The actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead is given to you by a movie studio, along with a budget of $1 million dollars...

The actress Mary Elizabeth Winstead is given to you by a movie studio, along with a budget of $1 million dollars. What film do you set out to make with her?

My snuff movie, in where she'll peg me, step on my dick, kick my balls, pee on my face, spit in my mouth and once she's bored choke me to death

I get a gopro and stalk Riley her ex-husband, everywhere he goes we go and pretend we're a lovey dovey couple.
I call it Breaking Point

she larps as yakub and kills all the blackness in black people

A movie about slavery. Elizabeth plays a slaver who enslaves a man(played by me) for the sole purpose of licking her butthole clean after she returns from the gym, everyday.

Alien remake

I'd buy a cheap camera and film her spreading her butthole and farting, then spend the rest of the cash on blow.

A documentary exploring the long term effects on feet that are cummed on daily.

I'd probably just imax her butthole for 2 hours desu senpai

fuck my indie ass 2

My man

we'll make a porno movie and only use a fraction of the money

Into the Wild 2

Would hire Riley to direct it.

"MEW Takes My Nut In Every Hole" featuring Mary Elizabeth WInstead as MEW and my dick as Muh Dick.

>Miss Winstead, have you ever heard the term "braaap"?

I get Aubrey Plaza to co star in a parody of a typical Cinema/Showtime soft core porno.

>mew gets sold a cursed hot tub
>mew and AP are neighbors and gym buddies
>after a day at the gym. they decide to relax in MEWs hot tub
>which makes people in it incredibly horny.
>so they seek release in each other.

me rimming her for 2 hours

Porn movie. Me and her for like three scenes. Then with various other pornstars since with a million dollar budget I can buy any number of them to participate. Each scene set up would have a callback to a previous scene. Final scene will be a meta deconstruction which has been done numerous times before in those Fluffer porn movies but I'd have amateur Jewish writers make it into something watchable.

I'd dedicate the film to her ex and have an image of him and her on a nightstand somewhere in the background. A nightstand would be in each location where sex takes place. The children's play area of a public park, the campus of that High School I was expelled from, the beach, a gym and a back alley.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead plays herself trying to imitate Tom Hardy, who is listening to both his higher ups at the movie studio and a greasy, neck-bearded drooling director trying to explain his twisted film ideas.

Backdoor Sluts 9

I'd buy Sup Forums and turn the robot on for Sup Forums.

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For 1 mil? He's the only one cheap enough.

you're a big guy

sfasfsfasfsffasff

He made a good movie.

What a cuck

was she chick in yellow dress in Grindhouse Death Proof? hire quentin tarantino and make spin-off, telling story of her and that white car owner she was left with.

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it's about her taking revenge on me for cheating on her with another girl, the first 30 minutes of the film is her tracking me down and holding me at gunpoint and tying me up, the following 1 and a half hours are just her sitting on my face and finally suffocating me to death, the end

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>was she chick in yellow dress in Grindhouse Death Proof?
Why couldn't you fucking google this ahead of time? What the fuck is wrong with you?

The things I would do to her...

she should marry me on set ... but the whole procedure/ceremony would be run by real priest and contracts

a series of stuffing videos and an anthology of her weight gain, mostly her thighs and butt bursting out of her old clothes

replace her with Daisy Ridley

and replace Daisy with Felicity Jones

My personal porn flick.
Starring: Me and her
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Inside MEW, A Graphic Look

What's her foot game like?

take the money and ditch

Porn. With me as the male lead.

a sane man in an insane world

didn't realize there were any black people on Sup Forums

This to be entirely honest

I'm whiter than sour cream, buddy.

Kek

I'd call it Rebirth Of Riley. She'd be paid to watch as Riley fucks model after model until she eventually breaks down crying.

Facefarting porn
MEW gets $1 million salary

I'd hire myself as director and lead in our porno and hire Riley to hold the camera while I go to town on her.

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fuark

documentary about 30+ woman leaving her husband

Matt Stonie Biopic in which she eats just as much ass him, no stunt double

sex

I'd watch it

feature length cinematic episode of BLACKED

Yeah pretty much this

damn, young MEW was a qt

>all these shit tier fetishes

>would probably tell me to fuck myself if I offered her the entire million
>also have to make a movie with the money

wat do

3 hours of her spooning me

post your god-tier one

OP's pic isn't young MEW it's from this year

16k-quality video footage of her armpits

A film where she wears blue contacts so I don't have to look at her poop colored soulless eyes.

well, she sometimes look old then

any good shots of her knee-pits lads?

If you think that I'm resourceful enough to make a good film with just $1 million then you're fucking retarded.

Unless I get AT LEAST $20 million, I'm just going to spend $1000 on a DSLR and give the rest of the money to MEW so she can fuck me on camera.

Only $1 mil budget? Just pay her to fuck for a month desu

>16k-quality video footage of her HAIRY armpits
Fixed that for you.
Also, buying every available supplement to increase cum size, quantity, quality and fertile potential.

lol this guy looks so low test

>said that to my face

ur gay

2hr pov shot where mew plays my mommy

too cliche on Sup Forums

mommy stuff is like the most basic fetish next to feet

>mew's face when she browses this thread

he's exactly the kind of nu-male that was never into any sports at school but now is obsessed with MMA

probably make her watch me poop

fucking this

>canada leaf toque
cucked by the BCC again

>inb4 a bunch of lame ass posts about making a porn with her

You guys suck.

post your genius pitch then

It's 2 hours and a half oneshot close-up of her face while she's sitting in a sybian.

I call it Regard. Aiming for Cannes.

The greatest Facial Abuse video ever made.

All I'm saying is don't be a fucking hack.

Scott Pilgrim 2 with me playing Scott

thanks

Post more of that fine British ass, you fuck.

Can someone come photoshop her into Mew or Mew II

watch your language

Medea or Antigone

A porno.

say what you want, he'd still beat the shit out of you, you fucking mouth breather

I film myself inseminating her so she finally fucking bears children before she becomes infertile.
Gas the feminists, patriarchy now.

The Joy of Sex: The Movie!

Oh fugggg

would lick endlessly/10

Unironically a surreal jap style splatter horror with le psychological tweest ending

>100 posts
>ctrl-f "blacked"
>only 1 find
Is the meme finally over?