Reminder that while you're pissing the physical and mental primes of your lives shitposting on here at the weekend, even skinny Chinamen are banging QTs. Pic related.
Ayden Anderson
Yes except if you don't git gud early enough you WILL get shit talked forever, and the only solution is to kill everyone then
Daniel Carter
Dozens, because I'm not an autistic NEET who hates talking to people. > I'm a schizoid in school who hates talking to people but can't get avoid people forever if I want to function in society > Sup Forums is one person > kys > saged
Oliver Lee
>reminder that even this guy has a QT gf
What's happening this weekend, bros? Staying in again?
Xavier Ramirez
You forgot the part where I cared any longer. So my dick has never gotten wet. I don't care. There is too much fucked up shit in this world now for me to care about that small matter. I feel no burden to have sex. As it was once said, "Sex is the biggest nothing ever."
I am simply trying to survive and live my life to the best of my ability. That takes up most of my time.
Ian Ward
motorcycle or an actual bike
Brayden Smith
Prostitute.
Henry Diaz
>reminder that even this guy has been laid
Mason Morris
So a camwhore with clear Daddy issues then?
Cooper Young
I mean, I talk to the girlfriends and fuckbuddies of my roommates whenever they're over, since we'll often all play vidya. And I'm the one who tends to initiate it, even.
Women aren't difficult to talk to, talk to them like you would a guy for crying out loud. Just be yourself and hope they can deal with it as well as your guy friends can. That doesn't mean be an unapologetic asshole, but you don't need to change the way you act just according to gender. Just be friendly.
This isn't an enigma.
Isaac Bennett
why would I want to talk to women though?
John Mitchell
Reminder that even this guy has been laid
>redpilled saviors of the white race who know how the world works >still coming second to a faggot like this
Camden Price
>I feel no burden to have sex. As it was once said, "Sex is the biggest nothing ever."
Thank god I'm seeing a post like this. The concept of abstinence needs to stop being a total joke, whether for moralfag or practical reasons.
Tyler Wilson
>You learn how to talk to women by actually "Shit-posting on Sup Forums". You fuck up continually in the beginning but eventually get better through practice. It all makes sense now.
Carson Rodriguez
If you're ugly you have to lower your standards.
Even an autist like myself has had sex with three woman and married one of them even though my pockets are always full of spaghetti. This is because I am physically attractive.
Easton Torres
>reminder that even this guy has been laid
Angel Walker
Here is the process by which I boned my wife last night.
She likes to be alone after the kids go to bed a while. So I left her to watch TV and do a jigsaw puzzle, but I made sure to keep a wine glass topped off her for.
By time she came to bed, I know she likes all manner of head and back massages, so I did did that for a while.
Started kissing while still having a heady alcohol buzz.
Stood her up. Took her clothes off. Forcefully laid her back, and ate some tuna taco a while.
When it seamed like her moaning, squirming and vaginal gushing was at it's peak, I stuck in the ol' wang.
Missionary is just a tease for her, so she flipped me over and grinded and pounded the cock like she was possessed.
Despite the pussy juice still on my face, she went back to town on my mouth.
Despite beating off earlier in the day, I still couldn't hang on as long as I would have liked.
Dumped in her.
She dismounts while dick slides out and a dump of combined fluids flops out on my lower abdomen.
Ryan Watson
>talking to women what are you, a fag?
Gavin Allen
You learn how to convince a woman not to use the legal privilege that the current feminist climate has given her to ruin your life by falsely accusing you after you fail to please one out of the hundreds of thousands of her juvenile demands by just being alpha. You fuck up continuously in the beginning but after that you're either in prison for domestic violence and rape you didn't commit or you're living in a closet sized apartment and working 80 hours a week to pay her to fuck other guys in the house you bought and she had you kicked out of.
Jeremiah Torres
>How many women have you spoken to this week so far, Sup Forums, that aren't family members?
Mainly my girlfriend. Her and customers at work.
But I used to be a /r9k/ level fuckup because of my first serious relationship rendering me rekt and a recluse for several years. Completely lost all notion of how to socialize.
I worked in a liquor store and now a beer bar. By forcing myself into a job where I have to be social or lose money helped me out a lot.
Logan Davis
I was expecting that to turn into a cuck story.
Oliver Gonzalez
>not political Except this only belongs in /r9k/ or s/adv/irgins.
