Why are women so bad at stand-up?

Why are women so bad at stand-up?

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>benis and vagina
>i'm a fat alcoholic skank
>I'm such a birch xD

Because they are unable to hold humour/entertainment as a discrete goal from feelings and emotions.

For example, most male stand-up comedians (and followers of stand-up comedy) believe that nothing is off-limits if it gets a laugh. There are things you can say and jokes you can make that are, with no context, offensive, rude, crude, insensitive, etc. But if they are humorous, it's allowed.

Women are incapable of taking that leap because they fear alienating or hurting other people, especially retards.

>Muh Husband

Women never needed to evolve a sense of humor because their biology didn't require it.

Men who aren't attractive or wealthy can learn the traits of charisma and humor to attract a woman.

Women only need to know how to be pretty and if they fail at that, they're worthless.

So they have to do about 3 million years of catch up, whereas men have epic bantz hardwired into our DNA.

Because they can't stand confidently on a stage that was built by a man.
Hayoooo

This is true to an extent, but I would actually say it's the opposite.

Women are so incapable of understanding humor, that they think being as edgy as possible automatically means you're funny.

See Sarah Silverman. She makes sure her shtick is riddled with vagina and Hitler references to be as "shocking" as possible, but forgets the punchlines.

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Greatest show of all time dropping another redpill.

Men and women have a different definition of humor. Male humor mainly consists of pushing boundaries without regarding feelings (joking about terrorist attacks, rape etc) while female humor consists of relatable social situations (husband, kids, coworkers). I'm guessing about 95% of this board is male. Of course we fucking don't understand why female humor is funny. If we did we'd be women.
So instead of thinking
>"This is not funny!"
The more insightful thought would be
>"This is not funny...for me!"

One of the few funny female comedians

>So they have to do about 3 million years of catch up, whereas men have epic bantz hardwired into our DNA.

Truth.

I get what you're saying, but I am (or, was) a huge fan of Sarah Silverman. I thought the first two seasons of her show were hilarious and her special Jesus is Magic is a great stand-alone special.

But she hasn't evolved or improved since then. She's basically worn out as a comedian, unfortunately.

They have no men to stand on.

You develop humor as a way to get fucked. Women almost never need that. Attractive men are funny at about the same rate as women, for the same reason.

>Finding a jewess funny
>Fucking L E A F

Now that's funny, I'm guessing written by a man but funny as fuck.

Its just so hard when you have to pay more for shampoo.

VdB normie get out

pic related

Well if you and your mates are about to fight a saber toothed tiger with a stick, or you're about to charge a machine gun using your face as a shield...you better find something to take your mind of the future...biology is obviously sexist when it comes to comedy.
'Tragedy is me getting a paper cut, comedy is you falling down a manhole and dying'
Barry Crier.

No regrets. I watched those DVDS a half dozen times each. It was mostly good comedy at the time. It's too bad she couldn't build on it.

Because their place is on all fours.

Why are male comedians more popular with females as well then?

But this is a female comedian being good tho
That scene funny as shit

Right, because it was scripted, written by a man, and satirizing how women are terrible at stand up. That's why it's funny.

Charlie was bad at standup in that episode too, though, you are worse than a feminist at reading into implications.

Because females know that males have a sociological advantage against other males by having humor.

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this.

women prefer male comedians as well

women arent naturally funny, they cant process it.

Can you imagine if this fucker was still around?
I can't imagine how he would react to this SJW shit now.
This video probably would have made international news for being misogynistic.

>I can't imagine how he would react to this SJW shit now.
It would give him cancer.

Stand up requires humour and taking the piss out of something, neither of which can be done by a woman.

How to spot a nu-male.

>claiming to have enjoyed sarah silverman show

You take the shitposting crown you leaf bastard

Hitchens was a Trotskyist. im pretty sure he'd revel in this shit

I wish that was all. They're also bad at lay-down.

Men men men men, manly men men men!

Because stand up is really, really fucking hard. By far the most difficult form of comedy. It requires an unbelievable amount of confidence and meticulous attention to detail: both of which are generally masculine traits.

Men are better at stand up for the same reason men are better at math.

>Seinfeld

Cos it's 99 percent dark cynical humor about bad shit happening to you, and we all know womyn live life on easy mode and pretty much nothing bad happens to them and they have 0 reason to be cynical.