*blocks your path*

*blocks your path*

*steals your Grandpa's stuff*

*gives you 3x the amount you asked for*

>3x
got 1 digit 3x
wow really makes me think

wow replies to trips and gets dubs
really made me think

ya blew it.

whatd you say, punk?

*gives double handshake with enthusiasm*

I'M MIKE WOLFE

PICKED.com

>bought this shit for 50 bucks
>we will MAYBE sell it for 100

AW SHIT THAT'S A FIFTY DOLA PROFIT

HOL UP HOW U MEAN GAS COSTS MONEY?? THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN WE SPENT TIME WORKING ON THIS SHIT AND WORK HAS A MONETARY VALUE???

*200 bucks*

>tfw the bearded charmer starts bundling

THE BEARDED CHARMER
THE BUNDLER
THE MARIO TRIBUTE ACT
THE FAT ITALIAN AMERICAN SCUM BAG

>tfw plebs don't know rusty gold when they see it

>you have three seconds to get off my property
>chamber shell into my pump action shotgun

you just know those two have fucked, or at least the taller one got his ass ate by the heavyset dude

GUARANTEED

nothing gay about that

>those mid series episodes where mike was constantly belittling frank and talking down to him and frank just takes it because he knows it's his fault for sneaking into mike's motel room that one time dressed in only a tube sock and a beard.

>it's a mike asks frank about his date that he totally went on in order to let the audience know that they aren't absolute queers lmao episode

ass eating is gay if the tongue goes inside

>Danny goes picking
>she pays the asking price every time because "she just has to have it"
>find out she's a jehova's witness and her daughter was arrested for cooking meth

>it's a senile old WW2 vet who just wants to live in peace gives away a prized possession dear to him under the pressure of the cameras for half it's real value episode

I'd hate to be friends with such a lanklet.

>I want 50 dollars for it.
>I can give you 3 bread crumbs, a hug and firm handshake if you put your house in the deal.
>Deal!
>*footage of them later in the van with touchable gay tension*
>I think we can resell that dumbass old geezer house for 15 dollars for the rigth buyer.

>its a "your cousin watch a season of American Pickers" so he thinks he can make a living as a picker and winds up wasting 300 dollars on antiques that nobody wants to buy from a smelly mexican" episode

>ohhhh my... Frank come take a look at this!
>oh my god!
>sir, how long have you had this here?
>since my papa left to fight the Japs, that's his photo up there by the way
>this is amazing, this is beautiful
>it's a true piece of American history, Frank
>it sure is, classic Americana
>sir, would you be willing to part with this?
>that depends, how much are you willing to offer for it?
>we've got $500, cash, on us right now
>it's all yours
>[5 minutes later]
>there's a good market on these things and I know a guy who could fix it right up, we could get maybe 900 bucks off of this. Honestly I think we should keep it for the office. It's too beautiful.

so just sell it for him??? youre not a beaner, are you?

>its a "mike breaks the ankles of a 74 year old man in a 1 on 1 basketball match to decide who gets to pick the price on his antique" episode

damn, these were both by me, I sure am one lucky guy

>its a dubs thread
check em!

if i get dubs then the show will be cancelled in 6 months

*blocks your ratings*

whats his name again?

>tfw u realize franks disgusting protruding nipples appear whenever he finds an oil can or hairless indonesian boy

Pedo McMethhead

Re-roll

Chum "The Cum Bucket" Chumlee

>you'll never be an american-picker while stripping on the side.

Got a light?

>that disgusting leathery shemale runs the shop while the cute blonde is only allowed to balance the books

Woah

This show has the deepest lore

no

Pass

how is this gif real if tits arent real

Everybody get down they're gonna blow!

underrated

You would catch something, but it's worth it.

>it's a Danny uses her pinup skills against an old man who has not seen a woman since his wife died episode
Those are great

Local gay couple makes a fortune by forcing senile, old and lonely men to sell them the work of their lives for an incredibly low price.

racist old white cis men blown the FUCK out

the future is queer, deal with it gramps
2 bucks for all your ww2 medals

>sweet old lady thanks the pickers after they've completely swindled her

>steals

They bought it.

>It's a Mike and Frank receive a phone call from the edgy bitch and it's noon in both the US and Italy episode.

You watch the show too much. This is spot on.

>"Let me call Danielle, this vintage t-shirt I found under Frank's cat would be perfect for her!"