The actor John Boyega is given to you by a movie studio, along with a budget of $1 million dollars...

The actor John Boyega is given to you by a movie studio, along with a budget of $1 million dollars. What film do you set out to make with him?

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Sanford and Son

A snuff film.

a remake of to kill a mockingbird

Mandingo fighting

I'm gonna say it. He's not a bad actor, and he did alright in the new Star Wars film.

blacked wars

High School Musical but in college.

honestly i'd probably do a mystery thriller, he's a really smart college kid who decides to investigate the murder of his favourite professor who he was close with. He's a chemist and cooperates with friends who have other skills and slowly he pieces out the root to his killer. Which is actually much bigger and involves Energy companies that his professor was speaking against. or i'd do a futuristic space agent who uses peoples memories to access unknown information about the past that reveal something about the threat to come. Finds out man has untapped special powers. Becomes meta human himself and prepares for the war that is to come from other worlds or id just make a film about a black man dropping color in the royal British bloodline

Build a miniature city and let him play kong

CIA Cinematic Universe

Cuckold porn

training day reboot

>The guy who literally ruined Star Wars as a franchise from now on

Box office poison

The stormtrooper
It would be a lone stormtrooper who fought a Wampa on Hoth while gathering AT-AT scraps and got all hurt and has to get back to the base while being stalked by the wampa
Will he make it?

weight loss video

standard lynching movie about a wholesome negro who dindu nuffin, but then at the end it turns out he was an unreliable narrator and it was justified all along.

Some civil war movie where he's killed off in the first 15 minutes.

I'd just drop him off in middle of the worst ghetto in Cape Town, with no money or clothes and film the comedy.

I'd just make a normal movie. He's a fine actor, everyone just shits on him for star wars even though he's done other stuff

I'd watch it

A movie about a T-Rex nigger hybrid. Seriously, wtf is up with this nigger birthing hips?

Norbit reboot with John in every role

gritty film about his experience growing up on the mean streets of Peckham housing estates with Nigerian parents

Gay porn

Mike Tyson biopic

an 8760 hour long movie on proper cotton picking technique all filmed in one shot, no edits starring john

WWI film.
Oscar guaranteed.

I'd hire leslie jones and make a planet of the apes sequel

He looks like Denzel Washington here, jus with wide hips.

Would probably be kino if done right, just presented as a documentary-style instructional video akin to youtube.com/watch?v=ZUJJdeByJa0

Filmed like an old VHS tape, he's in the middle of the field, dressed like a plantation farmer, talking to the camera which occasionally zooms on what he's doing with the cotton, though I don't think one whole shot could work (for multiple reasons).

jungle book

A reading of "on the creation of niggers" filmed on my phone

My salary as director is $1 million dollars.

He's haunted by a semon demon to remind him of his black kid that he abondoned

audible kek

the kind of movie i would want to make would require my waifu. being cucked by boyega with your waifu must be the most amazing pleasure imaginable.

I'd say he was the best character in it

>1 million

great -- food service costs is all taken care of

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Jesus Christ, Boogie. Get a fucking grip.

Is this a new meme? Did you create this OP? Is this what we call "OC"?

basically he would just pick a year's harvest worth of cotton for me and since I would, in this scenario, already have him, I wouldn't pay him for the work he does

A remake of the Crow, with him in Brandon Lee's role. We only have $1 million so I'll skimp on safety

Shave his Deadhead and one of his eyebrows little and he'd look pretty much like Tyson

i guess, so far actors discussed
Daisy Ridley
Felicity Jones
Idris Elba
Tom Hardy
Mary Elizabeth Winstead
John Boyega

...

He can test for any roles he likes and if he's a good actor, I'll employ him.

it would be a super low budget martial arts flick about a janitor who discovers a sex trafficking operation and takes out the bad guys with karate chops and shit.

Make this movie and then cross it over with Creed even though it'd make no sense.

a heist movie

live action xavier renegade anger

Planet of the Apes

make Boyega Tyson's protege and then it would make sense.

gorillas in the mist.

that way his face is concealed

Harambe biopic

A low budget fantasy movie. Space Cowboys.

Life and death of a soldier in the Afrika Corps.

Space janitor. Oh wait ,they did it already

Kek

Alabama Nigger Adventures

I would cast him as George Washington in a Washington biopic.
He wuz kang

top Kek

Some movie shot documentary style about him learning about how jews control Hollywood, the media, and banking. Bam! Blacklisted forever, don't have to see his ape face again.

Pedowood documentary with him investigating

A wholesome drama with an almost all Black cast that paints an honest picture of Black communities. To give Black people something to aspire to it would have a mostly happy ending for a few main characters, but on the way there plenty of gruesome things would happen and not everyone the audience wants to succeed would thrive or even survive. The quintessential theme would be that if you want to get out of Black people's self-made hell you have to leave people behind. You even have to abandon some friends if you know in your heart they will never change. Most characters who realize this would succeed. Boyega would be one of two brothers or siblings. He would have a tragic ending while the sibling is part of aforementioned happy ending. He would play an artist of some sort (musician or comedian maybe, not actor) who lucks out and becomes famous at a young age. But because he didn't earn his way up he would be doomed to fall back down. He would trust the wrong people, he would get fucked over by greedy producers and false friends and his career would be short-lived. He wastes all his money and ends up where he started, except now he's bitter about his squandered opportunity.

The movie would not beat you over the head with an interpretation of WHY Black people are so miserable. It would be ambiguous enough to allow for the brainwashed to see it as muh oppression and ignore the truth but it would have plenty of little hints in there for those with open eyes. Especially the constant back-stabbing.

Holy shit
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The sequel to gay spaceniggers.