You can have sex with any actress, but in exchange you can only watch tv shows/films she appears in for the rest of your life. Do you do it? Who do you choose?
You can have sex with any actress...
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A GOT actress
>Do you do it?
No, I haven't lost all hope yet
Monica Bellucci, as long as I'm having sex with prime Bellucci.
>watching revolution
You're doomed.
no gross
Probably. It's not like there's any good films coming out anyway.
not even mad
The redhead from prometheus because she's hot and I still haven't seen prometheus
wouldnt do it
kinoes before hoes man
emilia clarke win win
I don't think my girlfriend would like it if I slept with another woman
this desu
I masturbate and never watch television or film again
wow you're so honorable for not answering a hypothetical that your girlfriend will never see
Only one time or whenever I want?
Probably Jennifer Jason Leigh as she's a good actress who elevates any film she appears in (which are generally decent indie dramas)
I'd post my waifu and say I would see her shows and movies only, for all my life gladly, since she actually makes interesting stuff and is quite a good non-meme actress... But it's not happening and I'd want more than just "sex". And all of this doesn't mean a damn.
"But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart."
Susan Sarandon easily
>giving up actual kino, the only thing that sustains my shut in life
I dunno friends, I'd do some wicked shit to have Eva, but not that.
Gena Rowlands
Ryan gooseling
Easy, Elaine from Seinfeld.
Naomi Watts
Duh
I'd choose pic related.
If ddidn't choose Amy Adams you either didn't think long enough or you're clinically stupid
heh heh I get it cos they're all porn stars
>the only good film shes been in she only played a very small role in
Why would I want to only watch The Master?
>implying any woman would want to have sex with me
>sad_face.png
is there a female eric roberts that does 20 movies a year
not really worth it, you can have fly somewhere and have sex with gorgeous women for a couple grand
Is FAS hereditary? Cause she has breeding hips and it would be a shame otherwise
hnnnnnnng!!
mommy I want some milk!
>Is FAS hereditary?
I've always wanted to know, too!
easy mode
>The Master
>Talladega Nights
>Her
>Arrival
I guess there aren't as many as I thought but she's still a fantastic actress, even if the movies she's in aren't as good
Sigourney Weaver would be my second choice
I'd have to choose between Naomi Watts and Vera Farmiga, because they're both pretty and talented. There are hotter actresses, but I have to think about my long term film life.
Jada Stevens
>she's still a fantastic actres
She was a literal plank of wood in that shitfest Arrival.
No matter to me I don't TV anyway
Arrival was a very disappointing movie that refused to use the brains it clearly had, but I thought her performance was pretty much the best anyone could do with that role
How cucked does one have to be that they can't even hypothetically have sex with another woman?
she is fucking revolting
Dominique Swain. She age like milk though.
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Stay mad
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>Tfw the quality of the film is inversely related to how much I want to have sex with the leading actress
I'll pick Christina Hendricks since she is the exception to this rule
She aged terribly.
nope. not worth it. virgins will say yes though.
I bet your girlfriend is the kind of retard that gets mad and denies you sex because she dreamed you cheated on her
who are you quoting?
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>virgins will say yes though
So then why did you say no?
elle fanning
If I could have prime Christina Applegate Married with Children would sustain me.
hol up OP
If I choose to have sex with an actress, will it be how she is currently, or do I get to pick between different eras of said actress? Because both my answer and the girl of my choosing would would really change up depending on the circumstances
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Looks like Clark duke
yes please
this desu.
Absolutely. I'll probably never bag someone as attractive as prime ScarJo or anything, but I can still do OK for myself and keep enjoying my kino.
>that fur
I dont care about movies or tv shows anyway so I'll just pick the most attractive actress - Jennifer Connelly
Evie
HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE, THIS IS FROM THE MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO BEHIND THE SCENES FEATURE
I remember watching this when I was younger and trying to impress my parents with that trick
would we watch it together?
Lost and ... ?
You can choose an era. Also you gain full access to a TV show regardless of how many episodes she's been in.
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>Only one time or whenever I want?
One time.
>would we watch it together?
No
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>The brains that it had
>Literally just a watered down Slaughterhouse-Five with less interesting structure, more self fellating and pretentious philosophical posturing, and less ambiguity
nice choice my friend
read the name of the condition out retards
obviously natalie portman
she looks so fucking gorgeous here
Arrival is part of a recent series of movies I'd describe as Dunning-Kruger Sci-Fi. Along with Interstellar and to a somewhat lesser extent The Martian, they perfectly play to the crowd that fancies themselves as (and, to be fair, may truly be) smarter than average audiences but are not as smart as genuinely "smart people." They are movies designed to make the audience feel smart by introducing complicated and heady concepts, and then holding the viewer's hand the entire way through until there is next to nothing to be left up to interpretation.
If you didn't already know the twist in Arrival by the time she was in the milky section of the ship with the aliens AT LEAST, you perfectly fit the audience I am talking about.
There is no reward for being smart while viewing these movies because everything is eventually spelled out in big fridge magnet letters. Any clever idea is made so transparent that even the most simple in the audience will get it. It also removes any reward for rewatching or trying to figure out what you just saw.
Granted, there is a difference between Arrival and Interstellar. I think where Interstellar was pretending to have a brain it actually didn't have, Arrival has a brain that it is refusing to let the audience use.
Completely disappointing movie.
Also
>so that just happened
What the fuck is that thing
This. I love my waifu but her movies/shows are absolute shite
Joe Pesci
same here brotha
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yup
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>Seinfeld
>Curb
>NL's Christmas Vacation
>Veep
It's a no brainer
Sharon Stone.
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Is it just sex for 1 time? Or can I have sex with her whenever I want?
man of culture.
seriously, there are DOZENS chicks as pretty as these actress, or even more.
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My choice would be Liv Tyler anyway
absolutely this
Shame that's airbrushed, I know she's old af but it'd have been amazing if she'd kept that skin.
this, and going on the fact you can only do it once, but pick any era you want, i'd have to go with Leon era Neta-Lee.
>an entire catalog of fantastic movies ranging from arthouse, comedy, blockbusters, oscar bait, and romcoms
can't go wrong desu
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I guess I'll just watch Mad Men reruns after Mommy milks me.
You get Drive as well
>actually end up with some kino's
What do you think she smells like? I bet it's heavenly.
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