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Q lewdness edition

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is janeway a voyeur?

In the scene she is actively trying to look over their shoulders, so yes.

She'd tell you it's all scientific curiosity, but you know she got off to it that night

>COS I GOT FAAAAAAITH, FAITHERDEH HEEEAAAART

>the doctor's little girl dies

Fuck that's cold

Alright, we're voting. First of all, in order of best to worst, how have the TNG ladies aged?

Yar...

Crusher...

Unfortunately, Majel aged the best.

Or Troi?

Please stop posting this horrid shrivelled ghoul

>computer, vent all warp plasma to wesley crushers current location
>computer, fill my quarters with a fine mist of my brothers wine about 200 parts per million
>computer, beam mr data out of the ship and into that asteroid belt
what a weird episode

Try again. I know there's an autist here who spergs out when I post grannies, but this is true horror.

If Janeway was a scientist, does that mean she started in a blue uniform?

From best to worst
Sirtis (62)
McFadden (68)
Crosby (59)

torres gives no fucks.

>those eyebrows
WHAT WAS SHE THINKING

Yeppers.

You can't possibly think Sirtis has aged better than McFadden. I even stacked the odds against McFadden in my sample pics because I posted her with no makeup and Sirtis caked in it, and Sirtis still looks worse

>when your character starts out as this semi-omnipotent being that is capable of judging mankind for its sins, and then becomes so popular that the series overuses you to the point where your character becomes a joke

I like it

She was like 20 years older and still only looks about as bad as most TNG women.

It's more VOY that made him a joke than his constant appearances.

Don't ask people if you're unable to accept their answers. McFadden sort of scares me.

Majel was 76 when she died. Gates is 68 now and doesn't look nearly that bad. Guarantee she'll still be fuckable when she's 76.

>implying the Q continuum was ever in any real danger
>implying Q didn't invent the entire continuum itself just to entertain himself
>implying any of what he does with the voyager crew can be interpreted by our puny mortal minds in any meaningful way
>and any meaning that we do derive from those encounters is only the one that he wants us to feel, not what's really going on

Sirtis scares me, friend. She looks like she's melting.

Why does McFadden scare you?

Unf. I wanna insert myself into her warm, dry hole and cum deeply

Sirtis just has that had-a-dozen-children hormone overdose/underdose look to her. Gates probly does nothing but dance all day every day.

>STD is announced
>now everyone loves ENT

>Not accepting your necrophilic fantasies = "sperging out"

You people really are seriously mentally ill.

>Ent taken off TV
>No half hour of commercials
>Can skip the LONG ROAD
>Enjoyable

I don't love ENT but I enjoyed most of it, especially once I began S3.
VOY is just giving me fits, I'm on S7E12.

So she keeps herself in shape, if a bit on the scrawny side.

>sperging out because a guy likes a girl

True mental illness.

Who is 'you people' exactly? you realise you post here too, regularly

And drinks. Don't tell me you can't recognize a hopeless alcoholic when you see one.

No problem there, she's led a good life and should be able to lush it up freely now.

>girl

"You people" - YOU. And people similar to YOU.

>autism: the post

>Why does McFadden scare you?
She looks like Tales from the Crypt. She's pale and emaciated, no amount of pulling back her skin helps. Sirtis doesn't look like she belongs in a retirement home, at the very least. But to be fair, McFadden is 6 years older and 6 years in that age range makes a big difference.

Yes... and you also post here, so?

Isn't she just the sexiest thing, tho.

so like you?

>dr crusher, report to your coffin

Museum is right. That's where they all should go... and stay there... right next to the other mummies.

has anyone done the then and now of generations crusher and the actual aged one? like with picard.

Honestly you're just describing the phenomenon of aging, and I think you're exaggerating. You don't get the full effect of Gates McFadden just seeing her. Her voice is pure sex. Sirtis has this awful thick British accent.

OOO-WAT-TA-CHOKO-SOLO? HO-HO-HO!

Is she fat right now? I don't know how recent that picture is.

then post a vocaroo instead of a pic

>Her voice is pure sex

Yeah, like week old moldy bread is pure sandwich. Your worship of ugly grandmas is really quite sickening. I'm beginning to suspect you might actually be one, and are just shilling hard for your own self interests.

Or maybe he's an ugly grandpa and he knows to aim for what he can hit.

>grannies posting in /trek/
That would be pretty cool

Don't know and don't care.

I honestly don't know what that is so I'll just post a video of her speaking.

youtube.com/watch?v=9ptS22cWg8E&t

It might be Gates herself

This minipasta sucks.
lmao right
yet you responded

No. It wouldn't.

>implying Gates knows about Sup Forums

Maybe Shatner got her into it.

yes it would, better then some fgt sperging out over grannyposting

Truth is an unchanging constant, faggot.

>implying she didn't introduce the shat in the first place

and shitty pasta for tards who can't think for themselves is as well

>truth is an unchanging constant
>both of us are posting opposing opinions here day after day

So we're both right?
That would be the biggest twist. Imagine baneposting alongside Dr. Crusher and Captain Kirk themselves.

>scotty, his repairs fast
is scotty relatable?
>drinks, greasy hair, funny accent and porn stache also overweight

it's not awful, but it's eh. Nothing special

>drinks, greasy hair, funny accent and porn stache also overweight

literally all of those things are just part of being Scottish

Would still fuck after dance lessons in the holodeck.
My Grandma loves Trek, and she enjoys capeshit too. I should introduce her to Sup Forums.

Please user, stop speaking in riddles

You're nearly done user. Then you can happily never watch Voyager again.

>McFadden has lent her voice as narrator in several audio books.
So, what books did she narrate? Anything sexy?

I'd fuck her out of the three TNG females (now) but in their prime Troi was by far the best looking.

But I don't need to imagine, I have baneposted with Kirk, a lot of anons have

Scotty's repairs weren't fast, in Relics he said that he always overestimated his repairs so that's Kirk considered him a miracle worker.

You know, after typing that out I feel like a cunt.

We'll have to agree to disagree, then. Personally, I'm willing ot bet her private, sexy talk is God tier. I've heard her do it a little bit joking around at con panels.

>McFadden has lent her voice as narrator to several audio books

I felt my dick twitch just reading that.

>scotty how long will the repairs take?
>captain, it will take about 5 weeks but i'll get it done in 20 minutes

In relics it was also established that he has godtier engineering skills

>dinosaur aliens find a human skeleton
>15 minutes in before we see Voyager or the crew

I kinda liked it

audible.com/search?searchNarrator=Gates McFadden

>the bible

>the bible narrated by Gates McFadden

lol

>You're nearly done user. Then you can happily never watch Voyager again.
There are quite a few episodes I'd put in a random rotation but nearly as many as from TNG or DS9 and not quite as many as from TOS or ENT (per season).
The episodes between the good ones are pure fucking garbage, it's like the scale is missing the numbers 4-6. Some of them even have neat plots brought down by focusing on crappy characters, like the planet of sex vampires being about Harry Kim or having a lot of Chakotay.

Sirtis was always an ugly cunt. She just got more repulsive with time.

no she was hot af back in the day, why so butthurt?

>Gates reading "For she doted upon their paramours, whose fleshis asthe flesh of asses, and whose issueis likethe issue of horses."
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Lot and his two daughters left Zoar and settled in the mountains, for he was afraid to stay in Zoar. He and his two daughters lived in a cave. 31 One day the older daughter said to the younger, “Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth. 32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.”

33 That night they got their father to drink wine, and the older daughter went in and slept with him. He was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

34 The next day the older daughter said to the younger, “Last night I slept with my father. Let’s get him to drink wine again tonight, and you go in and sleep with him so we can preserve our family line through our father.” 35 So they got their father to drink wine that night also, and the younger daughter went in and slept with him. Again he was not aware of it when she lay down or when she got up.

36 So both of Lot’s daughters became pregnant by their father. 37 The older daughter had a son, and she named him Moab[g]; he is the father of the Moabites of today. 38 The younger daughter also had a son, and she named him Ben-Ammi[h]; he is the father of the Ammonites[i] of today.

>George Takei saying oh my.jpg

why was O'Brien so racist?

He spent years fighting them, of course he didn't like them.

Over time he got less so. Remember that Cardie orphan he let live in his house

I mean, the bloody cardies CAN'T be trusted, but smiley got called out on it because they were literally scheming and setting him up.

>Obrien literally killed enough spoonheads that he was a public enemy on Cardassia

I skipped all the Quark episodes. Never watched them. I'm watching them now. Go ahead, call me an idiot. I didn't know what I was missing.

wacky space jew antics and lots of the equivalent of hands rubbing

I can't hate Quark's version of being a Ferengi. He's greedy, clever, full of hand rubbing antics, yes. But he's also hard working in the face of adversity, and gives appreciation of the nuances of life.

ferengi get all the best girls eg grilka and leeta

>Will, you're thirty pounds overweight. We're putting you on a diet.

>You too, Worf. I need you to lose 30 pounds by the end of the month.

>you are now remembering that soft core porn film she did but in the 90s, but with her at this age

Wait what?

She was a huge slut, did you not know ?

elaborate?

Red Shoe Diaries, iirc

I looked this up and she looks pretty hot desu