Brit/pol/ - May edition

>Today's Papers 31/8/16
sli.mg/a/fYFjMs

>Theresa May warns Britain must not stay in the EU 'through the back door'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/31/theresa-may-should-not-negotiate-the-unnegotiable-and-get-britai/

>Theresa May tells ministers UK must make success of Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37219143

>Jeremy Corbyn set to win Labour leadership with increased majority, poll suggests
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/aug/31/corbyn-labour-leadership-yougov-poll-leadership-with-increased-majority-poll-suggests-politics-live

>Ban businesses from sacking new mums, say MPs
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37222674

>Lib Dem leader warns of post-EU-vote 'forces of racism'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37220106

>Koran to be read at funeral of backpacker who died in Allahu Akbar stabbing
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/30/passage-koran-read-funeral-backpacker-killed-man-shouting-allah-hu-akbar/

>Owen Smith: Labour must be pro-immigration even if it means losing votes to Ukip
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/owen-smith-labour-pro-immigration-losing-votes-to-ukip-a7217111.html

>UK and France pledge 'close co-operation' to resolve Calais migrants issue
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-37217192

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Tickle muh cock.

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>Owen Smith: Labour must be pro-immigration even if it means losing votes to Ukip
this fucking guy
I love post-brexit labour so much

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Cunt. No idea why brit/pol/yps like her. Masochism and far right cuckolds I guess.

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22, she was around when I was in like year 9. She was a short lass with great bants.

What primary? If Ricky Dees, I'm gonna have to stab you. Oh, was that fat english teacher McGagh still there? She was also the worst

it's going to get worse m8, gotta hit the bottom before you climb back out. don't give up

Why is May so based?

Telling civil servants to gtfo about a Brexit parliamentary vote.

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What went wrong when we colonised Australia?

How is it possible that despite labour's hatred for Corbyn, they are completely incapable of putting up someone actually competent against him?

Arming the emu rebels was a mistake

Redesdale. Aye I was taught by Mcgagh, but she's gone now. Everyone hates her but I thought she was funny. She won Come Dine With Me a few years ago kek.

because they are profoundly incompetent and still don't realise everyone hates them

>settle convicts and other riff-raff
What were you expecting?

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I'm trying.

Who /JeremyCuckbyn/ here?

I'm not so much a fan of his cringe social justice side, but I think his economics can help this country as a whole do quite well.

Meanwhile the tories and this old hag are nothing but elites that are going to keep us I the EU.

Tories don't give a shit about the you people, and neither do the Blairites.

#Corbyn2020 #Donnell2020

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you and me both lad. at least trying is better than just sitting around being a miserable cuck

should've wiped out the native people. less conflict in the long run

Of course she fucking did, the irish cow. Pissbag Elliot still there when you went?

CoE St. Peters represent

Corbyn has the best economics of the lot.

I do get miserable often. Idk how much strength I have left.

Corbyn is the best thing to happen to this country in a long time.

Keeping those cunts out.

We basically put a bunch of prisoners on a hot island

If anything, it went right

as someone who was in the same boat as you guys about this time last year, i cant stress enough to EXERCISE. it really helps more than anything else
just keep forcing yourself to do 45 minutes of something every day has a huge effect on your mood and self-esteem especially once you start to see results

>his economics
>'borrow more money and make things free, give the most to immigrants because they deserve it'
I'm sure that will work out fine.

Is this some kind of abstract new meme

>papers still running the maddie stories
>parents still milking the "we totally didn't kill her ourselves guys" meme
Kek

What political party should I join lads

Replace immigrants with white working class lad. They get more from Labour than the tories ever would give them.

watching the labour party lowly die is so satisfying!

there's no bottom to it, that's the redpill. it can always get worse. there's literally no end. it's up to you to start looking up and stop feeling sorry

Corbyn doesn't give a flying fuck about the white working class.

Do you think those new council houses will go to white brits? fucking kek

>pissbag elliot

Kek. He left a few years ago.

How many north east anons are there? This is the third time I've talked to someone on Sup Forums who went to burnside.

I sometimes do exercise at home. Nowhere near 45 mins though. I have so little energy. I go back to uni next month so at least I'll be more active.

living healthy and exercising is a massive boost, you're not wrong

She seems really determined for Brexit, more so than any other party leaders.

Tories.

They generally do where i'm from. Yet again i'm in a white Labour area.

I made this for you despressed user

Monster raving loony party

nowt better to do in wallsend than shitpost desu. I know there's one that posts in Sup Forums and a few that post in /toy/.

Why the fuck would you join those rotten bastards who only care about rich jews?

nice meme

Who /yorkshire tea/ here?

>tfw authoritarian left aerospace engineer

you got "builds the helicopters" in the wrong square

Thanks Tony

bought some and a yorkshire mug to go down south with to uni

Friendly reminder that MI5 killed Mrs Cox to rig the referendum yet she died for nothing.

Yes lad. Easily the nicest tea.

Can you make a Karen Blair?

Join the Tory Reich user.

>They generally do where i'm from

I live in a city that is completely labour, the labour council has consistently betrayed the white working class in favour of immigrants. My city is has had an increase over 70k in 10 years and over 75% were not born in the UK.

Fuck off with your Labour helping the white working class bullshit because it is categorically not true.

>determined for brexit
>was publicly for remaining

Yorkshire or Twinings English Breakfast, whichever is cheaper when I do a shop

Feels good to be a Tory scum

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3756210/Ex-Coronation-Street-star-Tracy-Brabin-nailed-Jo-Cox-s-Commons-seat.html

>Her seat will be taken by an old Corrie actor
The state of Labour.

True. This town is a big fat mistake.

I think I talked to the one from /toy/ on r9k once. He said he posted a picture of some figurine or whatever on his windowsill, and another person round who lived the corner from him recognised the street he was in.

Best tea there is.

Nothing

I remember the jo cox murder making me severely depressed because I couldn't see how it WASN'T dark forces trying to influence the referendum, (which is disheartening enough) and I was certain the british people would fall for it and we would continue our slide into hell
brexit was very much the prozac
>eternal anglo prevails again

Don't know why the greens don't merge with Labour for an ecosocialist party tbqh

tories are going to come out really well next election unless something goes wrong between now and then

labour just cant compete

Princess Diana died 19 years ago on this day.

nytimes.com/1997/08/31/world/europe/diana-obit.html

i hope they met up and had a pint at the Anson

This looks photoshopped as fuck.

Creepy fucking shit.

>The Guardian has released its latest ICM poll. As Anushka Asthana reports in her splash story, it gives the Tories a 14-point lead.

The cabinet meeting comes as a new ICM/Guardian poll gives the Conservatives a 14-point lead over the opposition, with May’s party up one point to 41%, while Labour has fallen one point to 27%.

Here are the full figures.


Conservatives - 41% (down 2 points from ICM last month)

Labour - 27% (no change)

Ukip - 13% (no change)

Lib Dems - 9% (up 1)

Greens - 4% (no change)

ICM collected responses from 1,813 people between 26 and 28 August.

There's a few NE anons on /r9k/ and in Britfeel I think

dont care

PBUH

I always wonder how many times I've walked past people I've had conversations with on here
on /brit/ once I found a guy who also lived in poole and was literally 5 minutes walk from me, we met up in the park and smoked weed together, pretty surreal

Why do any of you fucks like May? She's an authoritarian cuckservative type that's going to make your country an Orwellian nightmare (more than it already is) in order to "handle" the violence and shit that all the multiculturalism is causing and will cause in the future

I don't see what they could do (except over turn Brexit and that won't happen) that will get them to a worse state than labour.

although this is obviously FAR better than if lab and con were reversed, I'm a little concerned that the tories have such weak opposition. if labour does end up splitting it's going to be an absolute bloodbath

how can labour bois even compete?

Another economic crisis. People said the same for the tories in 1992 and labour in 2005

So far, she dindu nuffin wrong

when she does we riot

>Want to go to the Tory conference in Birmingham since I live there
>Will probably get egged or stabbed

I'm scared of the locals in the Anson desu. Still a /comfy/ pub.

Never thought about that much but chances are it's probably happened.

It doesn't seem likely though.

Paki.

She's handling Brexit well so far, she told the civil servants to get fucked and it appears hard Brexit will be happening.

am I right in saying another global economic collapse is inevitable, could happen any day and would make 2008 look like dropping a 50p down a drain? or have i been listening to too much peter schiff

>I'm a little concerned that the tories have such weak opposition

I'm not . . .. a couple of terms of the Conservatives in office could be good for us.

She supported GCHQ because Cameron told her to. She fought against Brexit because Cameron told her to. She had to do both or she would have lost her position.

feels bad man

Who really gives a flying fuck tbqh
>muh pakis
>muh human rights causes
>muh animal rights causes
>muh People's Princess™
Disgrace to the house of Her Maj

is this the song for all 4chins lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=PyIo1M-Sp1g

this, I don't get why there are many who are quick to say she's great when we haven't really seen her do anything yet.

For one her track record doesn't look good:
was for remain
was for snoopers charter

poltards who like her please explain

For Labour to win the next election. The torys will have to piss on their chips, big time.
Neither Corbin or Smith have a hope. Even with the SNP. What Labour need to do is restructure again.

see

You should be more worried about the other one.

When was the last time a cuckleaf posted in Brit/pol/ anyway?

is that true? I mean it could be as I don't know how it works, but Boris was for leaving so why do you say cameron forced may to remain?

GLOBALIST FORCES
MANIPULATING BEHIND CLOSED DOORS
YET JO COX IS ON FOURS
HERE ON ROBOT WARS

oi my grandma used to drink in the anson all the time. it was right comfy and the old people were a laugh. i miss the coop. it was like a mini eldon square.

imagine unknowingly chatting with old school friends and not even knowing. weirdest feeling.

would quite like north americans to leave our threads alone desu, they don't get it