Be me

>be me
>in programming class today
>get paired up with someone to be my "pair programming" partner (it's this whole new programming fad)
>instructor is telling us how to use Telnet to access a Linux server so we can use Pico to write C in Linux
>Say "fuck that dude"
>Pull out my laptop
>Have Xubuntu installed on it
>"We can just use the terminal on my computer so we don't have to telnet and FTP bullshit around"
>Open it
>My Youtube homepage was left up
>All of my watched, watch again, and recommended videos are all Nat Soc, Holocaust Denial, Alex Jones, Hidden Secrets of Money, etc
>my partner saw all of it
>mfw

Shit Sup Forums , I have to work with this guy all semester. What do? Also, post times when you got yourself caught and if it was part of your plan.

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>Haha don't mind all that stuff man, my girlfriend's a bit of a nutcase.

Who cares lol

I liked the part where you're in the same class as your parents

>not having a second laptop for school
>letting youtube track your redpilled interests
>not clearing browser cache/history/etc

You like getting caught, don't you?

In all seriousness, it's probably not a big deal and he may not have noticed. Just focus on being a good partner and student. Programming is way too valuable to let something like this get in the way.

Nice shitposting, Ahmed, but C and C++ are still entirely relevant, please see:

gamedesigning.org/career/programming-languages/

I'm not in game design I just used it as an example, but the structured methodology of programming which is very well taught using C and C++ as a tool is fundamental to a wide breadth of programming concepts, and a lot of of the syntax is used in other languages.

Now, kindly fuck off. Germany is as bad as Canada these days.

>Implying your partner Rajeet is going to care.

I liked the part where you forgot to mention it was actually gay porn and not nat soc stuff.

I commented on a nazi meme page and my aunt commented to shame me.

Literally did not care

>Pico to write C
literally me

It feels like the right environment using such an old language, but I hate not being able to use the mouse

>he uses Pico

W-what should I be using? Nano?

>wake up
>get laptop, read news
>reading articles on pauline hanson causing rayciss mayhem in australia's senate
>tabs and tabs of it open
>get to class, open laptop, pauline hanson's voice rings out over the classroom
>errbody staring

people already suspect me of being a skinhead

wew

>using anything but vim
Fucking degenerates

Vi, obviously. Fuck Emacs.

I have no idea what half the words you used mean.

But why?

Who the fuck cares op, make a blog or something.

Vi/Vim is more powerful and customizable. Pico/Nano is fine as babby's first text editor but you'll outgrow it quickly, so it's a good idea to learn to use Vi sooner rather than later.

I opened it once and could never close it again, so I guess I'm stuck with it.

I'm using it only because my instructor requires it of me. Prior, I've used Bloodshed Dev C++.

I'm not even in programming. I'm in Web Dev but I have to take fucking structured programming which is taught with C++ and Object Oriented which is taught with Java.

not sure if hipster or autistic enough to become proficient with vi

But there are no classes yet

It's the second week of classes m8.

>not using Dr. Java

Don't use frikken pico / nano, that's like coding with a toothpick. There are lots of nice, free programming editors out there - look into 'atom' eg, anything really if you're on linux. Windows has nice ones too. (Atom even - I think it's cross-platform.) But the reason you want better, is syntax highlighting, automatic indentation, parentheses matching -- and if you got heavy, symbol completion. These things have syntaxes for all kinds of languages, including css, html, and of course the real languages.

>Be me University a couple months ago
>Took politics
>Was in SJW central class, every girl had tumblr
>Only somewhat redpilled guy was White African
>Become friends
>Constantly winning arguments against whole class on more mainstream things
>Have extreme leftist socialist professor spouting crap all year
>constantly suppressing what I want to say because I live in Britbongistan and shit can get me arrested
>Finish for summer
>Go clubbing with class to celebrate (degenerate but no one else is redpilled and I need some sort of friends and they all enjoy it)
>On new meds for health issue
>Don't realise they're not to be taken with alcohol
>Sperg mode activated
>Make biggest hardcore feminist cry
>tell wimpiest leftist cuck in my class the holocaust don't real
>continue chatting shit
>make reasonable arguments about Jews to my friends
>Some become redpilled
>make friends with half Asian guy by jokingly saying he's on our side in the coming race war

Life is good.

Are you sure it wasn't just alcohol user? Getting drunk makes me tend to spill my redpill spaghetti.

What meds are you on?

Yeah alcohol in general is basically autism juice but for me my meds made it worse...

They actually teach you to use Telnet/FTP instead of SSH?
Passwords get sent as unencrypted plain text. Snoop the wifi network to get all the passwords.

you're fucked

this is why you don't use the same laptop you use for everyday shit,for the chans of all places

like..what do you do if you accidentally get a cheese pizza?

When did people think it was acceptable to blog post here and when did so many newfags begin bumping this shit?

Fuck off nigger faggots.

>Lmao let me do exactly what I'm not told because I'm used to it

They literally have a class called "changing environments" that teaches you to get used to using what you're told. The teacher isn't going to grade you shit because he's just going to copy paste what you write in your app onto his and the transfer 100% won't compile.

My man with the Hitler dubs knows what's up
Never use school or work related equipment for anything porn or chan related
Actually don't use it for anything at all except work or school, seriously that's like rule number one when it comes to owning tech

The premises of this scare-shilling is that 4channers are as dumb as Hillary, and that we can be shamed by a society that rejected us long ago. With premises like that, how can you collect money from CTR and look at yourself in the mirror?

For future reference. Have two browsers. Use one for normie shit ( I use Chrome) and another for... ahem, everything else (I use iridium). Always browse youtube in icognito and stop it from displaying your favourites.

>be me

>open laptop during class

>suddenly common filth's deadpan fills the room

fml

Who cares m8
Keep frame and you can pull off anything

Tell him that if he ever tells anyone you'll kill him.
Nobody can find out Sup Forums exists, we are too far in and too deep undercover.
He's seen too much and knows too little, if you don't shut him up I will.

community college is a joke

"get into groups of 4"

FUCK YEAH, I get to do all the work for 3 other people again.