? Sure, she gets down and dirty in tombs and shit, but she's a high class girl at the same time.

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Yes please.

What mode is this?

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But giving them money is the best part? That way you get to dehumanize them. Duh.

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