Brit/pol/ - Priti Patel edition

>Today's Papers 31/8/16
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>Theresa May warns Britain must not stay in the EU 'through the back door'
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/08/31/theresa-may-should-not-negotiate-the-unnegotiable-and-get-britai/

>Owen Smith 'would not oppose' Scottish independence vote
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-37229991

>Theresa May tells ministers UK must make success of Brexit
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37219143

>Jeremy Corbyn set to win Labour leadership with increased majority, poll suggests
theguardian.com/politics/blog/live/2016/aug/31/corbyn-labour-leadership-yougov-poll-leadership-with-increased-majority-poll-suggests-politics-live

>Ban businesses from sacking new mums, say MPs
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37222674

>Lib Dem leader warns of post-EU-vote 'forces of racism'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-37220106

>Koran to be read at funeral of backpacker who died in Allahu Akbar stabbing
breitbart.com/london/2016/08/30/passage-koran-read-funeral-backpacker-killed-man-shouting-allah-hu-akbar/

>Owen Smith: Labour must be pro-immigration even if it means losing votes to Ukip
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/owen-smith-labour-pro-immigration-losing-votes-to-ukip-a7217111.html

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aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2014/08/manga-anime-japan-still-treatin-201484145420634173.html
uk.news.yahoo.com/manga-anime-japan-still-treating-children-sexual-objects-114854589.html
edition.cnn.com/2014/06/18/world/asia/japan-manga-anime-pornography/
youtube.com/watch?v=k703nyqd6ek
youtube.com/watch?v=YcQr2hnf1aU
youtube.com/watch?v=WdoUS_sO2lk
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/31/london-will-remain-the-top-financial-centre-post-brexit-says-deu/
youtube.com/watch?v=Wv7qY1TVnAY
youtube.com/watch?v=jemlZq5Knx4
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/the-best-places-to-live-in-the-world-is-norway-according-to-the-un-s-human-development-report-a6773891.html
lifestyle9.org/worlds-best-country-to-live-in-2013/3/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

ANIME POSTERS ARE PAEDOPHILES CONFIRMED

aljazeera.com/indepth/opinion/2014/08/manga-anime-japan-still-treatin-201484145420634173.html

>The sale of pornographic materials is rampant in Japan. Go into any convenience store and you will find mainstream pornographic magazines sold alongside consumer publications; while a 'for adults only' sign demarcates the violent, hardcore porn magazines. But it isn’t only adults whose bodies are on display: under-aged girls are routinely portrayed in suggestive ways – from teen pop groups posing in lingerie or pubescent children engaging in sexual acts in manga comic books.

uk.news.yahoo.com/manga-anime-japan-still-treating-children-sexual-objects-114854589.html

>The sale of pornographic materials is rampant in Japan. Go into any convenience store and you will find mainstream pornographic magazines sold alongside consumer publications; while a "for adults only" sign demarcates the violent, hardcore porn magazines. But it isn't only adults whose bodies are on display: Underaged girls are routinely portrayed in suggestive ways - from teen pop groups posing in lingerie or pubescent children engaging in sexual acts in manga comic books.

edition.cnn.com/2014/06/18/world/asia/japan-manga-anime-pornography/

>They stare wide-eyed from the pages of magazines, childlike in stature but engaged in extremely explicit sexual activities. They may be drawings, but critics say the images found on the pages of some of Japan's erotic manga are so disturbing they should be banned.

ANIME POSTERS ARE PAEDOPHILES CONFIRMED

FIRST FOR BEST TEAM

youtube.com/watch?v=k703nyqd6ek

Priti is an ugly paki hobbit.

Ssshh it's ok user

That's like saying all Brexiters are racists, lad.

And what's with your obsession with Moaty?

There will be en election before then, the traitor Corbyn will be ejected and Owen Smith as PM will save Britain from reverting to nationalist racist monoculture.

>1 post by this ID

>The National Socialist Party has become the board. What you have inherited from your oldfags, you must lurk before you can post. The most precious memes in this board though are its own shitposters. And for these shitposters and for the sake of these memes, we have to struggle and fight. And never tire; and never weaken; and never give up; and never despair. Long live our memes, long live our shitposters, long live our shitposter empire. Praise kek!
youtube.com/watch?v=YcQr2hnf1aU

Shut up, RACIST.

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THEY'RE ALL LAUGHING AT YOU BREXITERS

The thing is, you faggots will be pleased with your self declared "victory" for the disgusting fetish of cartoon paedophilla, you will feel accepted because you have come together with the other sick fucks of this board and united against the voice of decency.

But then in about 16-18 hours time you will have to turn off your computers and move your considerable weight down to the Job centre. You will of course still be claiming you sickening victories via your mobile phones and then the half drunk chav sitting next to you in the dole office will spot your image folder as you're scrolling through your collection to find the most apt paedophillic cartoon to match the tone of your post.

You will hear him mutter to his equally drunk, probably high mate

"this sick fuck next to me is looking at cartoon porn"

You will realise then that even those who society deams the worst of us, Junkie dole heads, have someone even they can look down on

the anime posters of Brit/pol/

THE VOTERS CORBYN HAND THEM OVER

HAND OVER THE VOTERS!!!!!

why is anime for pedophiles?
please tell me in your own words intead of copy and paste.
I bet you would prefer your kids to watch pepper the retard pig as she teachs your kids to talk like simpletons

I like how Owen Smith just keeps getting worse and worse as he goes on.
It almost seems intentional at this point.

Priti is fat.

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I hope the electorate are as cruel to Farron as they were to Cleggy.

What does Brit/pol/ think of Jo Johnson MP?

He's the brother of Boris Johnson. Honestly surprised at how low profile he is

Get fucked

Is that Raoul Moat? Good back if so. the rest is weird as fuck but he's quite wide. Looks like a lot of pull ups in his nan's house.

It's the Loyalism that counts.

What does tim farron look like

He looks like one of those kids that would always get beaten up on the bus, so then when the time came for him to beat up younger kids he would be extra brutal to make up for his previous humiliation

He probably has a lot of rough sex with prostitutes

>tfw normies don't know who he is.

I don't know how to feel about this

>tfw salty tears will never run out regarding brexit

Imagine if we could use this to power our homes and cars.

>Owen Smith as PM

>tfw I will never put my cumberland sausage in her samosa

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Hitler was a drug addict loser that shot himself while his country was occupied by his hated Communist enemy.

CiF is full of nutters, I wouldn't read too much into it.

no-one is stopping him from moving to germany
we are still in the EU

>i was a royal marines commando
:^)

I think he's being prepped for a big job in the next 10 years. Keeping a low profile so he doesn't fuck up.

He did support Remain though so may aswell khs

>Rabie

Scotcuck confirmed

Looks like my Mother-in-law

no one knows who he is or what he does, and when you find out his name you end up thinking of someone else (pic related)

Ur a joker m8

ANY /ROYAL ENGINEERS/ HERE

never going to happen mate, Labour is dead!

No he forces them to watch Bella and the Bulldogs until their wills are broken.

Checked, she's still here. So will he.

>unless you are a pensioner or very rich
>I'm 22 year old carer that makes just over £350 a month from that
>tfw Britain is perfect for me

We're still in the EU, so these people should leave while they have the chance, or still be crying when we rise above Europe again.

no but my dad works for nintendo

I wonder if people in Manchester would agree?

*SNPcuck

No need to shit on ALL Scots, 40% voted to leave the EU.

Manchester? Yeesh.

Hitler died with honour like a true Roman.

youtube.com/watch?v=WdoUS_sO2lk

It amuses me that Boris has to sit next to May in cabinet meetings.
It doesn't look a seniority thing, its just he is a naughty boy and has to do his work next to the teacher.

>London will remain the top financial centre post-Brexit, says Deutsche Bank chief

telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/08/31/london-will-remain-the-top-financial-centre-post-brexit-says-deu/

An expatriate (often shortened to expat) is a person temporarily or permanently residing, as an immigrant, in a country other than that of their citizenship.

If you want to fuck off to back where every you came from... be my guest, and keep your hates speechs to your self.

>le if x wins i'm moving to y meme
this has been a social media whiner trope for years, still lmao every time
wish someone made a website with all of these and a rolling check on whether they're still in the country or not

The art of satire is still alive and well I see.

>Hitler fucked up his nations economy
>Like a true socialist

Moaty, it's Gazza.

>no non-British ancestry

Don't forget, you're here forever

>You have as long as you like to name one the Remain has been correct about.

In fairness it was actually Tories celebrities (Jim Davison, Paul Daniels) who started this.
They signed a double page pullout in The Sun.

When New Labour arrived in 1997 people spent several years asking them when they were going to fuck off.

Jim Davison did actually go to the Middle East but unfortunately he came back.

i'm beginning to think owen smith is less electable than corbyn, at least corbyn has some support outside of westminster.

I like dogs too

>unfortunately

Big Break was a good show.

I'm still legit and utter confused why Gazza showed up with several cans of larger and a fishing rope plus fried chicken, was he hoping to coax Moat to come out by baiting him with those on the fishing line?

Its only a game show

We really are the eternal anglo, aren't we

>I want a German passport
>already has a German passport
Why doesn't he just? He has two years to emigrate there while the EU treaties are still in force. Any rights he accrues under those treaties will still be protected under international law even after we've left the EU. Why doesn't he understand how his own beloved globalism works?

>My time in the army blowing the fuck out of kebabs and displacing the homes of millions is not my fault! You should take in the ficki ficki that I helped displace!

To the wall with him.

this fucking show man.

we'll probably get apple jew money investment soon as well.

Romans slit their wrists

>In July 2004, Patel married Alex Sawyer. They have a son, Freddie, born in August 2008.

N-no.

My dream of one day marrying Patel is ruined.

currency switch to shekels when?

>tfw the 90s

youtube.com/watch?v=Wv7qY1TVnAY

where do you think europe does there banking XD
I'll give you a hint, Its not greece.

PERFIDIOUS

>Brexit is keeping from being stalled
>First it will definitely happen in January now it's likely to happen in two years time

Won't happen, will it lads? The dream is dead and whoever wins the next GE will gain all the Remain voters votes by saying they'll abolish the referendum or holding a second one.

BLEACHED

We're just too good

True but that was more John Virgo.
The theme tune was 80% of it anyway.

Weird secret origin, it was originally from "The Hunting of the Snark" by Mike Batt.
youtube.com/watch?v=jemlZq5Knx4

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How much would they realistically bring to our economy?

>European Christian socialism
>not leading to the best societies on earth to live in history

>Norway is the best place to live in the world, according to the UN
independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/the-best-places-to-live-in-the-world-is-norway-according-to-the-un-s-human-development-report-a6773891.html

>Top three best countries to live in 2016: Norway, Sweden, Denmark
lifestyle9.org/worlds-best-country-to-live-in-2013/3/

are you implying the tories aren't going to absolutely sleepwalk to another majority?

people like these cunts.

>been 9 weeks since the vote
>been summer where the entirety of europe goes on holiday and parliament is in recess
>"why hasn't a50 happened yet guys?"

Hop in lads.

>Sweden

COON IN POON

They don't make em like they used too :_:
now we have game shows what revolve around penny push machines.

In 1932, the year before Hitler and Roosevelt both came to power, Germany's unemployment rate was 30.1% and America's was 24.9%. But within just five years, Germany's unemployment rate was reduced to only 4.6% (1937) and dropped even further to only 2.1% a year later.

Upset that those anglo shekels are going to stop flowing, enrique?

Would smash far right like.

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A second referendum won't happen, but pary of me wants it to just for the chance of leave winning a second time and the absolute buttdevestation that would follow.

Does the all day ticket come with a free handy from her?

My guess is that Labour will somehow be sneaky cunts and attempt to abolish anything to do with the referendum from ever happening.

Then again
>Labour ever getting into power again

it will happen before the next general election, we have fixed terms of 4 years. david was only pm for 2 years.

how hard is it to get a job in radio?

is it a declining industry, or has it sort of levelled off by this stage?

As long as the Lords Spiritual remain in Parliament and the Defender of the Faith, God's one true religion, remains on the throne, then the anglo is eternal.

The tories are staying in and that means Brexit

Is she related?