IT

6 days until you float too

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i'm so excited for it, probably going to be the only Stephen King film besides The Shining.

3 days. Feels good to live in Europe.

they allow you to watch movies in the Sharia zones?

MUM'S GONNA FLOAT

The Mist is better than that pretentious piece of nothing happens besides Jack Nicholson acting silly The Shining

Why does the design look so fucking bad

Yes, but I'm actually surprised they let us see It. Too many white kids in this movie.

What does it mean when you want to watch this only because it's memeworthy but in reality it looks like absolute garbage?

a meme movie

don't forget your bulletproof vest jamal

Because you're a contrarian who pretends the original is good

because it's more true to the book and the book is fucking bad :^)

Does anyone have a list of good King adaptations?

I want to fuck the clown.

What's wrong with Pennywise's design?

Numales can't take in anything sincerely anymore. These same numales don't have a dad. Just a coincidence, right?

>good King adaptations

>Only good Stephen King film

King doesn't have any good books, let alone good film adaptations.

Waaaaah King says NIGGER too much waaaaaah I hate him!

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Bill took up contortionist classes just to do this scene

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Stop forcing this meme, she doesn't look anything like Pennywise

Misery
The Shining
Shawshank
Green Mile
The Mist
The Running Man

I like it, I appreciate that they are including stuff from the book like the fridge even when they can't do all of the scenes.

THE DECISION to give the National Book Foundation's annual award for "distinguished contribution" to Stephen King is extraordinary, another low in the shocking process of dumbing down our cultural life. I've described King in the past as a writer of penny dreadfuls, but perhaps even that is too kind. He shares nothing with Edgar Allan Poe. What he is is an immensely inadequate writer on a sentence-by-sentence, paragraph-by-paragraph, book-by-book basis. The publishing industry has stooped terribly low to bestow on King a lifetime award that has previously gone to the novelists Saul Bellow and Philip Roth and to playwright Arthur Miller. By awarding it to King they recognize nothing but the commercial value of his books, which sell in the millions but do little more for humanity than keep the publishing world afloat. If this is going to be the criterion in the future, then perhaps next year the committee should give its award for distinguished contribution to Danielle Steel, and surely the Nobel Prize for literature should go to J.K. Rowling.
What's happening is part of a phenomenon I wrote about a couple of years ago when I was asked to comment on Rowling. I went to the Yale University bookstore and bought and read a copy of "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone." I suffered a great deal in the process. The writing was dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs." I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing.

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wheres the pasta at

because its really fucking good

dead zone

How would you describe this scene, Sup Forums?

It's going to be overhyped shite

I read the leaks

Pennywise will be beaten by BLM and mike will look down at him and say ''fuck you assbitch trump-lookin mothafucka'' before shooting him in the head

I hope Fagg Blowhard dies first and horribly

It means youre autistic and spend too much time on toxic websites

CANT WAIT for faggots here to find reasons to hate it after it gets good reviews. I love contrarians

>he thinks pretentious is an insult
Laugh at the brainlet

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No need to wait, early reviews already say its good.

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IT stinks

guess you never read the book or the mini series

>hyped for a movie whos director's last movie was Mama

Its going to be shit but I can see why you want to succeed so bad.

I'm so fucking hype for this.

>no reviews yet

Which means it's not being screened for critics.
Which means, it's a piece of shit.

green mile
the shining (book is shit)

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You're blind, user.

Why is this piece of shit film getting shilled so hard?

>if i'm not interested in the [movie] then everyone who is is just a shill
great Sup Forums logic.

You mean the 5 Twitter posts?

I read the mini series like three times.

lol

Are you? Cherry picking positive comments from Twitter =/= a good movie.
The real critics aren't getting a chance to watch it because the studio knows it's a flop.
If the studio had any faith in it, the embargo would have been lifted three weeks ago.

It's already being screened to critics, the review embargo ends Sept 5

I don't know why people are so adamant to movie studio shills existing on a board where racism and pornography thrives because the mods gave up

wow, glad I'm not the only person to notice this.

I bet there's a twist reveal about her being Pennywise

ONE

Fake news, this movie has already been screened to some critics and still is before Sept 5 when the review embargo ends. This is in line with other WB movies like Wonder Woman and Dunkirk which had reviews posted 2-4 days before it released.

I like how the only time Sup Forums is a secret club is when people talk about how multiple corporate entities have marketers on Sup Forums.

OOH WAHH AHH AHH

>The Shining movie is a good adaptation of the book
no, it's a good movie but it's very different from the book

love it

Because you're a redditor trying to fit in

IM THE TROUBLE STARTER

Dunkirk is the best movie of the year and had a review embargo too.
> it's a flop
Tracking to make $60M on the US opening weekend, R-rated, in september and on a $30M budget. This shit is going to print money son

>not being excited for IT
Go back to redbit

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KEK

>Paying the Hollywood jew money to see their shit products

Come on lads. We came so close to killing them this summer. Why are you going to willingly give them your neet bux ?

DTand by me
IT
Shawdhank redemption

mfw she accidentally revealed in an interview that her character dies

>Because the studio knows it's a flop
>Projected to make double its budget back domestically in its opening weekend

blind premiers pump up projections, yo

>>Projected to make double its budget back domestically in its opening weekend
And I think this is another low ball like they did with Wonder Woman, just so they can have the "beats expectations" headline afterwards. People are very hyped about this, 60 million is too low. If it gets 80% or more on RT, it'll make more than that almost for sure

Except this movie has like a fraction of the budget of WW

bump

t. Tyrone el americano

its this shit real

I'll watch the webrip ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

how can this be considered scary when his face is plastered everyone online and irl, there's no suspense whatsoever.

>not liking Cujo

>opens in over 4000 theaters after two dry weeks of nothing

I'll have to watch it because i'm a big fan of the books but everything so far is looking terrible.
The design of pennywise doesn't make sense, the creature being supposed to take the appearance of a clown to lure kids into it's trap. The design being a shitty spooky clown is the worst idea ever.
Also the way the whole thing is presented seem so far away from the heavy, slow, psycological pressure of the books.
Welp, looking shit so far, but with this director and actors it's no surprise.

it was always an unsettling fucking clown, stop clowning around
the performance is very good, and the guy nailed it, balancing on both childish and nightmarish
the heavy, slow, psychological pressure is in

TWISTED FIRESTARTER

>big fan of the books
Then you would know Pennywise is supposed to be a scary clown you lying piece of shit.

read the book again you cunt
The 20 first pages actually, or is it too hard for you retard?
You think the child would look into the sewer and have a casual conversation with the clown of the new movie?
In the book (and the old movie) the clown is funny looking, not absolutly terrifying.

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proves all the more you have no idea what youre talking about

WE'RE GOING TO FLOAT HEHE
XD AND YOU TOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAH !!

You're such a fucking moron

i'm not black, i already know how to float

clowns are unironically not scary

Brutal

last time i went to the cinema Sup Forums memed me into watching datk knght rises and it was the worst decision ive ever done
im about to book the tickets for thursday should i even go or wait for the BRrip? is it the best horror movie that came out lately as lot of people say?

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Explain the "we all float down here" thing to me.

the bodies of dead kids