A cheap whore like you actually having standards? I agree, that is quite the fantasy

>A cheap whore like you actually having standards? I agree, that is quite the fantasy.

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comes off as too bitter and butthurt. all you'd get is a stare from the crowd and the hosts, then berated for saying some shit like that when she was only '''joking'''

who won in the end?

the one who isn't a frog

should have said
>"can't take 3 huge dicks at once eh?"

>You'd be shit out of luck, unlike me Leo has standards.

>oh yeah i bet he WOULDN'T fuck you! haha
yeah that's a real good one

You finally did it. This is literally the only acceptable response. Shame Jonah didnt have a year to figure this out.

What was going through Miles Teller's mind?

literally the only possible response other than laughing it off would be to do something cool like a backflip

I disagree. This is like the judo of comebacks. She uses her sex and his physical appearance as a jab, and he throws that insult back in her face by conceding his unattractiveness and humiliating her for being a loose woman, by her own admission. He does all this, while maintaining the whole theme about her fantasies. Maybe the word whore is a bit strong for television, maybe he should say hussy instead, but the message of this comeback is impossible for her to counter. He just needs to keep the tone of his voice playful and relaxed while delivering it, like Gregory House, and it would be an instant KO.

>Leo and Brad Pitt huh? So you want a taste of the Hollywood life hmm? Well, you don't deserve that. You deserve shit
>At this point Jonah jumps out of the chair, crawls over to the French girl and tackles her
>They wouldn't want you, my dear. You aren't even good enough to be a 10$ backpage whore. No, you'll be my virgin fart slave
>Jonah's crushing weight is too much for the weather girl, she is no match. He sits his 350 lb, dingle berry infested ass on her face
>"Ya know I tried some of your local cuisine, it didn't really sit right HAHAHA."
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPT*
>her screams of broken English are muffled by his layers of fat
>"NOOO STOP, STINKY."
>*BRAAAAAAAAPT*
>"Yes, breath it in my dear, that's the only taste of the Hollywood life you will ever experience!"
>*b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bbbrrrrrraaaa-a-a-aaa-aaa-aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA̯̩͜A̱̹͉͙͈Ạ̞̞͉A̖̯͚͍͙̘A̱͡A̱̟̼̖̥Á̩̜͍̳AAA̗A̝͇̩̪̺̱̹A͖̦͚͔̘͇͢AA̸͙͇͔̭̻A̱̗͇̳̱A̷̜̻͓̘A̦̖ͅA͎̖̳̮͕̜̟̕A̦͕͈̰Ạ̫̟̣̣̥̀AA̡A̱͔A̟̘͇̯͎̣͙Ả̺̼̮̝͕͊́̽A͍̥͈̦͚ͪ̓ͦ̚A̓͆̄̍ͯ̇̀͢Ȃ̩͉̀ͤ̈́̓̂͂A͂͑͗͗͒͐A̫͇̯̭͑̏̆͜Ȃ̫͛ͮǍ̗͕̱̝͖A̶̗͚͎͇̭̼͋͛̾A͓ͭ͐͂Å͔̘̗̤ͬ͋̾́ͫͩ͘A̠͑̊́̆̉̋Àͨ̀̇͟AA̦̩̿̑͗̓Ȁ̠̱͂̍̃̂̀A̷̩̽ͧͬ̑ͫ̒̈A̮̓A̼͙̱̩͋͌ͪ̏ͫ̑Ȃ̱͓͕̣̬ͅA̡̼̳͈̰̱ͩA͎̺̱̼̼̘ͩ̍͆A̦̙ͨȦ̘̻̯̠́ͅA̷̙̮̥͖͚̦ͣ͑̏ͯ̿̓̐̃̓͗̋̒̍͌͜Ą̴̛͉̪͉̗̼̖̮̝̫̳̱̰̣̙̙̋ͮͦ̿̈̂̔̀A̧͍̫̘͓͓̼̬̗̪̻̹̺̮̖̠̫̠̗ͧ̿ͬͭ͛̓̔ͩ̔͌ͬ͊ͭ͜Ȃ̧̛̠̤̖͖̠̳̪͖̺̱̳͕̬̻̥̙͇ͫ̄̔̽̓̕̕A̧̛͈͕̱͔̥͉̟͉͚̹̩̭ͯ̈̆̾͒͊͂́͡͞A̵̜͙̫͓̗̙̺̙̬̝͓̩̭͍ͭ͂̊ͪ͐͆̎ͫ͝ͅA̵̵̛̪̩̙̘̺͖͖͍̰̫͑̍͆̌̍ͯ̌͂́ͬ̒͒̐̀͆̚À̛̜̱̹̏̀͛ͬͯͮͣ̈͞͝͝ͅA͕̮̯͉̐ͣͣͪ͗ͧ͐ͦͪ̎̀

or do something that completely shifted everyones attention like talking about terror attacks in a frank manner.

>why don't you take a long walk on a short pier

"I don't really get the impression that you have standards"
would be more biting and I can actually hear it in his voice.

>Leo prefers funny women

captcha: ding pizzeria...close enough to bazinga

>Maybe the word whore is a bit strong for television, maybe he should say hussy instead

The only real response is to pull a Tom Cruise
>"Why would you say that?"
>"No, really. Why?"
>"I take time out of my busy schedule to come to your nothing studio and answer your questions and you insult me?"
>"What's your problem? Why would you do that?"
Completely derail the interview and put it all on her.

>Well of course I'd leave, a pimp never stays around to watch a hoe get fucked

my sides

In what way is that a fedora thing to say? Is hussy fedora now?

>honhonhon we french that's what we do screw you americains

A fat man cannot defeat a beautiful woman. It's against the laws of physics.

When will Sup Forums neckbeards except this?

>Is hussy fedora now?

>A fat man cannot defeat a beautiful woman
sure he can
Jonah is a rich dude starring in Hollywood movies.
he could fuck 10/10s everyday if he wants to, why would he care what some random stinky thinks about him?
like, its her loss at the end. go and be the weather cunt while he chills on a yacht with escorts and hoes sipping champagne out of a 10/10s butthole.

perhaps a jingle of coin will change your offer?

>and my fantasy is to see you wearing a burka in the streets of paris under sharia law while I leave this shithole of an islamic country for the land of the free.

Done. Subtle yet vicious.

checked
he still got butthurt though

Footage?

>Are you proud of that?
>You spent all afternoon (morning) thinking of some way to burn me, and all you managed to say was "i'm a whore."
>Alright. Be quiet and let us adults talk about something not everyone knows.

>Jonah is a rich dude starring in Hollywood movies.
he could fuck 10/10s everyday if he wants to, why would he care what some random stinky thinks about him?

I don't know, I don't visit reddit.

tell that to harvey weinstein, if it was him that recieved the insult, he'd literraly start stroking himself on live tv and spunk on her face with no permission

be gone miscreant

Fatanons have such a bizare concept of 'winning'. baka

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I said good day

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.

why didnt he just play along with it then later hire a hitman to track her down and he abducts her and brings her to your dungeon where you tie her up and insert every insect known to man in her vagina will you piss and shit on her face ?

>Who do you think you are? I am worth $30 million. Can you even imagine what having that much money is like? Is that even conceivable in your tiny brain? How much are you worth? Oh what's that, not even $1 million? Do you think you get to talk to me like that? Well think again. My face is currently carrying the conviction of a mature adult laughing as he plays with the emotions of an unknown french comedian. A nobody. You think you can phase me? Even the very thought is ridiculous. I could crush you with a single phone call if only I could be bothered. That's how little you mean to me. I'm planning on having my agent make a copy of this interview so that me and my rich and famous friends can rewatch it as we drink our expensive wine. We're gonna rewatch it as many times as we please so that it can bring us endless laughs. Not that you would understand what having friends is like. It occurs to me that in years time when you've hit rock-bottom because of your actions today that I'll have no way of seeing you writhe in pain. While upsetting, I'll get over it. This interview is over.
*violently rips off lav mic*

>it's a fat slob thinks money somehow doesn't make them physically repulsive response

>*pulls out glock*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd love to hear the rest of this fantasy of yours. EVERYONE ELSE SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP! What's the matter, frog got your tongue? You seemed so talkative before, what changed? Oh this? Yeah, this is normal to carry where I'm from, but I wouldn't be surprised if it's the first real one you've seen. No, don't look at anyone else, look at me. Look at me because I'm the one in control of your life right now. I'm in charge. No, don't cry, that's not going to help you. Not even a little. Wanna know why? Because at this very moment, here and now, as far as you're concerned I'm God and unless you play your cards right, I could very well be the last thing you ever see. So save your tears for someone who cares and choose your next words really fucking carefully now you stupid French bitch. You disgusting whore. Because this is my show now and your fifteen minutes are almost up. Now tell me what you are. Repeat what I just called you. And start taking off your clothes as you do it. Yeah that's right. One piece at a time. Right here and now on national television. Be thankful, I'm about to make you a star..."

God I love this pasta . Would love to meet the creator.

samefag

>Whatya thinkin' about Jonah?

Not them but I genuinely love it too. Brava to the user that crafted it!

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Samefag

>*unsheathes .44 Magnum*
>*she shrieks*
>*audience abruptly stops laughing*
>*dead silence*
>I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna kill you with this .44 Magnum pistol.
>*click*
>*audience gasps*
>A .44 Magnum pistol, I'm gonna kill you with this gun. Did you ever see...
>*chuckles*
>...did you ever see what a .44 Magnum pistol can do to a woman's face? I mean it will fucking destroy it. Just blow her right apart. That's what it will do to your face. Now..
>*points gun to her crotch*
>*she starts hyperventilating*
>...did you ever see what it can do to a woman's pussy? That you should see. That you should see what a .44 Magnum's gonna do to a woman's pussy you should see
>*points gun away*
>*faces audience while walking around*
>*french girl is crying*
>I know, I know you must think I'm...you know, you must think I'm pretty sick or somethin', you know, you must think I'm pretty sick. Right?
>*fires shot in the air*
>*audience is panicking*
>You must think I'm pretty sick? Hmm?
>*starts laughing*
>Right? I'll betcha, I'll betcha you really think I'm sick, right?
>*fires another shot*
>You think I'm sick?
>*laughs*
>*fires another shot*
>You think I'm sick? You don't have to answer that...
>*fires several shots*
>points gun at french girl's head
>I'm the interviewer now. You don't have to answer that.

>Now I know what you're thinkin'. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"
>*french girl is sobbing hysterically*
>*she just pissed herself*
>Well do ya, punk?
>*french girl screams*
>*pulls trigger*
>*silence*
>*chuckles and walks away while audience is stunned*

He still looks like shit so she was right.

Just laugh it off.
This is also an option.

Anything he would have said would have just led to more laugher at his expense for being so butthurt about it.

Why are you projecting you insecure cuck? Clearly you are one of those faggots who say "cringe" when uncofta

>that is so sweet that you think Leo would take a bullet for me like that

There's clearly a way to comeback like a swag Lord. This guy is just sad he wasn't born with a pussy.

Oh yeah? Well I had sex with your wife!

>you fokin wot m8, l'll hook ye in the gabber u cheeky dawg

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

There is nothing he could have said would have worked in front of those people. It would have been a pile on of people making fun. I guess he could have just got up, silently walked over and slapped the shit out of her.

>nothing
Yea for you because you are a brainlet. There's a whole world of counters. These tv faggots didn't even listen to what he said, it was perfect, he said that it was great that he gets to get berated by the local weather girl, it's actually perfect, if it weren't a frog/swamp audience it would have killed. He was self effacing but still highlighted that she's a two bit nobody and is worth nothing in stature. Lmao he checkmated, he was just unlucky he was in garlic village

>people still triggered months later
What did she even say again? A fat joke or something?

>There's a whole world of counters.
list them then oh delicate genius.

Kek this

"They only touch 10's"
"Have you seen me with clothes off?"
"They're only into females, unfortunately, trust me I tried"

That's a small list of quick 10/10 quips

Fuck off

*my clothes off

>all 10/10
Well done

>That was a lot of words to call yourself a whore.

No you think its funny you think it's all a big fucking joke but this is why we're here.. we don't need to be here, we're here to try and sell the movie, we're not here to be your fucking friend don't laugh like your my friend ok i would knock your fucking teeth out of your dumb fucking french skull. you know what, fuck no don't, don't fucking calm me down dude we do this all day I'm fucking tired i wanna go home, i have other shit i wanna do too, I'll fucking go over there and rip your fucking hair out of your head if you don't shut up, know why I'm stressed out cuz I'm on Atkins i haven't eaten shit all day because every fucking reporter comes here and asks me what it feels like to be unattractive and I gotta sit here and i fucking wanna kill you right now my dream is to get out of this chair and knock the teeth out of your head.

All he would had to say is that none of them would have showed up because she is a nobody and they are all movie stars and left it there.

Jonah Hill is an American treasure. He doesn't have to take this abuse, he should have just walked out on that french cunt and her shitty interview and those ungrateful french faggots. No one gives a fuck about you retarded french surrender monkeys. The only thing you're good for is watching american movies and making us rich. Fucking french losers. Jonah deserves respect not that I would understand french retarded children to understand. You are sad France, really sad. You do not deserve our movies. You deserve nothing.

>I don't think they'd be interested in a mean girl like you
>[dramatic pause]
>HAHAHAHAH I'M BULLSHITTING YOU

OUTTA MY WAY FRENCHSHITS

I like to think he had a million quips ready in that moment, but he chose the better path

can sombody link me pls

This right here

Sure no prob mate. Here:

source me the vid i meant

How difficult it is to search "jonah french joke"? Huh? Are you new to the internet?

very you fat fuck

deviantart tier sense of humour there

True. If anything, is way worse of saying nothing. The coverage would have been MISOGYNISTIC WHITE MALE CANT TAKE FUNNY JOAK FROM WITTY WOMAN

We have been here for over a year and I think we might get something with this angle. She is hot but not Leo-worthy hot

Nah. No chance. Needs to be hot to get away with it

"We have civilization under attack and you are making fat jokes" meh, would worth a try

This is what he did in real life. Got an apology after the show, but was completely emasculated

This is why this is so entertaining, we have been trying to crack this case over a year lmao

She would have never dare to say something like that to Weinstein, thats the interesting hidden psychology of this case

Surely he didnt took the edgelord solutions that have been spouted here but he still took the L

>Yeah, I would leave because I remembered that I have a hot date with your mom.

You're still trying to solve this one? Jesus.

I find it very amusing. Is the Fermat Theorem of /r9k/

FUCKING KEK

You guys all going to act like he did nothing? He was making fun of her and said some very nasty shit before she started.

There is literally nothing funny about this post. You are samefagging so hard that it hurts.

Any link I don't browse here daily

samefuckin fagggot

This is the only suave succinct response in the entire thread

This response is too long to be effective. Trim it down instead.

>I'm surprised you have standards, sweetheart.

There. Perfect.

I think the elite answer is combining all three.

"Have you seen me with my clothes off? haha Unfortunately they only touch 10's and are only interested in women, trust me i tried too haha."

Game. Set. Match.

Sperging out like a pathetic beta is 'winning'?

>Why are there so many Muslims in your country you fucking smelly French cunt? I'm a Jew and all I see are brown subhumans who stare at me for carrying a little star around my neck. Yeah, my country might be full of spooks, but at least we have more than enough guns to kill them all if they act up. What are you gonna do against the Saracen hordes? Huh bitch? You gonna ask America to save you again, you frog-leg eating slut? I'm never coming on your show ever again.

>the arabs are the true threat

Nice try Feldstein

if you are fluid in your delivery and time it right, its funny, offensive and humbling to both

Refined people would find a more sophisticated word to use instead of whore, and then it would be pretty good comeback.

Fattys of the world will never learn.

Hot chick trumps fatso NO MATTER WHAT

What's this look called?