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ITT: Characters that are literally you
>southern
>rich father
>depression
>budding alcoholism
>bisexual tendencies
You didn't say we had to be proud of it, OP.
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Honestly
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You don't get to bring friends
You just let people walk all over you despite being articulate and quick enough to defend yourself?
I HAVE COME TO RECLAIM ROME FUH MY PEEPUL
SKIPPA!
I'm kind of like Littlefinger. Best trait is my smarts. People waste time laughing at me but I'm always in the shadows plotting.
You wear a fanny head wig? hmm just stop.
so, you're into anal play then?
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So you're a hitman working for a cartel.
What does it feel like to cut a man's balls off and feed him his own fingers for a paycheck?
based fucking Paul
Quite literally.
I'm a nigger IRL too
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>narcissistic
>failed marriage
>chronic womanizer
>alcoholic
yep
Married to someone that has a personality thats a cross between Linda and Louise too. It's surreal.
Are you a redditor mate?
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see ya tonight at kavanaugh's
spiros was /myguy/, basically same line of work but I didn't wholesale whores
not him but yes. In high school I even made girls laugh with my witty and cynical sense of humor but never got further than that.
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>failed student
>lost in life
>invisible
>doesnt talk
>doesnt enjoy past hobbies anymore
>likes observing people, specially other misfits
>thinks he's above it all
>deep down a strong hatred is brewing
Don't come in me house talking scared business
DE ORIGINAL JAMAICAN DON DADA
I'm a professional. I'm there to kill, not torture.
>tfw no ai gf
i dont make mistakes
you sound like a fag lmao
The only difference is I'm literate.