So why does Louis CK have a reputation as a "cuck" on this board? I don't know too much about him, don't watch his show...

So why does Louis CK have a reputation as a "cuck" on this board? I don't know too much about him, don't watch his show. I have heard some of his standup on Pandora, it doesn't really sound like the stuff Sup Forums associates with being a "cuck". His material makes fun of men and women equally and isn't bad, some of it is actually quite funny. So is it something outside his standup or have I just not listen to enough?

Jewtube search "louis ck white people" or "time travel".

he voted for HILLERAY

your confused teenagers overuse a word and also use it wrong? surprising.

>white guilt
>shill for hillary
>balding
>why is he a cuck

He started cuckin and jivin with DAE WHITE PEOPLE bits. He's still arguably the best comedian of our time.

>"Like"
*crowd snickers*
>"WHITE PEOPLE"
*crowd losing control; a laugh or two is heard*
>"AM I RITE?"
*crow erupts into guffaws*

It's a meme created and propagated by retards.

Here are some examples:

It's just like Tumblr. Make fun of women once, you're a mysoginst. Make fun of men once and you're a cuck.

Hi diddly ho, Redditerino!

>louis ck steps on stage
>his appearance is disheveled, beard unkempt, clothes tattered, skin paler than usual
>dark bags droop beneath his sunken, dead eyes
>the crowd cheers as he slowly limps to the microphone
>he grasps it with a trembling hand
>"L-Lit..."
>the crowd is on the edge of their seats
>"Little..." ck barely audibly whispers
>a pair of size thirteen jordans lands on stage
>"Oh God I can't do this anymore"
>louis runs off stage sobbing
>the crowd is still, silence broken only by an indistinct "dayum" in the back
>"I guess that's that"
>the crowd begins getting up from their seats and leaving the auditorium single-file
>a faint bongo drumming is heard in the distance
>the crowd looks behind them at the stage
>the drumming becomes louder and more discernible
>a lone negro sits back down in his seat
>suddenly the curtains burst open
>"OOGA BOOGA"
>an entirely naked, oiled up louis ck somersaults onstage
>"TEENY WEENY WHITE PEENIES"
>the audience roars in excitement and begins rushing back to their seats
>"HEYOOOO DID SOMEBODY SAY BIG BLACK COCKS?"
>multiple audience members are trampled to death in the stampede
>"NIGGER DICK NIGGER DICK NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER DICK"
>the audience desperately tries climbing over the stacks of limp bodies at the entrance door
>louis ck starts rolling around on the floor while screaming incoherently
>"HOWDY HOWDY ROWDY BUCKS"
>tupac's hologram appears on stage and begins performing his new single
>"WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN DOWN TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS"
>the surviving members of the audience begin rapping along with him
>louis ck is frothing at the mouth while rolling around
>neil degrasse tyson takes his shirt off and starts beating his chest
>in the far south, a white supremacist cartoonist in a cowboy hat suddenly wakes up from a fitful sleep
>"I sense... a disturbance"

>dimly lit stage
>low fire pits set up in a semi-circle
>Louis CK walks on wearing nothing but a loin cloth
>audience starts giggling
>"Ladies and Gentlemen, do you know what's behind this loincloth?"
>audience screams "No!" through stifled laughter
>"A very small, white penis!"
>Louis rips off the loincloth to reveal his tiny manhood
>audience starts laughing in earnest
>"Folks, admit it, white penises are inadequate to satisfy the sexual appetites of our women."
>audience starts nodding
>"But, I have a solution"
>Louis CK pulls out a knife out of his ass
>"I am not a man," Louis CK proclaims, "these are men"
>ten muscular black-as-night Africans come out of the shadows, their long dicks swinging
>women in the audience are ushered on stage
>men are given knives
>"I want you to face the facts"
>Louis CK ceremoniously chops off his dick
>a nearby African pulls out a scimitar out of a fire pit and cauterizes CK's wound
>Louis screams in agony and falls on all fours
>two Africans see their cue and start spit roasting Louis
>women from the audience are stripped and bred on stage
>white men in the audience follow Louis and cut of their dicks
>ushers are ready to cauterize them
>Louis swallows the load from the African in front of him
>"A NEW AGE HAS BEGUN"
>"IT IS NOW THEIR TURN"

>LITTLE WHITE DICKS!
BOOOOOOOOOO!
*Crowd begins to hiss and shout phrases like "GET OUTTA TOWN!"*
>BIG BLACK COCKS!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!
*Crowd begins to cheer, stomp feet and lift lighters into the air*
>Now I know there are some people out there that haven't tasted a black man's cock!
>"Some haven't even let one plant their seed in their wives!"
*Crowd begins to boo and hiss again*
>But most straight white privileged males don't even engage in black culture!
>I for instance recently met the Wu-Tang Clan
>I heard one of their songs was called "Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin to fuck wit"
>More like, Wu-Tang Clan AIN'T NUTHIN TO KEK WIT!
>Like seriously! They absolutely ravaged my wife's dripping cunt hole, I slurped up the cum from her pussy after everyone of them defiled her!
*Crowd begins to cheer as all white males in the crowd are beaten*
>I mean it's only my duty isn't it!? Whites LITERALLY invented slavery and everything bad in the world!
*All the white females in the crowd are now being raped while the white males are being forced to watch and suck BBCs*
>MY DAUGHTER SHOULD LITERALLY GET RAPED BY BLACK COCK!
>NOW FOR OUR SPECIAL GUESTS, THE RZA, THE GZA, OLD DIRTY BASTARD, INSPECTAH DECK, RAEKWON THE CHEF, U-GOD, GHOSTFACE KILLAH AND THE METHOD MAN!
*Wu-Tang Clan storm on stage with their cocks hanging out, Louis is already on his knees sucking off ODB while RZA starts rapping*
>THERE'S NO PLACE TO HI-HIDE WHEN I SLIP INSI-HIDE THE WOMB... DOCTOR DOOM, PREPARE FOR THE BOOM!... OH MAN... I SLAM... YOUR MAM! NOW WATCH HER CREAM LIKE TARZAAAAN!
*Louis is now being raped by Ghostface as he sucks off Method Man and ODB*

>not repeating every shitty Sup Forums meme ad nauseum
>lol le rebbitor doesnt into board culture

neck yourself.

>the audience is growing impatient
>a young white woman and a small contingent of white men are seated in the middle of the auditorium, surrounded on all sides by black bucks
>they fearfully look on as the crowd becomes increasingly erratic
>"EYYO WHERE THE WHITE BOY AT DOO?"
>a small group of basketball americans are seen beating bongo drums and blowing vuvuzelas in the back
>"IMMA TEAR THIS MOFUCKA DOWN IN ONE MINUTE IF-"
>suddenly the curtains part
>the crowd immediately goes silent
>louis ck steps out wearing nothing but a bathrobe
>they look on in anticipation, mouths agape
>louis ck steps up to the microphone but does not utter a single word
>the crowd starts shifting uncomfortably in their seats
>the white men futilely look behind them to the exit
>shaquille o'neal steps in their line of site and blocks the doorway
>louis silently pans over the crowd and begins licking his lips
>the silence becomes unbearable
>an erection emerges from louis' bathrobe
>a black baby is heard crying in the distance
>the audience starts twitching, unable to cope
>louis ck leans in to the microphone, lips touching the surface
>barely parts his lips to compose a whisper
>"big black cocks"
>the crowd erupts into hoots and hollers and begins stomping their feet in unison
>the white woman is already hogtied and having her earlobes stretched
>the screams of chimpanzees are drowned out by loud rap music
>BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN ERRWHERE
>circuis performers ride their stolen bikes on stage
>the entire concession stand has been looted
>the white men are crucified as the crowd cheeers
>the ghost of martin luther king jr is seen up in the rafters
>a single phantasmal tear rolls down his cheek

>being dense and butthurt about memes
>joining threads on topics you aren't into because you're totally stickin it to drumpf
GB2R

I went to a show the other week and I actually ended up feeling sorry for the guy. He got on stage and it was like:

"Hey guys, how are we doing tonight."
>You're a cuck Louis!
"Haha, yeah, thanks, thanks. Listen, before I talk about that, a funny story happened to me the other day. I was with my daughters---"
>INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUNDS!
"Yeah, haha, but this wasn't it. I was with my daughters---"
>Probably out looking for bulls and studs!
>BBC!
"No, this isn't a cuck story, listen---"
>CU-CKY LOU-IE
*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
>CU-CKY LOU-IE
*CLAP-CLAP CLAP-CLAP-CLAP*
"Urgh, fine. We were looking for some BBC."
>Crowd erupts in laughter to the point where Louis can't even talk for a full five minutes.

I genuinely felt bad for the guy. He looked utterly defeated. It seemed like he had a funny story he wanted to tell, but the crowd just cornered him into doing his cuck material. I think he was happy to take the cuck dollar for a while but he looked so sad up there. I guess this is what you get for promoting race-mixing and the cuckolding lifestyle. I still can't help but feel that he has some funny non-cuck material left in him though. It's really too bad.

>there are people who honestly think Sup Forums isn't a designated shitposting board

>im a lonely faggot
ftfy

>Louis CK wipes the sweat from his brow on stage
>An audience of thirty thousand bulls looks on in anticipation
>He clears his throat
>"As you may know, I am a devout Christian man"
>The crowd murmurs in confusion
>"I believe in God, and I believe his creations to be perfect"
>The murmurs grow louder, people look from side to side in confusion
>"For instance, the white vagina, one of God's greatest creations"
>A few "hells yeah" are shouted from the stands
>"A perfect formulation, sculpted solely for one reason and one reason only - the synergism of God's OTHER greatest creation."
>A sly smirk forms beneath his ginger beard
>"The big... black.. COCK"
>The crowd jumps out of their seats and begins cheering
>"A flawless specimen, to which all white women must submit!"
>The crowd begins doing the wave
>A black man grabs a white woman by the collar and forces himself upon her
>"HOLD IT BROTHER!"
>A spotlight shines down on the negro and his victim
>"Now is not yet the time..."
>The negro puts his bbc back in his pants
>"For not ALL of God's creations are... perfect"
>The audience solemnly nods in agreement
>"Let us not forget who I am, or why we are here"
>Louis' voice begins to crack
>"I know I am a lowly white man, unfit to even address your glorious race"
>The crowd starts cheering again
>"I shouldn't even be here right now. I should be at the IBG, watching my wife get eiffel towered by superior bucks"
>Shouts of "WURLSTA" echo through the room
>"My mere presence on stage is evidence of my privilege"
>He gets down on his hands and knees
>"And for that, I am sorry..."
>He pulls down his pants and spreads his cheeks
>"I am so, so sorry..."
>The crowd begins climbing on stage
>"And now... NOW is the time"
>Louis closes his eyes as the darkness closes in around him

>A chariot with golden rims rolls up on stage being pulled by six malnourished white slaves
>Three slaves, chained together at the ankles, lift Louis CK off the chariot and place him on the stage floor
>They prostrate themselves as Louis steps up to the microphone
>A dozen gold chains and rosaries adorn his neck
>The entire crowd watches in silence, hearts pounding with excitement
>The remaining slaves place a feathered tribal headdress upon his ginger skull, before lying alongside the other slaves
>Louis CK stares off into the crowd, bucks as far as the eye can see
>They begin to tremble with excitement
>Louis CK holds out his hands - C U C K L I F E adorned across his fists in platinum
>The sheer tension in the crowd is palpable
>Two slaves emerge from stage left holding a water cooler tank filled to the brim with suspicious white liquid, followed by two large whip-wielding bucks
>The slaves place the jug in Louis' open arms before bowing and assuming the fetal position
>Louis turns the tank towards the audience, revealing the words "BUCK JUICE" written on the front in permanent marker
>He takes a big breath, turns the tank upside down, and begins chugging the juice, never breaking eye contact with the crowd
>With every gulp he sputters a bit all over the stage floor
>The bulls begin whipping him
>"ERRY LAST GULP WHITE BOY"
>Louis begins choking
>"CHUG CHUG CHUG"
>The whipping intensifies, a clear erection grows beneath his parachute pants
>Louis suddenly collapses on the floor
>The crowd gasps
>"Cuck King, NO!"
>He slowly stands back up, knees wobbling and semen dripping from his chin
>Louis grins wickedly and holds up the empty jug to the crowd, before collapsing once again
>The crowd explodes in applause, whistling and cheering
>"ENCORE, ENCORE"
>A second jug is brought on stage
>Louis looks up and sighs

>Louis C.K. walks on stage. The crowd becomes energetic just at the sight of him. It is made up of mostly white middle class americans. He is filming a special tonight called "White Males-Who needs them?"

>"You know what I hate?"

This single utterance is enough to send uncontrollable snickers throughout the audience as they all brace themselves for whats coming.

>"White males."

A roar of laughter emenates immediately, the loudest ones of all are the male audience members. Several of the women slip there fingers into the wetness between their thighs and begin to masturbate.

>"I mean seriously, they think they are entitled to everything. We persecuted black men for centuries, all because we knew we could never compete with Jamal."

The laughter begins to sound like screaming as the smell of bodily fluids and and sweat fill the auditorium. Many men are doubled over, there vocal cords to the point of tearing from the constant grating due to there uncontrollable laughter. In one corner, several men have begun voluntarily castrating themselves and piling there white genitalia in a pile. Almost all the women have degenerated into an animalistic state of aggression of lust. They begin to humiliate and mutilate the men, who all willingly take there punishment.

>"I THINK IT'S TIME WE ALL TOOK A VISIT TO THE INTERRACIAL BREEDING FIELDS, EXCEPT FOR THE WHITE MEN OF COURSE."

The auditorium doors are ripped apart as a horde of muscular black men rush inside many wearing no more than grass skirts and snapbacks with Stars of David embroidered on them. The frantic scene turns into what can no more than be described as an orgy of violence. White women leap onto the black mens erect penises, while the blacks start to rap Zulu chants. The white men all watch delighted, until they bow down to there negro gods. Louis CK was last seen leaping into the audience, squeeling

>"OH YES BLACK COCKS FIT THEM ALL IN MY ASS AND MOUTH I AM YOUR LITTLE PUTA AIAIAIAI LET ME FONDLE THOSE BALLS"

wow Sup Forums is really butt hurt by how funny Louis is

Can you give examples of him having white guilt? Also balding and being unkempt isn't really a great reason to call him a cuck, I'd imagine the average Sup Forums poster looks like that

That bit was fucking great.
Come the fuck on now, I'm a huge fan and it's fairly obvious. Literally the first post in this thread is about a bit with white guilt. "And we deserve it" it doesn't get any more spelled out than that.

you can't even spell correctly.