>A teenager in Mexico City has died after getting a hickey from his girlfriend
>Local media in Mexico reports that 17-year-old Julio Macias Gonzelez died from a stroke. Doctors believe the suction from the bite on his neck from his 24-year-old girlfriend led to a blood clot. The clot then traveled to his brain and caused his death.
>She has reportedly now disappeared.
>The teenager was reportedly eating dinner when he began convulsing, and died a short time later.
Mexican vampires, I tell ya.
Gavin Kelly
WTF is with all these disgusting female pedos lately?
Connor Martin
Imagine the blowjobs of this girl
Evan Rivera
>mexican vampires They're called chupacabras.
Also, not political. Barely news worthy.
Hudson Sullivan
>Mexico City Is this an omen for Trump's diplomatic mission in Mexico?
Lucas Morris
It's the next step towards pedophilia legalization
Nathaniel Wilson
why would a 24 yo girl date a 17 yo? better yet why is she still giving hickeys
Jaxson Rodriguez
>mfw you nutted but this bitch keep suckin
Nathaniel Richardson
>mexican vampires
Cooper Williams
> Mexican vampires
Aaron Davis
>lately Bruh
Landon Hughes
That's what happens when you try to fuck el chupacabra.
Michael Mitchell
What is wrong with that? A 50 year old can date a 16 year old no problem. It's legal so it's nothing wrong with it.
Kevin Collins
>female pedos my fetish
Nathan Martinez
Ugh, this freaked me out! When I first met my husband, we used to spend hours cuddling in his bed, making out, etc, and I would give him the gnarliest hickeys as like a game. I would just suck as hard as I could so he'd get all those crazy marks. I didn't realize I could have hurt him!
Dylan Cox
>mfw you dead but she still suckin
Dylan Richardson
damn. im gonna be paranoid about receiving hickeys on nights out now
David Robinson
I would believe in Mexican vampires before I would believe in Mexican intellectuals.
Christian Fisher
You should be more worried about the anal sex that you two faggots engage in.
Josiah Johnson
>bait.jpg
Thomas Price
>you dead but she still suckin'
James Ortiz
>gnarliest hickeys > gnarliest
I dont think a woman has ever said gnarly or gnarliest.
B8
Angel Ramirez
>hickeys Why would anybody do that, das gay
Eli Campbell
>ai ai ai this young boy dropped dead, i see these hickeys on his neck there mus be a connection si
'Mexican Doctors'
Elijah Foster
Mexicans will give each other the biggest, nastiest hickeys. It's so fucking gross.
Cooper Walker
KEK
Wyatt Reyes
>law=morality
Xavier Carter
>She has reportedly now disappeared. Weird.
Jayden Ross
>Coming to blow the wealthiest men on the planet >diplomatic mission in Mexico
Landon Rogers
Mexican demonectuals
Michael Morris
Heidi. This is silly.
The dick, please. Stop sucking it.
You know I've been dead for two hours.
Let me rest in peace, for God's sake!
Ian Williams
stay based. bongs!
Nathaniel Cruz
Hillary. Please stop suckin'.
You I can't feel a thang.
Eli Howard
>chupacabras
Kek but isn't that like Mexican big foot?
William Moore
SHIT GENES H I T
G E N E S
Adrian Rodriguez
>17 year old male >24 year old female IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
Nice...
Dominic Baker
Succubi are real.
Christopher Carter
She sucked him dead.
John Foster
>17 y.o. >pedos
Here's your (You)
Juan Bell
>17 >24 >pedo
that would be legal in almost every country
David Rogers
Murifats believe 18 is the holy age. They unironically think it's morally wrong to fuck a 17 yr old 364 day old girl. But the next it's fine.
Jordan Murphy
next day*
Cameron Sullivan
And Grandma's are ok.
John Morgan
17 => Infant 18 => Wrinkled Old Grandma
Nolan Baker
slippery slope.
Anthony Gray
Age of consent here is 15, 16 for anal. So she's not a pedo.
Isaiah Clark
personally i prefer being alive
Luis Powell
17 => "Get away from my baby daughter, you pervert creep!" 18 => "Who wants some pussy, fresh off the shelf. Send the money to my wife."
Alexander Young
I've heard this about Mexican women. Is it true?
Adam Phillips
>blood clot at age 17
Jesus Christ, the lad is lucky he didn't die sooner then that. Least he got laid before he passed.
Hunter Smith
No it's fucking not you bullshiting pedo.
Dylan Robinson
>tfw kissless virgin
at least I can't die from this shit
Mason Edwards
>18 => "Who wants some pussy, fresh off the shelf. Send the money to my wife."
My fucking sides
Cooper Howard
how long until magic powers?
Julian Powell
it's worth it?
no, they're more like the Jersey Devil
Jordan Cruz
>24 year old gf
Logan Phillips
RARE
Nathan Martin
Good goy USA, fucking a young woman in her best reproductive age is totally wrong. t. David Goldberg von Shekelstein
Christian Campbell
Nothing wrong with this, as long as the male is the younger partner. Though what kind of faggot gets hickies instead of giving them?
Oh, right. Mexicants.
Hey, one is shaped like Texas lol
Landon Butler
4 years and then I finally get the wizard powers
Dominic Hill
...
Henry Foster
will be waiting for ya
Aaron Thomas
Se lo chupo el chupacabras.
Owen Brooks
Do you still only get a few days prison in Mexico45 if you accidentally kill someone?
James Stewart
CHUPAKEKBRAH
Jonathan Lopez
WTF is that webm?
Brody Perry
>Mexican vampires
Isaac Wood
you just basically said you have never had a blowjob
Jose Richardson
>MFW Never even touched a girl virgin >No girl to stroke me
