Do people really do this?

Do people really do this?

Have dick measuring contests over the most benign things?
It is the very essence of man

>he doesn't have a business card with golden letters

You don't enjoy the subtle off-white card with raised ebony lettering?

Fuck off, nerd

Look at other men in a sissified manner?

Just white people really

I've got a QR code on my card that you can scan to go to my linkedin

>Pierce & Pierce
>Pierce &Pierce
>Pierce & Pierce
>Pierce & Pierce

jesus christ

Let's see Paul Allen's quads.

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WHAT ARE THOSE GOLD CARDHOLDERS CALLED

Who really had the best card?

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Business card case brah
>checked

Why were all of them Vice President?

businesses have multiple vice presidents, basically you're in charge of one of the core departments of the business

Paul Allen really did have the best card though, aesthetically speaking. Then Luis > Bateman > Patten > Bryce

i get dubs not because I have talent but because the dub gods have blessed me praise kek

Allen > Bateman > Bryce > Van Patten > Carruthers, Luis

Raised lettering > embossed lettering

Bateman BTFO

corporate america is actually hell

nah, that is more the real of women, men are more competitive, and there is nothing competitive about that scene, is just plain pettiness

me