ITT: Characters that are literally you

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>southern
>rich father
>depression
>budding alcoholism
>bisexual tendencies
You didn't say we had to be proud of it, OP.

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Honestly

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You don't get to bring friends

You just let people walk all over you despite being articulate and quick enough to defend yourself?

I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FUH MY PEEPUL

SKIPPA!

I'm kind of like Littlefinger. Best trait is my smarts. People waste time laughing at me but I'm always in the shadows plotting.

You wear a fanny head wig? hmm just stop.

so, you're into anal play then?

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So you're a hitman working for a cartel.

What does it feel like to cut a man's balls off and feed him his own fingers for a paycheck?

based fucking Paul

Quite literally.

I'm a nigger IRL too

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>narcissistic
>failed marriage
>chronic womanizer
>alcoholic

yep

Married to someone that has a personality thats a cross between Linda and Louise too. It's surreal.

Are you a redditor mate?

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see ya tonight at kavanaugh's

spiros was /myguy/, basically same line of work but I didn't wholesale whores

not him but yes. In high school I even made girls laugh with my witty and cynical sense of humor but never got further than that.

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>failed student
>lost in life
>invisible
>doesnt talk
>doesnt enjoy past hobbies anymore
>likes observing people, specially other misfits
>thinks he's above it all
>deep down a strong hatred is brewing

Don't come in me house talking scared business

DE ORIGINAL JAMAICAN DON DADA

I'm a professional. I'm there to kill, not torture.

>tfw no ai gf

i dont make mistakes

you sound like a fag lmao

The only difference is I'm literate.