Itt Biggest bullshit holywood told you

>i jerk off at least twice a day
You can't do shit after you've jerked off, who the fuck gives such shitty advices. It's as same as the booze and you don't go to work shitfaced.

I do jerk off at least twice a day


Free energy
It doesn't take you 30 mins to do it
Can do it in 30sec with no porn

Takes me like an hour.

your dick is broken

This isn't about how much time it takes, it's about your productivity after that.

It's "three times a day" you low test rookie

You haven't mastered it yet

I just move on
Like nothing even happened

>Takes me like an hour.

Circumcised penis detected.

I'm cut wasn't an option
But still it only takes 30 sec

Anti depressants by chance?

>not edging

who jerks off in less than 30 minutes?

No fap = thinking about sex all the time, 0% productivity
Fapping twice a day = not thinking about sex all day, 100% productivity

bingo

fat people can't do it cause of their circulation

that or you are eating too much sugar or are a cutfag

>Fapping twice a day = not thinking at all
Fixed. This is why you fap on evenings AFTER you've done all your work.

>40mg per day of Aropax, antidepressant
>completed No Fap 2015
>may get an urge to do something, perhaps once every seven to eight weeks
>every masturbation session takes more than 6 hours
>usually don't bother following through

Feels good, man

>fap daily
>don't care about anything, no reason to care about anything

>fap rarely
>lots of energy, productive, care about things, achieve things

>take zoloft
>usually can bust a nut in maybe half an hour, sex is a legit struggle though
>wake up
>decide to have a quick fap before i get in the shower and go to work etc
>takes an hour, sweaty sheets, still cant cum
>give up and get to work late
Life is pain

I heard muzies don't fap

How come their court isn't alpha by now

>start jerking off daily again
>edge for 3 hours
>cum comes out with the same consistency as water
did I break my dicke

Country

If I go nofap/nocum for more than three days, I can't even get into video games anymore, it makes me want to shitpost on Sup Forums..

They were never that intelligent to begin with and centuries of severe inbreeding hasn't done them any favors.

just nofap for a couple of weeks and you'll think about shooting up schools and blowing up buildings like muzzies who want to get into virgin heaven

who you think came up with nofap

It's proven that fapping (or fucking) on a daily basis is great for both your physical health (penis plumbing) and your mental health (releases hormones which are anti depressant, so called 'happy hormones').

So just continue falling into depression as your junk goes bad while you pretend you are more productive...

No it isn't.

I have done that actually, It really makes me want to become rich, and I start brainstorming how to do it exponentially more. Add a dash of non-white genocide and that about covers it.

>edge for 30 mins
>ready to cum, hold out tissue
>shoots out like a pressure washer and goes everywhere

fap or nofap doesnt matter. the biggest problem is porn addiction.

without porn you'd just fap to other stuff

then you'd have to dress everyone up in burkas and start fucking little boys like mussies

Fuck off, cunt.

You're full of shit

Yes it is you fool, just fucking google scientific studies on benefits from masturbation/sex

Just because your mother told you it was a dirty place it doesn't mean it's really true

No it isn't. Just google it.

I tried no fap for a month but it was pretty disappointing. I didn't really any more motivated. I just felt like I could nut at any minute and thought about jerking off a lot.

porn does negatively affect the mind and actual sexual experiences though, unlike magazines and your imagination. It's been proven many times in studies.

>without porn
thats like an acoholic justifying himself by saying no one would like a ban on alcohol.

Probably because your t-levels are shot m8, try taking zinc (40-50mg/day if male). It does wonders for male energy.

3 litre freezing bags my dude

>edge all night until the sun is rising
>suddenly starts feeling all weird and sad, but still have to finish as it's only going to get worse
>have a disappointing orgasm
>do the same thing again after a few days

I've noticed there's certain point when you edging when you feel most satisfaction, almost as if you came, even orgasm after that is bleak compared to this feeling.

I can edge an entire day but how do you deal with all the precum without wasting half of box of tissues

depending on the day i can bust out 4 to 5 nuts. usually bust 2, one when i wake up, one before bed. it's more of a habit/routine now. i have enough trouble sleeping as it is, but if i don't do it before bed, it's even harder to sleep.

>I can fap for 2 or 3 hours

>No it isn't. Just google it.

I have you fucking moron, stop gripping your bible so hard.

>Proven benefits of masturbation/sex:

Releases hormones which make you happy and combat depression

Lowers blood pressure

Helps the body balance testosterone/estrogen levels, which in turn helps prevent heart attacks/heart disease

Allieviates pain due to the hormones released raising your pain threshold

Improves sleep due to hormones released

Improves bladder control (mainly for females)

>Not yet clinically proven, but data strongly suggesting:

decreasing the risk of prostate cancer

better immune system due to higher amounts of certain antibodies

I am not falling for your jewish propaganda mate.

You're wrong.

Please, calling me a jew is probably the worst insult possible.

I'm an atheist though, which is probably what triggers you, I believe in scientific facts and studies, and they all say the same regarding mastubation/sex, that it is GOOD for us.

Which of course makes perfect sense, we are primarily designed to procreate, so having as many beneficial side-effects of doing so goes hand in hand with evolutionary theory (why do you think our body is design to make an orgasm feel so good ?).

Have many many orgasms, live a long and happy life.

>can do it in 30 seconds with no porn

wtf really? How?

>tfw fapping to LGF

>itt Biggest bullshit holywood told you
Love exists.

Thankfully, we have Pickle Rick to tell us how it is

could be worse, they made me unable to cum and only able to piss when my bladder already felt like it was about to burst

It's called placebo

Steve Jobs masturbated daily in his 70s heyday and it worked out pretty well for him

yes let's take advice from the man who died because he thought that magic fairies will cure his cancer

>unlike magazines and your imagination

Magazines are PORN you idiot, at least the ones you can masturbate with

There was no porn in 70s

i jerk off about 10-20 times a year.

if i dont than i lose mt mind.

your mind must be weak

>wake up with a boner
>feel the urge to jerk off
>cant find porn that would interest me

Your*

>tfw no finnish gf

What colour is your fedora?

Cutfag here, if I go hard in the paint I can finish in literally like 5 minutes

Can you stop with ad-hominems and actually provide some sort of argument?

Masturbate daily for a month, then try and bed a chick and see what happens.

Shitty subversive jewish humor to devalue christian morals and destroy white culture. I know Scorsese is a catholic but still he might as well be a jew.

Not him but what do you think would happen?

Great sex

>itt Biggest bullshit holywood told you
College is supposed to be a place for having fun and enjoy life

What would happen?
I can't get girls.

This. College is fun for rich people who don't have to worry about grades or getting a job after graduating. For everyone else it's 4 years of anxiety and depression and loneliness. Or maybe that was just me.

can confirm, going through a really shitty period in life but fapping is a lifesafer, can think more clearly and more organized
no fap is a psyop
only those reject it who have been jeweved from age 0 and can never experience the pleasures of having a complete penis

Penile control, my uncut brotha. With nipple stimulation from a girl I can cum in 7 seconds. 15 if kissing, 20 without. It's a nice trick to play on a chick after fucking her for an hour straight without cumming. Shocking her that you could come whenever the fuck you wanted makes them see you as a sex demigod.

he tells him that to keep him low test. it's to stop him from challenging his authority

>my uncut brotha

But I'm cut

Cutfag here, 15 seconds no prob. Sometimes I fap in front of a one night stand, ask her to pick a number and count to it. Even if it's like 4, I've never failed delivering a cumshot exactly when supposed to

He's talking about Sears catalogs and shit you 12 year old

That seems a lot like someone else loosening the pickle jar before you open it yourself and taking credit, though.

I dont really enjoy orgasms all that much anymore. Basically only fap once in a while to get rid of being too horny.
>tfw only 29yo

You've just gave me an idea for a superhero movie.

I can't begin to count the times I punctured the tissue

is it normal that i was able to climax before i could produce cum? i remember fapping since i was 4

>fap daily
>become depressed
>with each cummy I want to kill myself more and more
>no motivation
>stay in bed 24hrs
>fapping ruins my sleep, I get 3 hours a night
>IQ drops to 60
>lose my job
>fetishes start becoming twisted and the only thing I get off to is brutal anal fisting
>all muscles atrophy and my test levels drop to almost nothing

>start no fap
>week 1 my sleep patterns return to normal
>my fetishes reset
>week 2 my IQ jumps to 190
>testosterone levels skyrocket
>after a few days at the gym I can now bench 500lbs
>ladies are jumping on my dick
>start gambling with cryptocurrencies
>week 3
>I'm now a multi-millionaire
>week 4 and I'm happily married with children
>week 5
>I retire a billionaire at 26

Thanks, r/ reddit nofap.

>>fetishes start becoming twisted and the only thing I get off to is brutal anal fisting
desu i've never really got that one

testosterone rising when not fapping is a scientific fact and at least i feel noticeably more confident and energetic but after not fapping a week bying a harem of african slave girls and torturing them in my basement starts to feel like a really good and logical idea

>testosterone rising when not fapping is a scientific fact
Not that much.

>calling me a jew is probably the worst insult possible.
He wasn't trying to insult you, just point out the fact that you're a kike. Therefore not a reliable source of information. Case in point:
>I'm an atheist though,
Only a kike would ever think to use this defense. Everyone else would just say "I'm white", "I'm black", "I'm Irish-Italian" or something to that end. Only kikes seem to think the goyim are stupid enough to view them as purely a religious group.

Other user here thank fuck I never took them

THIS. Nofap is real. The need to procreate is imperative for a species to survive. If someone is jacking it everyday there is no reason for that person to be attractive to a mate to procreate with, the body is getting what it needs. The "spirit" you get during nofap is more attractive to women. After about 5 days though test is at is highest need to cum.

>the jews actually convinced the reddit normies that masturbation lowers the risk of prostate cancer
Jesus christ

first part is literally me

kill me

I've taken a bunch of adderall and jerked off for literally 10 hours straight, I should've died by now

I jerk off at least three times a day often more.

I still work out too and ha e done no gap several times and it did nothing for me.

IT'S PORN

JUST STOP JERKING OFF TO FUCKING PORN

THAT'S IT

JERK AS MUCH AS YOU WANT BESIDES THAT, DO IT TO GIRLS YOU KNOW IRL OR FANTASIES IN YOUR HEAD

I'm the opposite of you. I can't focus on anything unless I've rubbed one out. My productivity goes way up when I'm not horny. Try testerone supplements

t. never been addicted to anything

>be NEET
>fap at least twice a day

>get a full time job
>fap maybe twice a week

Don't fall for the nofap memes, it's broscience bullshit. You won't suddenly become super productive if you stop fapping. It's the other way around, if you are productive you won't even think about fapping.

literally the stupidest thing you could say about the subject

did you hear that from reddit?

>t.brainlet

No shit. When you sit in your room doing fucking nothing and using 0 brain cells a day you're going to think with your dick like a certain group of dark skinned mammals