I'm excited. Who else?

I'm excited. Who else?

I hope this is real because I want to see all anime autists get BTFO

Obviously fake

I believe it, they made L a black guy in the death note adaptation.

And nothing of value was lost.
Her whiny, generic tsundere ass was always the worst fucking character in the entire show.

Would you jack off to Leslie's unconscious body Sup Forums?

>a 14 yr old ginger played by a 50 yr old fat black woman

yeah that works....

No one is that fucked up

I was just about to say, this scene becomes really unrealistic if you use Leslie Jones.

I don't think anyone would be aroused by her saggy ogress tits

Haters gonna hate.

LEAVE ANIME ALONE

it's going to be quip kino

Yes. Yes!

whose gonna get cast as saucegay and picollo
?

Melissa Mcarthy is playing Rei

>The acclaimed manga comic

Technically true.

Anno would murder/suicide if this was true

mass weeb suicide when?

That might acually be an improvement. Asuka a shit.

>weebs think it's fake
>see Leslie replacing their nip-jew waifu

Asukafags BTFO

But they're supposed to be 14 year olds. Why not go with the black Mary Jane from Homecoming or that girl from Dear White People? You can't have someone play Asuka who is old enough to play Misato.

AYO SHINJI
GET YO SKINNY JAP ASS FINNA EVA
PUNK ASS JACKIE CHAN LOOKIN NIGGA

>he doesn't know kevin hart is playing rei

Fuck you

Anime is the lowest tier of entertainment.

This is fake but it's a masterful forgery. It's dripping with 'hollywood journalism' tics.

- "acclaimed manga comic"
- "feisty sidekick to protagonist Shinji Ikari"
- a black actor should play asuka because of her missing parent

Unpopular opinion: this is a good casting decision.

good? no.
hilarious? yes

which angel will she be playing? i vote samiel

Who should actually play Asuka?

What did she mean by this?

yesterday i spent all night jacking off to a porno of a threesome with two BBW black women and it was amazing and I regret nothing.

moot

MY VAGINAAAA

Sam Hyde

>your chimney

does this mean sounding or pegging?

it's gotta me Ramiel. Every time he fires his energy beam attack (AKA screams geometrically) it's Leslie yelling "AW HELL NAW"

WTF I PRESS TA SHOOT THE ANGELS, NIGGA?"
"i dunno nigga, try tha chinese button!"
"NIGGA DEY ALL CHINESE!"
"HEY, NERV HEADQUARTERS? HOW YOU SAY FIRE IN CHINESE?"

Bella Thorne after she undergoes 6 gorillion sessions of rehab and deslutification

That would be horror

lol you're fucking reatrded

>leslie jones as ramiel

wow I never realized that Kensuke was like 50 years old

Bella has too long of a face. James Cameron would be a bad director, he is all about visuals and effects and technical accomplishments, not the nitty-gritty psychointrigue which makes Evangelion great.

And Ellen Ripley should play Ritsuko

*breathes in*

I, too, burn every woman I bang in my fireplace.

>adaptation of the acclaimed manga comic

I'm laughing.

>why is a skinny 14 year old red head german being played by a fat 50 year old black woman?
>O WUZ THAT? U WANT ALL BLACK PEOPLE TO BURN IN HELL IS THAT WAT U SAYIN???

Calling Asuka the protagonist's sidekick is what got me

Will literally nothing be free from Hollywood's corruption?

Still infinitely better than most forms of western entertainment, 2017 has been complete garbage

what

>german
Will this meme ever end? She's 1/4 German, you might as well call her Japanese.

She's 50% burgerstani, 25% Japanese, 25% American

100% cutie

25% Nippon, 25% nazi, 50% Amerifat

>50% burgerstani, 25% Japanese, 25% American
er, I mean 50% burgerstani, 25% Japanese, 25% German

Looks like pol ideal retard

...

AYYY YO SHINJI DON'T COME AT ME WIT DAT LIL DICK. FAGGOT
SHIEEEEEET

A teenage girl trying to start her acting career.

so she is 75 percent german?

But the pilots being teens symbolized Anno's immaturity and inability to move along, thanks to his shitty dad. Fuck symbolism, even if it is Babbies First Deep Anime. They rampaged all over death note, and that shit was insulting easy to translate to live action

Germans have never seen a burger in their lives

>he thinks asians will be in this move
not outside of background characters

>sassy
>abusive
>violent
>pathetic
Perfect.

Who will play Pen Pen?

german lineage still dominated america, thats why this country is shit.

Kaiji will be black, too.

dominates*

>End up in your chimney
Leslie Jones bout to kick ol' cracka Saint Nick out the north pole and do Christmas the right way, she gone give little daquan a new pair of J's and a 12 pack of ramen noodles

I do not believe that's real.

Snoop Dogg as misato

>And featuring Idris Elba as Reimond Ayanami

Susan Sarandon

No shit Sherlock.

Cruel Angel's Thesis remixed by DJ Khaled and Migos(ft. Gucci Mane)

> " chosen Jones himself "
Subtle

>Tom Cruise as Gendo Ikari
Would watch

I've fapped to her leaked nudes before.

Same, they deserve her

Nigger she's not a real person, there are no nudes to leak

So is NGE actually worth watching? I don't really enjoy anime that much and I've only watched LOGH and season 1 of Initial D (and Digimon)

Leslie Jones is not a real person? Did Ghostbusters 2016 use groundbreaking CGI?

You won't find any of the characters relatable unless you have mental issues.

Lmao

How did you manage to stay hard

Wait
Is chimney a code word for the anus? I don't speak nigger.

idris elba would make a pretty good shinji

It's got a very high cult status so if your curiosity wants you to see what it's all about then go for it, if you stick to the end your meme origin knowledge will boost aswell.
All jokes aside it's a neat experience even as a non-anime fan, it's got quite some iconic scenes that will stick with you for a while and End of Eva is a visual spectacle that needs to be seen to be believed.

>james cameron
>directing anything other than a glorified theme park ride
>directing something with actual characters

I was diagnosed with aspergers as a kid. Does that count?

The only person who could do it is Anno with a +500 million budget and he'd never agree to begin with

Yes, but crippling anxiety and depression would be better

I've never had either and it's my favorite anime

>no... there is another...
Doubt he could do it either desu

I didn't say that you can't enjoy it without those. But it's easier to understand what the MCs go through if you're sort of like them.

We wuz santa

>At the Mountains of Madness
>Monster
Got blueballed by this spic too many times desu desu