Be American

>Be American
>Shart in Mart.

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you are looking up pictures of shit on the internet in your spare time.

Re-evaluate your life

How do they not notice the smell

Irish-American*

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>be potato nigger
>try to force a weak meme
sage

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SHART IN HOUSE

We will teach our pants shitting ways soon enough, Europeans! You will eat taco bell, and you will poop your pants!

>be Irish
>forget how to hunt and fish
>unnecessarily allow your children to die of starvation
>come to America
>discover alcohol
>transform over night into white niggers

I swear to god, italian posters are the worst. Fix your debt ridden country your greasy fuck

>first batch already dried up on her pants

Op is in Ireland, the other debt saturated piigs country.

I still don't get where these mental patients live that can shit their pants and not know it.

Memes aside, who the fuck does this?

individual kek

>Op is in Ireland
What I said, it´s literally the same country. Who gives a crap

Americans

>plop in shop making people this mad

Is this caused by anal because the inter net fucks them everyday?

>mental patients
>Americans
sounds about right

DESIGNATED
SHARTING
MART

Why do americans shart in mart?
Why do americans plop in shop?
Why do americans excrete in boutique?
Why do americans egesta in shopping center?
Why do americans diarrhea in galleria?

>Be potato nigger

Ohhh man, nice poop joke haha! Mind if I save that one for later? Oh man my co-workers are gonna crack up when they hear this one. Haha, damn, epic thread so far, keep it up guys!!

...and that's an //Australian// talking

you were born in australia
re-evaluate your life

SHART

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Right? I'm an American who has shopped at Walmart my entire life and I've yet to see any shitstained sweatpants outside of Sup Forums

I dare you to shove your face in that and take a big whiff.

I'll tell you why.. because American food is shit. These fat people (all Trump supporters trust me) live off of cheetos, hot pockets, funyons, pizza rolls, and coca cola. If you eat that diet, most of what comes out of your ass will be that most horrible of hybrids: the shart. It's a damn disgrace and dishonor to america.. but it is true that america is full of white trash like this.

pay taxes

This is really low level shitposting desu. I've never seen anyone do this either.

I've been shopping at Walmart my whole life and never seen anyone shit their pants in walmart. All of the parking lots tend to smell like shit though.

Anyway, this meme is stupid. Shart at Mart doesn't even sound good. Who the fuck says "shart." You could surely name the meme better.

the indians are still proxyposting

Wouldn't most of those people be democrats to plead for better Healthcare because of their shit diet? Like fat black women?

> peru

>Visit Walmart
>Half the aisles are underwear

Now I know why.

I have bad news for you...you are the village shart marter.

>Why do americans excrete in boutique?

what rhymes with "offal" (pronounced awful).....

>offal where it's unlawful

This is probably the most disgusting thing I've seen in my life.

> Indian posters desperately try to reverse DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET around on Americans.

>german education
:^)

>be me
>be in mart
>feel the urge
>the urge to purge
>to strong to resist much longer
>all the way back in the adult diapers section, no way I can make it to loo at front of the store
>waddle around frantically
>gates break
>feel the familiar warm leak down back of pants
>stench of shart, spaghetti overwhelming
>suddenly realize everything will be ok
>am in Walmart after all
>go to the designated shart cleanup station on aisle 9
>no one bats an eye
>clean myself up
>mfw I live in the most shart friendly nation on earth

haha you would think.. right? But no they are just uneducated, low class, stupid fat white trash that think gays, brown people, and jews are a threat to their life, when actually it's been republicans who have torn them a new asshole for 30+ years. I am embarassed to be a white american.. because many white americans are the lowest form of life in the entire world.

Nice proxy
Shart in mart
Poo and sue

First post best post.
Divide and conquer post, .. saged.
Anglosphere united, can never be defeated.

>poo in loo 2.0: electric boogaloo
>it's very low energy, like something an indian/poo-in-loo would make
HMMMMMMM

why

> poo and sue

> (You)
>haha you would think.. right? But no they are just uneducated, low class, stupid fat white trash that think gays, brown people, and jews are a threat to their life, when actually it's been republicans who have torn them a new asshole for 30+ years. I am embarassed to be a white american.. because many white americans are the lowest form of life in the entire world.

OK now you're trying too hard

Well memed, friend.

This is all India had to do to live down their designated shitting street/poo in loo infamy. Ignore it or play along.

>he doesnt shart in mart
>he will never know that sweet public release
>he will never know the ultimate freedom of sharting where you please with zero repercussions
>he will never know that squishy legfeel

Dont knock it till you try it, mart sharting is literally GOAT

photoshart in mart

>iFunny

Leave this site.

>rajeesh's tears flowing, he tries desperately to counter the waves of poo
>alas, with his brain made out of fecal matter, came out a smelly, low-energy idea!
>shart in mart
>directed at americans
>i'm such a genius, said rajeesh
>he posts it
>even though it is low-energy, it still sweeps Sup Forums
>at last, my sweet, sweet revenge, murmurs the naïve rajeesh

This coming from the country with the biggest debt in the world.

Joker liberate us(a)!

BANTER

>POOP IN JUG

typical white woman

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white people

>Being this butthurt

Going to do a big shart in mart?

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Debt to GDP is actually worse in your country than the US.

i gotta go wipe after reading all that, made me sweaty and farty

Chill with that, Walmart typically has designated sharting aisles, there's only a few tards that actually shart outside of those.

>shart in mart
>to a slav
Please, Rajeesh.

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made me cry

Amerisharts btfo

go ask Kek

How will they ever recover

An american is trying to shart meme an aussie. Opposite day?

an hero faggot

We've just gotten 13bn Yuro richer mart

wipe and move on as usual

>am in a Walmart after all
Kek

>American on vacation
>Piddle in Lidl
>Get thrown out

What the actual fuck?

tacobell is to blame 10 of 10 times

>another day
>another russia shills proxy war

True

holy shit

i remember the 'milhouse is not a meme' meme

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How will we ever recover?

>hopefully by losing weight, getting new clothes, and doing kegels so we keep keep the anus tight

>Be Indian
>Shart everywhere

its actually the "smell of freedom", a american said once, as i asked him.

>hunting and fishing scales on an island with millions of people

whew lad

>Be European
>Save pictures of people covered in shit