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Stormborn edition

Previously

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Azor Jaime.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little BOAR? I’ll have you know I was strong back then, and I’ve been involved with bessy (thank god for her), and I have over 300 stretchers. I am trained in hammer warfare and I carved his breastplate in. You are nothing to me but just another WHORE. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over via raven? careful Ned, careful now. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of little birds across the narrow sea and your wine is being posioned right now so you better prepare for the storm, WHORE. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, WHORE. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can stretch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my boar hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the seven kingdoms and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little whore. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “Jonerys” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn boar. I will piss all over myself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, whore.

Azor Qhorin

aaggghhh....

first for NAWITTENZ

Is Jaime the best written character in the show? I'd say so.

Preston

Obese Dwarf

please stop posting this

hes so fucking awful in the show compared to the books
its taken him up until now to say fuck off cersei
vs in the books he actually went on a journey and learned about things and became more like tywin

And still miles away from his book version.

Your ass Jon...

Season 8 is ours

Is there any real reason that Westeros would continue to tolerate a group of people like the Ironborn? Honestly, all they do is take and not give. Sure, they have a great navy, but what do they use that for? Fucking viking shit.

Honestly, based Bobby should have slaughtered them all when he had the chance.

Either that, or its all just Gurm's incoherent writing at work again

Actually Your Grace, Valonqar has no gender

Will they ever release the full scene of the King's Slaying + Jaimie sitting on the throne?
youtube.com/watch?v=6qsQUroPq3g

aaahhhhhhhhggggghhhhhh....

uuurrrgghh....

it was beuetiful sansa the rape
pls respond

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

By far. He should be king. Even normies like him now. I was talking to this guy at a bar that was a casual show fag and he said Jaime is "the most true knight."

CAREFUL NOW

house preston
words "we are blind and retarded"
sigil : a pile of rubble overlooked by a man

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What have the Ironborn even being doing since Aegon conquered them? They can't raid anymore but everyone in the Iron Isles seems 'nostalgic' for the good old days of paying the Iron Price, even though they weren't alive for it.

Are they allowed to reave away from Westeros? I don't remember any reference to it

>that smugginess
GODS, THE HATE WAS STRONG BACK THEN

AAAGGGHHH SOMEONE HELP

Now that Bran has an incest fetish will he forgive the Lannisters?

But thats all they ever do though. They don't give, they just take. How and when have they ever helped anyone else other than themselves up until recently?

*CRUSHES RHAEGAR TARGARYEN WITH THE FURY OF O N E HUNDRED BARATHEONS THAT AEGON I. GETS CASTRATED RETROSPECTIVELY*

aagghhh..

nao....

now itenz

No.

Remember when it used to have kino Tyrion and Cersei moments where people actually had real emotions and mixed motives

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Do your duty

>what is dead may never die

WHERE'S MAH SISTAH?

I defeated your uncle Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, the first time your father crowned himself. I held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year, and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens. I smashed Mance Rayder at the Wall, though he had twenty times my numbers. Tell me, turncloak, what battles has the Baaaaggghhh....

Stop making me sad

They couldn't reave Westeros when it was under the firm control of the Iron Throne so that's why they tend to go raid along the coasts of other nations.
They're called the Iron Islands because they have a lot of mineral wealth that they trade to the rest of the continent.

Kino shot, still was a shit scene though

>What they fucking did to qt Arya

It makes me sick looking at her oily faggot hair

He probably wouldn't care about what Jaime did to him because "he's not Bran Stark anymore" or because it made him become the 3ER. And he watched him killing Aerys.

Somebody got the Stannis the Mannis webm with the starwars battleship?

That was when the series still focused on political drama which it doesn't anymore. Now it's just dragons kaboom and slicey dicey every episode.

last episode?

Does Dorne have an army?

their leaders are cockless lmao

Fuck your political drama meme, it's so fucking boring and pointless. Go watch House of Cards or some other normie shit if you want that.

The Sneks WERE Dorne, and therefore it is already axed.

That was bout a shadow my friend
youtube.com/watch?v=6wxdrhHlcnQ

>implying Dorne exists in the show

Fuck your CGI battle bullshit, go watch avengers or star wars if you want that

I think you are mistaken.

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iirc the iron islands have large quantities of mineral resources beneath the surface, but mining is seen as thrall work so most of the ironborn's economy is based around fishing, sailing as smugglers and escorts, and raiding whatever poor fucks from Essos they come across and selling all their fancy shit. Balon's father tried to focus more on exploiting those iron mines and other less seanigger-ish things, but of course Balon turned them right back to it. still doesn't make much sense why Bobby B or the longship captains would keep Balon around considering all of his brothers and heirs are either more competent or better military minds than he is, besides maybe Aeron.

*distant screeching*

I wish you luck on the shit posting to come.

Don't forget the million gormless looks from Jon and Dany per episode.

can someone make her fatter through photoshop?

Real talk. You are very stupid if you didn't like/don't miss the political aspect.

I have to finish off all your family
Sorry, kiddo

>the absolute state of shartmerican /R9K/ incels

>finally film Casterly Rock
>didn't even make it impressive

Wow, nice one, way to let down 6 seasons worth of mystique around the place.

I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT HELP ME SHITPOST ON /got/

BRAIN OFF BRO

How smug is Jaime gonna be when everyone finds out Jon banged his aunt?

hey I'm a shartmerican R9K incel and I love political intrigue

NO COCKS XDDD

simple solution:

Eliminate Greyjoys, install new lords, mine resources for yourself and for the rest of the Seven Kingdoms

Agreed. It was so non-chalant and anti-climatic. Why even show it if it's going to be generic castle #32

>so fucking boring and pointless
>What is a Red Wedding

>considering all of his brothers and heirs are either more competent or better military minds than he is

lolno. After the Greyjoy Rebellion, all that was left was Theon (who got addicted to sucking Stark dick and would not have been accepted at large by Ironborn) Aeron (who is a strong religious figure and that's it) Victarion (capable fighter and commander, but dumb as fuck) and Euron (who is so mercurial he can't be trusted)

Balon was the best they had, simply by virtue of him not being as stupid or foolhardy as his brothers, and he's still pretty fucking stupid.

You are mistaken, those are The Unsullied.

YOU N ME

agggghhhh

>Real talk.

Go back to twitter you nigger.

Political drama always just gets condensed into a bunch of smug assholes trying to play each other for power because apparently they don't want to do anything important or meaningful with their lives. It's boring and leads nowhere and full of idiotic byzantine plots.

That looks like fucking Gengar lmao

Holy shit, GoT anime adaptation incoming and apparently the studio in charge is going to be Madhouse: animenewsnetwork.cc/news/2017-09-01/game-of-thrones-anime-adaptation-announced/.120826

Who hyped here?

we don't choose whom we love
*winks at the camera*

IT IS ALL ABOUT COCKS XDDD

A stupid scene made purely for shock value.

>NED! NEEEEEEEEEDDDDD! THE STARKS ARE STUPID PUSSIES THAT WOULD DROWN IN AN INCH OF WATER NEEEDDDDDD!

Normies:
>LMAO he's been dead for like a hundred year now, why do you still even care, get over with it and get a life, virgin loser :^))))))))
Gods, I hate people like that

>power
>nothing meaningful
b8
This season has had the least political drama and it also was a season where literally nothing happened so how can you say politics goes nowhere?

If it wasn't for the political aspects the first couple seasons wouldn't have been half as good as they are.

Balon was such a goddamn moron. The Westerlands were ripe for the taking but he was so mad about his older sons being killed in his rebellion that he raids the North which has fuckall.

*C R I N G E*
At least Season 5 and 7 can shine in comparison to this butchering weaboo shit

>dick, i like that

Stupid people often get angry when they can't understand something. Just calm down sweetie.

>tfw even dragons couldn't fix the shiftiest that are the Ironborn

Why didn't he declare independence during Roberts Rebellion? That would have been a perfect time, but instead he waits for the war to be won and for Robert to consolidate power and then, after everything has settled down, he declares independence against a united Iron Throne.

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How was D&D capable of making this kino?

If you're b8ing, bravo, you got me
If you're not, please consider drinking rat poison

It's fake you idiot.

And so are his brothers, and his sole dickless heir.

make Rodrik Harlaw the Lord Reaper of Pyke, with Harras as his heir, problem fucking solved

No dialogue

Power is meaningless if it doesn't exist to serve a higher purpose. Which is true in the case of all those overblown narcissistic farts who really want to be kangz or whatever, in order to satisfy their ego.

>it also was a season where literally nothing happened

The fuck are you talking about? lots happened. So much happened that you faggots kept complaining about teleporting because so much stuff is done in such a short amount of time.

The first couple seasons were shit.

>T. TRIGGERED WEABOO VIRGIN

A scene to emphasize the importance of staying true to your marriage pac-