Tfw she will never be ur gf

tfw she will never be ur gf

>ywn die in a car crash and watch a barefoot rooney eat an entire pie in one sitting from the after life
kill me

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she was my waifu, then i did some more research and found she was lewd

She looks like a female Tom Hiddleston.

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delete this

I got Lego's for her and my big brown cock godssss

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What is Rooney's dating history?

charlie mcdowell for 6 years

currently dating joaquin phoenix, 10 years her senior

i feel like joaquin probably has a small but thick penis

nah I bet he's packing some heat

how is she so perfect? :3

she showed her pusy like 6 years ago user
where have you been

w-what?

>he doesn't know about ass snacks

>how is she so perfect? :3
>perfect
>cheats on her boyfriend

W-WHAT?

>she will never poop on your chest

>the guy started crying because Rooney's butthole was so good

Is malick the ultimate waifuist?

WHAT ARE YOU REFERRING TO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pls tell me ;_;

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Is this film worth watching? It has really bad ratings

theres a webm from some move wheres shes tied to a bed and some old dude eats her butt

the girl with the dragon tattoo you fucking idiot

>ever doubting Terry "Heidegger is mah nigga" Malick

if you like to see rich people vlogging with gopros, yes

critics are literal plebs who knew

she looks gross in that though

*autist

ive always wondered what its like for him to direct those scenes
>"Ok now ryan? Caress rooney's face for 5 minutes yes. good, very nice"
>"ok fassbender? put natalie's feet in your mouth ok? great!"

>>"ok fassbender? put natalie's feet in your mouth ok? great!"
Based Terry

Meh. I'll live. I prefer Kate anyway.

shes so ugly tho

>ive always wondered what its like for him to direct those scenes
he doesn't. He basically gives the actors an outline of a story and films them doing random shit and whispering about their lives, sometimes even gives them cameras and tells them to get their own footage (which ends up with a 50 hour movie to cut),

I don't want her to be my gf I just want to play with Legos with her

watching Her was painful, because you just know you'll never get to those same exact things with her, never ever...

so what's it like being a zoophile?

Cuter than that fridge.
Pardon?

Better sister

LMAO

>you will never torture Rooney in your rape dungeon
>she will never escape and hit you with a golf club
>she will never shove a metal dildo up your ass
>she will never tattoo "rapist pig" on your chest
just fuck my shit up

that's my fetish

Wait, it's a rip out?
Why didnt you guys tell me?

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Really? I feel like he's packing a thick 10-incher.

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Patricia is sort of an ugly womans name, isn't it?

A
S
S N A C K

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i MUCH prefer the part where she rapes the guy

*rapes your waifu*

what movie is this?

Who the FUCK made this?

Check the webm title not the filename.

check this 8

>never build legos with roon roon

I saw Rooney Mara at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for photos or anything.

She said, “Y-you too.”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” while trying to talk to her but she kept shuffling away and staring into the distance and fiddling with her fingers in front of me. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her sob as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen SpaghettiOs cans in her cart without paying.

The guy at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Ma'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be normal and hear him, but eventually turned back around and told him that she didn't know how stores worked.

When he took one of the cans and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and swished her cape. I don’t even think that’s a normal item of clothing. After he scanned each can and put them in her cart and started to say the price, she kept interrupting him by saying that Kate had the money.

a LEGO fanatic

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comon, tell me

song to song

sure roons is pretty qt, but if you had a son with her he would be such a fucking incel

look at her face

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>Rooney prefers VLC
what a pleb

FUCK

What's an incel?

Gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme